Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

oobey posted:

A dying thread, in a dying forum, for a dying art form. How apropos.

:getin:

On a dying planet, even! :yayclod:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

OpenSourceBurger posted:

It takes some time to draw a missile shaped like a throbbing erection

I wouldn't be to sure. The one time Garrison straight up rebuked Papa Trump was when he bombed that empty airfield in Syria. One of the only accomplishments he's been able to directly point to is "Did not start a war" and then he went and started one anyways. :lol:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Man I had forgotten that Rick Perry was once the Great White Hope of the Republican party and that Trump had been laughed out of the 2012 Primary


Doesn't even mention that Trump did a Thing and just reheats some old Obama Iran Nuclear Deal hate. :nallears:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Khamenei has no idea why Trump just dumped a bunch of tomato sauce on his side of the board and wrote "Soleimani" on it with his finger.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Brilliant loving timing as usual, Stantis.

E: Also :lol: at the "No, it is they who poked the hornet's nest!" Reaction from the British Press.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

the_steve posted:

Or the memes where it's a bunch of attractive conservative blondes on one side and a bunch of unattractive liberal women on the other with the :smuggo: take of "I know which side I'm on!"

I loved those dumb memes because the conservative side was almost entirely interchangeable TV personalities while the liberal side had Senators, Supreme Court Justices, and the goddamn Speaker of the House so yes, dipshit, I know which side I'd rather be on.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

This is such malefragility.jpg you'd think it was supposed to be ironic if you didn't know Ishida probably would call the cops on some :females: ignoring his important big boy fee-fees.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Man, this thing goes places...
https://twitter.com/RealisticPers10/status/1215509946328133632?s=20

E:

:prepop:

Jagged Jim fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Jan 11, 2020

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Last year he had a .163 batting average in AAA so "unexceptional" is an incredibly generous description of his baseball career.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Please don't.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Jedit posted:

DJT, though, I have never heard or seen anywhere. I can still imagine it being used, mainly by his idiot fans trying to paint him as a Republican Kennedy.

The only place I've ever seen Trump called that is on FreeRepublic.com, except they also initialize the "President" part of President Donald J Trump so he's PDJT to them. :freep:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Genuinely surprised he didn't give one of the "Arsonists" an "obviously Muslim" turban here. That's a surprising amount of restraint from Lester.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

I like how Garrison is such an incompetent artist he gave Northam drag marks as well so it seems Northam is being pulled by some unseen force off a cliff while clutching onto the 2nd Amendment for dead life and the totally not a neonazi "Patriot" is trying to pull him back.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Quoting this for a new page because holy poo poo, whatever we call our awards I think we just found the winner of all of them. :catstare:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Oh my god Stantis shut the gently caress up!

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Pants Donkey posted:

And this...is to chess...even further beyond!


Ah yes the chessmaster move of...having a Senate so shamelessly biased that they’ll cover your rear end for your hilariously incompetent crimes.

Oh dear God he gave Xi the Pooh slanty-eyes. :cripes:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Sandpuppy posted:

13
I :love: America and Football,, Apple pie and corn!

https://twitter.com/letsgomathias/status/1217243463932153857?s=20

The Vikings Packers Chiefs are totally gonna murderlate the San Fransisco CommuPelosis!

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGareAFJ1qc

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Who Was That Greta Girl Again?


Didn't you put out a comic a couple weeks ago where you straight up said you weren't going to do anything about Climate Change because you'd be dead by the time it reaches the "So Hot People Burst into Flame" stage Tod?

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:


The Super Bowl had millions of witnesses.

Before Ramirez/after Ramirez

Really sad to hear about Frank Clark having that stroke mid-Super Bowl and I hope he has speedy recovery.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Katt posted:

It's just not Horsey without bomb-rear end tittys.



Are those shadows? Did Kirschen put down the crayon for a minute to add some loving shadows?

At this rate he will be making Rall quality politoons in about 40 years.

What's really amazing is that his Pelosi caricature somehow ends up being less grotesque than his Trump caricature.

Reminder: Kirschen loves Trump.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

You can be a better person than someone who votes for throwing children in concentration camps, Stantis.

You don't even have to vote against it! Just don't vote for it and stop endorsing those who do! You can become a better person than you are right now with no active participation on your part!

But then the other team might win! :ohdear:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Lemming posted:

I don't think anyone here who's been on the internet for twenty years escaped the early 2000s without a shameful folder of webcomic bookmarks

Why in God's name would we be looking at political cartoons still, the disease is inside us

Oh my god Sluggy Freelance is somehow still going. I stopped reading that thing nearly two decades ago! :psyduck:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Perfect time on this one. :discourse:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Ahem, I think you'll find that he was a member of the National Socialist Party therefore exactly like Bernie. Checkmate Libailures! :smug:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

...What? :confused:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Priti Patel's management skills


I'm the perfect man-shaped hole in the plate glass window with no cracking or shards missing whatsoever.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

MrUnderbridge posted:

Edit:
How many days ago were all those Dow soars! Economy humming! Thanks Donald! cartoons? Cause the NYSE just suspended trading after a 1900 point drop.



Literally on the same day we started Covid-19's Wild Ride.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

the_steve posted:

I could absolutely see there being a comic where LD points out that his job is deemed essential, and that's somehow where the Gotcha comes in.

Getting hazard pay for working the middle of a pandemic and and a stimulus check in three weeks is a pretty good LD "Gotcha." Bonus points if it includes him bragging that today it's his turn to wear the one mask they have. :luckyducky:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Also the Comfort has treated less than half a dozen patients since it got there so it was just a big publicity stunt anyway.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

The Orange Man is bad AGC.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's big shoes to fill


Guest artist Michael Ramirez.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

I'm the :downs:-y Osama Bin Laden.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Cloud Potato posted:

Evening Standard:


Ireland is practicing proper Social Distancing I see.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Pants Donkey posted:

The book Seuss wrote as remorse for his racism against the Japanese being used for racism against different Asians.

It’s like poetry.

Not to mention they're depicting Donald Hortrump fighting corruption by... literally shaking down the little people for pocket change.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Missed a chance for a "Noble Prize" joke smh.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

:911:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

I like how he does the old "Replace capital R with the Cyrillic Ya to appear Soviet" bit once and then forgets to do it for the rest of the cartoon. :effort:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

How many times now has Stantis copy/pasted that exact same "group of protestors carrying signs" just with different words on the signs now? Five? Six?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

:yeah:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply