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"these are terrorists who don't respect life, hate anything good, and are willing to kill anything or anyone in their way. And we need to act just like they do because we're the good guys." the only thing trump has ever protected anyone from is from spankings and that's only because his hand got there first. InsertPotPun fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Jan 11, 2020 |
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Vib Rib posted:You are the loving elite
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dude. this literally says "go back to sleep". dude. dude. dude...
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fool of sound posted:Pelosi is a powerful member of the Adeptus Mechanicus Raised By Birds posted:I've never been really convinced Garrison is a secret furry artist, but I think here we can preemptively put to bed any notion of Branco being one.
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there's a gigantic danger when using a gun as a metaphor. here we have the gun as a rope in a game of tug of war. however, by making the rope a gun, the entire game changes since one end will kill you. it becomes one side trying desperately to point the barrel at themselves as the other side, the side with the trigger, tries to look innocent while holding a gun. the game becomes inherently unbalanced as one side has a gun and the other has a gun pointed at them. also the "good guy and bad guy struggle over a gun" trope only has one use I've ever seen: the bad guy struggles to kill the good guy while the good guy tries to not die. and the good guy is never at the trigger of the gun. basically, by replacing a harmless rope with a gun, garrison unintentionally changed the entire scene but doesn't get paid to care about details like that.
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:I know we had the discussion last thread about the whole "Mad Max future" genre of political cartoons, but even when they don't go "lol Trump will be our mutant dictator forever", I've grown really tired of this whole "the future is cartoonishly bleak" thing.
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Jan 21, 2020 23:48
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i thought he was in plays?
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Kaza42 posted:So, you see the thing is in theory there's nothing stopping a future monarch from actually using all their powers. Refusing to cede lands and incomes, taking an active role in government. The Monarchists who are actually in it for the Monarchy and not just for the tradition of having a figurehead hope that one of them will do this. Of course, even if one of them did try (they won't) it wouldn't work because Parliament would just get rid of the Monarch's theoretical power and it's not like the army would actually listen to a suddenly authoritarian Monarch.
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Jan 23, 2020 18:51
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see but they are also claiming they released the aid after trump was satisfied there was no corruption so even if "investigative journalism" was awake and alert it wouldn't have found anything...
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comic strip turn around time being what they are this was written and 'drawn" two weeks ago right? just saying. Nebalebadingdong posted:nice goatse even has the ring 
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SwitchbladeKult posted:What's Stantis's delay? Did he draw this before or after Trump's lawyer argued corruption is legal as long as the politician thought their reelection was in the public good?
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Jan 30, 2020 23:23
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Pants Donkey posted:Garrison declaring victory early.
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Dracula Factory posted:Another comic I used to like turns out to be a chud. I guess the funnies page naturally lends itself to conservatism with the same jokes being done year after year.
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oh hey allie has taken a break from "yeah my guy sucks, but that's the democrat's fault!!"! neat! so...shouldn't the ball be socialism and the ball holder be bernie or aoc?
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Kaza42 posted:No, the visual metaphor is set up right. Socialism is enticing America with (Free Stuff/A chance to kick the football), but it will pull away from its promises and leave America injured on the floor. The Democrats are encouraging America to trust Socialism, despite knowing first-hand how unreliable she is. I think I'm putting too much thought into this, you're very right.
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this is the exact same loving cartoon I think ramirez did four years ago: dems are loving assholes for being so mean to bernie by not letting him lead...even though he's an old, feeble fool. be more blatant you hack.
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why does he not remember all the "obama am doomed!!" comics he made before the election? I just don't get "ive been consistently wrong for my entire career, please come and suckle from my knowledge teet"
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Pants Donkey posted:Farmers still being portrayed as humble, earnest workers on their great granddaddy’s land is one of the greater lies capitalism has foisted upon us. also this is the same metaphor he used for "the squad": they're biting the hand that feeds them. except this time he was ok making the hand overtly white and male instead of putting a glove on it.
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UGH!! I ONE HUNDRED PERCENT empathize with stantis here! it's just so...so loving AGGRAVATING that these tweets are hurting america! it's a SHAME! it's a DISGRACE! it's loving disgusting and if only we knew where they were coming from!! UGH!!
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yeah. let's compare bernie's actions in the 80's to trump's actions in the 80's and see what's up. jesus christ. it loving sucks that bernie is so old but it's not like there's anyone else following after him.
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Grimdude posted:What the gently caress is this Horsey? I recognize the lovely art style of the other one though. And, because it's tradition:  "i don't like the way that old white man is talking."~a black man and woman~a white man. way to be horsey, you and prickley city holding hands.
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:There's a toned down version. https://twitter.com/MikeLester/status/1235606069277274113 mike lester literally thinks democrats literally want trump's response to fail and millions to die. this is not a joke. this comic is not a metaphor. this is what he actually believes. and we're still supposed to take him seriously and try to get his vote.
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what's with the new art style? also drunnky duck's entire origin story is that he himself is a "diversity hire". So gently caress you other ducks, he already got his.
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yeah. ebola was nothing to fear
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:
I don't know. maybe when it's time to vote you SHOULD be able to see and hear evil when it happens otherwise you'll end up voting for evil. despite all the evil they're saying and doing that you're hiding from. if only i can think of a recent example of the republicans closing their eyes and ears to evil when it's time to vote.
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Sandpuppy posted:Welp, I should have plenty of time for cartoon-posting, as Gov. Sisolak just shut down all non-essential business in NV till at least April 17. Will I get laid off over the phone or by email? - The anticipation! i've been reading these comics for a long time and i think it's far past the time for these "boy these two sides sure are fighting" comics to just die. at this point we're decades past the "gentle opponents reasonably disagree" time i don't remember but every conservative comic creator holds so dear as they pen their fifth "nasty woman!!" comic of the day Shugojin posted:Ah, another "Ramirez admits he actually hates America" cartoon drat! can you believe our brave presidnt as defeated by morons?? like this was a common game of tic tac toe instead of the presidency.
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Haha! "vote for trump, he's an outsider that isn't a part of the system! help, someone who doesn't know how to use the system is in charge!!"
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Cloud Potato posted:Matt: Little help?
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CoolCab posted:the guidance is that members of the public should exercise once a day during lockdown. to varying degrees the great british public have been curtain twitching and reporting all those ne'er-do-wells who are exceeding this. the joke is that the jogger thinks his shame is so great he doesn't notice his wife is cheating on him - a lesser crime. don't brittoons already have a thread?
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but your guy is in charge. you can't trust trump to give it right back?? that's the hosed up thing about these protests: the protestors wholeheartedly believe the loving president is on their side, shouldn't that loving relax them instead of riling them up?? they have the loving president on their side.
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all these comics are purposefully conflating the abstract concept of "fear" a non-tangible thing that can't hurt you to an actual, physical virus that can kill you. no one is cowering in their homes because they're afraid, we're actively avoiding a real thing. i'm not wearing a mask because of vague fears, i'm wearing a mask to try to prevent a thing getting through the mask. this is the equivalent of graffiti that says "what're you: a pussy??" it's just...dude, go gently caress yourself
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RoboRodent posted:I still don't understand why he thinks this is some huge gotcha. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICv6GLwt1gM which of course the answer is this:  I dont know posted:*snip* InsertPotPun fucked around with this message at 19:35 on May 1, 2020 |
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holy poo poo is that don jr! haha! that legit made my day. go gently caress yourself jr
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ah both sides of the argument: it's the person in charge's fault vs it's the fault of someone not in charge truly maybe the truth does lie somewhere in the middle?
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