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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

So when is Johnny Mundo supposed to be making his WWE debut? I'm half shocked it wasn't during that loving atrocious wedding segment.

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Jiro posted:

So when is Johnny Mundo supposed to be making his WWE debut? I'm half shocked it wasn't during that loving atrocious wedding segment.

probably the rumble

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

They're not going to do anything with trimmed Daniel Bryan don't worry (that should have been a HUGE moment of course) and I can only hope he spits in their face and immediately absconds to AEW when the time is right

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Lana revealed in a recent interview that she will be returning to in ring action soon. I mean it was to be expected after last Monday but holy poo poo Lana vs Liv is going to be an early contender for worst match of the year.

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


DarkstarIV posted:

Lana revealed in a recent interview that she will be returning to in ring action soon. I mean it was to be expected after last Monday but holy poo poo Lana vs Liv is going to be an early contender for worst match of the year.

I’d assume it’s just gonna be mixed tags of Lana/Lashley vs. Rusev/Liv? That seemed like the only possible outcome of that stupid loving segment in terms of a wrestling match

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
NXT Year End award results:

Tag Team of the Year: The Undisputed ERA

Male Competitor of the Year: Adam Cole

Women's Competitor of the Year: Shayna Baszler

Rivalry of the Year: Adam Cole vs Johnny Gargano

NXT Future Star: Dakota Kai

NXT Takeover of the Year: Wargames 2019

Breakout Star of the Year: Keith Lee

NXT Match of the Year: Adam Cole vs Johnny Gargano, 2/3 Falls Match, Takeover: NY.

NXT Overall Competitor of the Year: Adam Cole

Apparently voting was rigged this year, for what its worth. From WWE.com:

quote:

For the first time, voting in the NXT Year-End Awards was extended to WWE Legends & Hall of Famers, the WWE Performance Center coaching staff, the media and USA Network, in addition to the fan votes cast by the NXT Universe on WWE.com and Twitter.

DarkstarIV fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Jan 2, 2020

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

The Cameo posted:

I’d assume it’s just gonna be mixed tags of Lana/Lashley vs. Rusev/Liv? That seemed like the only possible outcome of that stupid loving segment in terms of a wrestling match

building to a wrestling match? that doesn't make any sense. why would they build to a wrestling match?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

DarkstarIV posted:

Lana revealed in a recent interview that she will be returning to in ring action soon. I mean it was to be expected after last Monday but holy poo poo Lana vs Liv is going to be an early contender for worst match of the year.

Yea, Liv deserves better! Lana is just awful and Liv is rough around the edges but she's only 26. Put her in real matches and in a few years she'll be aces. Plus it's what she really wants to do, not be in some weird cuck angle.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

If the cuck storyline is actually popular both on youtube and with the TV audience, maybe this should just be the sole focus of the show. WWE should just go all nWo with the cuck angle.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Cuck World Order

The Cuckporate Ministry

Extreme Cuck Wrestling

Money in the Bank Cucklimimation Match.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Seth "Cuck it down" Rolling

Baron King Cuckin'

Cucking Reigns

The Undercucker

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Grendels Dad posted:

Seth "Cuck it down" Rolling

How do you gently caress up Seth Cuckin' Rollins

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
Cunkhouse Cuck

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
If you cuck what the Cuck is cucking

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

dromal phrenia posted:

If the cuck storyline is actually popular both on youtube and with the TV audience, maybe this should just be the sole focus of the show. WWE should just go all nWo with the cuck angle.

WAIT A SECOND FANS IT'S THE CUCKPAC

awooooooooo

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Incessant Excess posted:

How do you gently caress up Seth Cuckin' Rollins

Sorry, I really cucked it up.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Billy and Cuck are your tag team champions!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Darkstar already basically posted it, but for the record and added to the OP:

NXT Results 1/1:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • This was a Year-End Awards Special with no new matches and a handful of brief in-ring promos.
  • The Undisputed Era (Kyle O'Reilly & Bobby Fish) were named the NXT Tag Team of the Year.
  • Adam Cole won the NXT Male Competitor of the Year.
  • Shayna Baszler won the NXT Female Competitor of the Year.
  • Adam Cole vs. Johnny Gargano won Rivalry of the Year.
  • Dakota Kai won the Future Star of the Year.
  • The 8 teams for the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic are Undisputed Era, Forgotten Sons, Matt Riddle/Pete Dunne, KUSHIA/???, Grizzled Young Veterans, Gallus, Mark Andrews/Flash Morgan Webster and Imperium (Marcel Barthel/Fabian Aichner).
  • Takeover WarGames from November won Takeover of the Year.
  • Keith Lee won Breakout Star of the Year.
  • Adam Cole vs. Johnny Gargano in a two-out-of-three falls match won NXT Match of the Year. 2nd place was the Women's WarGames match. 3rd place was the Fatal Fourway Tag Team Ladder Match at Takeover XXV.
  • Adam Cole won NXT Overall Competitor of the Year. The show ended with Undisputed Era doing a group hug with their many, many awards and titles.
  • (Very little) Episode Discussion here.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Grendels Dad posted:

Seth "Cuck it down" Rolling

Baron King Cuckin'

Cucking Reigns

The Undercucker

Shorty G But He's Being Cucked

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Austin 3:16 says I just cucked your rear end.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The cuck there is, the cuck there was, the cuck there ever will be

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Rarity posted:

The cuck there is, the cuck there was, the cuck there ever will be

Please keep the BJ Whitmer discussion in the appropriate thread, thank you

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Cuck PPV when??

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


https://www.cbssports.com/wwe/news/wwe-schedule-list-of-ppvs-for-2020-royal-rumble-worlds-collide-date-location/

Take your pick

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Another loving thing about this Liv Morgan poo poo, my daughter looooooves her. When I spent time with Liv each time my daughter was around (Liv has a friend with a daughter the same age) and all my daughter has been waiting for has been to see her on TV again. And now what the gently caress do I tell her? Wait until she's on AEW?

Sorry guys this is just a really bad realization that they're screwing up an easy home run, again, and I should have known they would, but here I am...

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

TheKingslayer posted:

Billy and Cuck are your tag team champions!

Yoooooouuuuuu looooook sooooooooo

cuck to me

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Grem posted:

Another loving thing about this Liv Morgan poo poo, my daughter looooooves her. When I spent time with Liv each time my daughter was around (Liv has a friend with a daughter the same age) and all my daughter has been waiting for has been to see her on TV again. And now what the gently caress do I tell her? Wait until she's on AEW?

Sorry guys this is just a really bad realization that they're screwing up an easy home run, again, and I should have known they would, but here I am...

Well it's an excellent chance to tell her about the cruel realities of capitalism ruining everything.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Grem posted:

Another loving thing about this Liv Morgan poo poo, my daughter looooooves her. When I spent time with Liv each time my daughter was around (Liv has a friend with a daughter the same age) and all my daughter has been waiting for has been to see her on TV again. And now what the gently caress do I tell her? Wait until she's on AEW?

Sorry guys this is just a really bad realization that they're screwing up an easy home run, again, and I should have known they would, but here I am...

Just imagine how much more your daughter will love her now that she's dropped all the unique elements of her character and will probably just become "crazy" lesbian.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Grem posted:

Another loving thing about this Liv Morgan poo poo, my daughter looooooves her. When I spent time with Liv each time my daughter was around (Liv has a friend with a daughter the same age) and all my daughter has been waiting for has been to see her on TV again. And now what the gently caress do I tell her? Wait until she's on AEW?

Sorry guys this is just a really bad realization that they're screwing up an easy home run, again, and I should have known they would, but here I am...

Tell your daughter that WWE is over and that whatever last episode she saw was the final episode ever.

Then yeah, hope she makes it to AEW or some indy you can stream for her.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

KungFu Grip posted:

probably the rumble

I can't wait for that huge surprise.

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747
I seriously feel like this year's Rumble is going to be extremely weak, both on the men and woman's side. The winners are both really obvious and not exactly popular choices (well, at least one isn't), and they'd already felt like they were running out of surprise entrants before AEW became a thing and snagged a bunch of the legends.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Blaise330 posted:

I can't wait for that huge surprise.
Steph's big push comes to life as the Rainbow Connection stable collects all the queer wrestling superstars!

:monkey paw clenches:

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
According to a reddit thread title that's probably true "The Lana/Lashley wedding has already surpass CM Punk's return on WWE on FOX Channel with whopping 5.4 Million Views and is the 3rd most watched video since the channel was created."

Well we did it to ourselves. We've made the wrestling Sharknado by continuing to tune in to see how bad it'll be.


CascadeBeta posted:

I seriously feel like this year's Rumble is going to be extremely weak, both on the men and woman's side. The winners are both really obvious and not exactly popular choices (well, at least one isn't), and they'd already felt like they were running out of surprise entrants before AEW became a thing and snagged a bunch of the legends.

I was good and ready to pop for a Billy Gunn return too.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Blaise330 posted:

According to a reddit thread title that's probably true "The Lana/Lashley wedding has already surpass CM Punk's return on WWE on FOX Channel with whopping 5.4 Million Views and is the 3rd most watched video since the channel was created."

Well we did it to ourselves. We've made the wrestling Sharknado by continuing to tune in to see how bad it'll be.

At least Seth Rollins dies in Sharknado

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I think this is gonna be the first year in... as long as I can remember where we don't watch the Rumble. Even when we weren't following WWE at all, we'd watch the Rumble because it was fun and we'd invite friends over to draw numbers and compete in our Candy Rumble but we just can't find the energy care about WWE at all. I wish there was a true Royal Rumble alternative that we could put our energy behind instead... AEW's Casino Battle Royale just isn't the same.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Grem posted:

Another loving thing about this Liv Morgan poo poo, my daughter looooooves her. When I spent time with Liv each time my daughter was around (Liv has a friend with a daughter the same age) and all my daughter has been waiting for has been to see her on TV again. And now what the gently caress do I tell her? Wait until she's on AEW?

Sorry guys this is just a really bad realization that they're screwing up an easy home run, again, and I should have known they would, but here I am...
:sever: and become friends AEW wrestlers.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I wonder how many of the Youtube views are from countries that block Internet porn and this is considered "good enough"

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Benne posted:

I wonder how many of the Youtube views are from countries that block Internet porn and this is considered "good enough"

lmao if you think that countries that block internet porn don't have internet porn

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Ganso Bomb posted:

I think this is gonna be the first year in... as long as I can remember where we don't watch the Rumble. Even when we weren't following WWE at all, we'd watch the Rumble because it was fun and we'd invite friends over to draw numbers and compete in our Candy Rumble but we just can't find the energy care about WWE at all. I wish there was a true Royal Rumble alternative that we could put our energy behind instead... AEW's Casino Battle Royale just isn't the same.

MLW's Battle Riot. Watched both of them the last couple of days, and they are so much more enjoyable than the RR.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Grem posted:

Another loving thing about this Liv Morgan poo poo, my daughter looooooves her. When I spent time with Liv each time my daughter was around (Liv has a friend with a daughter the same age) and all my daughter has been waiting for has been to see her on TV again. And now what the gently caress do I tell her?

Tell her Liv died in a tragic bath water drinking accident

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