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I turned 40 yesterday so I think that's the magic age at which I'm required to buy Tactical Dad gear. Up until now, I haven't been into this stuff so I don't know how tactical my stuff should become now. Tactical wool slippers? Tactical butter knives? Tactical gosh darn skin moisturizer?! Teach me. If you can't find the tactical object your life requires on Google, maybe MSPaint up your invention for us to all admire Tactical Christmas Stocking:  Tactical Laser Tie 
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I think these joke items are pretty funny. Not enough tonpay for them but if i were a more profligate man...
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Jan 1, 2020 23:24
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TACTICAL SOCK
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RepeatingMeme posted:TACTICAL SOCK lol that man's leg is wearing a bra just saying e: sorry, I meant that seems like a sick spot to keep my tactical lunchroom spork Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jan 1, 2020 |
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Jan 1, 2020 23:37
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Tactical camo buttplug
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hi OP you might like to read this thread right here and you will find lots and lots of good content
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Jan 2, 2020 00:42
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 BATTLE MUG    they're like $150 lol
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Jan 2, 2020 00:46
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kecske posted:
I think he's just mad somebody gave him that stupid mug for Christmas.
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Jan 2, 2020 00:50
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I like bdu pants because I find the pockets useful and also I can't dress myself
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Jan 2, 2020 00:53
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When carrying living proof that you had sex with with a woman isn't enough to show how much of a man you are. 
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Jan 2, 2020 00:54
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How to improve workout? wear bulletproof vest with steel plates. 
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kecske posted:
Whoever buys that should use the rails to mount a bayonet so they can stab themselves in the neck the first sip they take.
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https://twitter.com/dsquareddigest/status/1206940004305571843?s=21
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Jan 2, 2020 01:17
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All I need are my trusty cargo shorts
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Jan 2, 2020 01:21
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gently caress war gently caress boot lickers
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Camoflage condoms would be pretty cool but lets be honest it's hard enough to find the drat thing anyway.
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Glow in the dark tracer condoms?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Glow in the dark tracer condoms? Slap on a red dot and we're talking.
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Mu Zeta posted:How to improve workout? wear bulletproof vest with steel plates. Seems like it’s working out for her
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Beavertail grip safety on a 1911, it's the trampstamp of handguns.
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I wish OP's posts were tactically camouflaged, so I couldn't see them.
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Paladinus posted:I wish OP's posts were tactically camouflaged, so I couldn't see them. My tactical ignore list accomplishes this perfectly 
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Paladinus posted:I wish OP's posts were tactically camouflaged, so I couldn't see them. Oof, OP is going to cry into his tactical kleenex
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Also OP please seriously consider the SHTF Tactical MOLLE Shiv - Stainless Steel Blade, Rubber Overmolded Handle, Plastic Webbing Adapter, Lanyard Hole - 2 1/2” Length from BUDK
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I'd rather get a tactical vasectomy than buy a tactical baby carrier, to be honest. E: with that tactical tiny knife.
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I'd let Thorisdottir carry me in one of her tactical plate carriers for sure
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EorayMel posted:Also OP please seriously consider the SHTF Tactical MOLLE Shiv - Stainless Steel Blade, Rubber Overmolded Handle, Plastic Webbing Adapter, Lanyard Hole - 2 1/2” Length from BUDK lmao everything is so cool
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i want a tactical cereal bowl with a 8x magnified sight so i can finally see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
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Just googled tactical lipstick, and there are like stun guns shaped like lipstick. Why do ladies get the actual cool tactical stuff??
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Away all Goats posted:When carrying living proof that you had sex with with a woman isn't enough to show how much of a man you are. i keep seeing a bullet proof vest
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OMFG FURRY posted:i keep seeing a bullet proof vest Idk I don't think babies are that bulletproof. Maybe if you strapped on a real big fat guy?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Idk I don't think babies are that bulletproof. Maybe if you strapped on a real big fat guy? So what you're saying is it's a bulletproof vest for the baby?
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Paladinus posted:So what you're saying is it's a bulletproof vest for the baby?  You make a fair point.
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Do they make tactical guns?
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Disappointed its a photoshop tbh
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RepeatingMeme posted:TACTICAL SOCK it's on the wrong foot to boot  ankle holsters are worn on the inside of the non-dominant side (right handed? Holster goes on inside of left leg) 
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