assemblyrequired posted:

hello everyone, it's posting superstar assemblyrequired (if you don't remember me then maybe you're not hipster enough), back from my long hiatus to show you these weird pictures i found

this was almost a thread looking for the absolute worst phone background in the world, because the ones i've had recently are too good, and i want them to be worse

ever since i started this quest (odyssey? crusade? ascent?) my friends won't talk to me, my fingernails have begun to curl, and my garbage disposal keeps winning trivial pursuit. please let me ruin your lives with these pictures just as mine has been (that is, irreparably). some of them are good though, so stick around for that. (there will eventually be a pic of a bucket of frogs in this thread)

also, a moment of silence for the pictures that will not be in this thread that were both terrible and boring. only terrible and exciting pictures please

without further ado:

i think this is ketchup. he looks proud of it and i just... why is the pepper so large. it haunts me.


is he drowning? why can't we see his body? does anyone else think the splash looks like a mermaid


this is one of those good pictures i was talking about. it's on a mountain


make of this picture what you will. that is all.


"hello, mother. are we going shopping today?" i am cowering behind the bed


and last (for right now, i will post more) but certainly not least:
what on earth is this. why do they look like lazytown characters. why are they just heads. i have been awake thinking about this picture for days now.