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https://twitter.com/NeilBreen/status/1371909135176851457?s=20 VISUAL effects dumb dumb. God do you even know how Hollywood works
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 20:27 |
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![]() HAHAHAHAHA like drive away from the screen HAHAHAHA
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/NeilBreen/status/1371909135176851457?s=20 So this guy is definitely dangerous right? The common throughline of his films is "most of humanity sucks and we need superbeings to save us from ourselves" and I'm just nervously anticipating the day that he finally snaps and goes on a murder spree but enough about Zach Snyder chortle chortle!
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X-Ray Pecs posted:ChefBoyardee and most of the original devs left years ago, even if it somehow miraculously comes out, it'll still be dead. It's not coming out. Back in...2019 I think? We had most of the dev team show up in the Barkley thread to let us know that the game is 100% not coming out and that development was completely and utterly hosed in more ways than you can possibly imagine. The promise has been broken. ![]()
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Tars Tarkas posted:In the future, all franchises will have Baby Yodas Those aren't Baby Yodas, they are Gremlins.
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The Klowner posted:So this guy is definitely dangerous right? The common throughline of his films is "most of humanity sucks and we need superbeings to save us from ourselves" and I'm just nervously anticipating the day that he finally snaps and goes on a murder spree Mad as a bag of spanners.
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Also Neil Breen: hacking is the answer to everything and women should not wear bras.
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To be fair in at least one movie he has the epiphany that he shouldn't kill humanity, I think its the one where he teleports to rich people and shouts "ISNT THAT CORRUPT?" In his newest film he helped paused stock footage soldiers escape an exploding building
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Neurolimal posted:To be fair in at least one movie he has the epiphany that he shouldn't kill humanity, I think its the one where he teleports to rich people and shouts "ISNT THAT CORRUPT?" Is this the same movie where at the end all the rich people commit suicide?
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The Klowner posted:So this guy is definitely dangerous right? The common throughline of his films is "most of humanity sucks and we need superbeings to save us from ourselves" and I'm just nervously anticipating the day that he finally snaps and goes on a murder spree If he's as good at killing as he is at making movies, the most I'd expect would be a police log in the local paper about a dentist reported dead of a broken neck after tripping over a rifle and falling down the stairs.
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It’s honestly impressive how much worse Neil Breen has gotten over time. Twisted Pair makes Double Down look like a genuine Hollywood action movie. I still say his worst is I Am Here....Now though, because it has all the crazy white dude rants from the later films plus the intensely uncomfortable sexual poo poo from his early films. I think he knows it’s his worst film too, because it’s been more or less scrubbed from the internet and he doesn’t sell it anymore. I only saw it from a lovely YouTube rip years ago and that link is long dead.
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:If he's as good at killing as he is at making movies, the most I'd expect would be a police log in the local paper about a dentist reported dead of a broken neck after tripping over a rifle and falling down the stairs. He probably thinks he's been killing people for some time now. By wandering around town and staring at folks until he is satisfied his mind powers have done their work.
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Lovely Joe Stalin posted:He probably thinks he's been killing people for some time now. By wandering around town and staring at folks until he is satisfied his mind powers have done their work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg
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The Neil Breen thread was the best thing on here and I'm bummed it seems to be dead.
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The MSJ posted:Also Neil Breen: hacking is the answer to everything and women should not wear bras. Like many of us, Neil Breen was greatly impacted by Angelina Jolie in Hackers.
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If you want a Breen-like movie that isn't misanthropic or perverted, I highly recommend The Eleventh Green, a movie about the ET-industrial complex and Barack Obama using an auto hypnosis tape to commune with the ghost of President Eisenhower.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I said I’m sorry fofty Nobody Greelightninged 2020 is back! Please fifty no more
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Phoebe Waller-Bridge has been cast in Indy 5
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Can't wait to see her and Mutt trading sizzling banter.
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LIterally more time has passed between Raiders and today than between WW2 and Raiders.
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In all seriousness, Bridge is being billed as "co-lead" alongside Ford and I hope Mangold is attempting to pass a baton between the two. A 1970s Indiana Jones trilogy starring Bridge could be dope (if we have to continue the franchise). Even if that would make it a weird circular Tomb Raider influence. But really we should just let Paul Dini make an episodic animated series set in the 30s. It could either just make more stories in the vein of the first 3, or pick up from where Young Indy left off and follow him as a globetrotting treasure-hunting archeology student who hasn't learned that stealing cultural artifacts is bad, yet.
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It would be rad if indy 5 didn't suck
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I can't see it happening, but I do feel like the bafflingly high quality of Logan means there might be a chance.
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Set it in 1977 and have a 78 year old Indy go see Star Wars.
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I hope Indy is the mentor type and we see Phoebe Waller-Bridges doing the exploring stuff.
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:Set it in 1977 and have a 78 year old Indy go see Star Wars. Yeah, unless they de-age or really fudge the timeline, there's no way there's not going to be a reference to Lucas & Spielberg in there somewhere.
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bunch of updated/new release dates from Paramount: quote:SNAKE EYES, previously scheduled for October 22, 2021, is now set to open July 23, 2021 (wide).
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Hi, I'm UNTITLED BEE GEES. How are you?
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Grendels Dad posted:Hi, I'm UNTITLED BEE GEES. How are you? Honestly, I've been feeling pretty (wide) these days.
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feedmyleg posted:I can't see it happening, but I do feel like the bafflingly high quality of Logan means there might be a chance. Mangold is a good director. He's a good pick to make Indy's last adventure.
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Did they film those Missions Impossible together?
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Fartington Butts posted:Did they film those Missions Impossible together? Yes.
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Goddamnit quit delaying Top Gun Maverick 🙁
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FoneBone posted:UNTITLED STAR TREK is announced for June 9, 2023 (wide). This is supposedly NOT the one from the Discovery writer but a secret JJ produced movie.
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Julius CSAR posted:Goddamnit quit delaying Top Gun Maverick 🙁 They are adamant about not doing a streaming release for it. So until things get all the way back to normal it will just keep getting pushed back.
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Grendels Dad posted:Hi, I'm UNTITLED BEE GEES. How are you? Absolutely loving stoked for UNTITILED BEE (gees) MOVIE.
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:Absolutely loving stoked for UNTITILED BEE (gees) MOVIE. "I started a joke: What's the deal with 17 year old high school girlfriends?"
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muscles like this! posted:They are adamant about not doing a streaming release for it. So until things get all the way back to normal it will just keep getting pushed back.
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FlamingLiberal posted:I'm a little surprised it got bumped when Godzilla vs. Kong over-performed expectations with its opening last weekend and people are starting to go out more. By July you have Marvel releasing movies again. Up here in Canada a lot of places are locking down again because it turns out "17% of the population received one shot" doesn't equal herd immunity. I'm not super up to date on how things are panning out in the US but the numbers coming out of Michigan right now are, uh, not great. I don't blame studios for being a little skittish after last years gongshow. I think a lot of it is ultimately going to come down to how the vaccines pan out over the next few months, and more specifically how they fare against the variants. A lot of people are clamoring to get things back up and running but that tune is going to change really loving fast if the ICU's start filling up again.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 20:27 |
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I just watched The Deer Hunter and boy do I want some Rolling Rock. Edit: I meant to post this in GenChat. Detective No. 27 fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Apr 10, 2021 |
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