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ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Alan Smithee posted:

Is Godzilla a woman

Godzilla has a child, but we never seen another adult Godzilla. Godzilla has to be a woman.

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Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

ChickenMedium posted:

Godzilla has a child, but we never seen another adult Godzilla. Godzilla has to be a woman.

Godzilla is much like Yoshi, an egg-laying reptile that identifies as male.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I know incels have done their best to ruin the word but you can still say "female." Godzilla isn't a woman.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
So, movie theaters can open here in Ohio next week, what can we expect to be playing?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Iron Crowned posted:

So, movie theaters can open here in Ohio next week, what can we expect to be playing?

Nothing worth risking your health for.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

GrandpaPants posted:

Nothing worth risking your health for.

I know, I'm not doing anything like that this year, the local news is making it out to be Christmas x1000

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Tenet supposed still has the original July release date.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

muscles like this! posted:

Tenet supposed still has the original July release date.

It's a suicide mission.

IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

Lobok posted:

I know incels have done their best to ruin the word but you can still say "female." Godzilla isn't a woman.

No. She's a lady.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

muscles like this! posted:

Tenet supposed still has the original July release date.

Go gently caress yourself Nolan, people are gonna die.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Lobok posted:

I know incels have done their best to ruin the word but you can still say "female." Godzilla isn't a woman.

How do you know she isnt?

Also female isnt a noun, so yes we can say it but its an adjective

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

IshmaelZarkov posted:

No. She's a queen.

Pirate Jet posted:

Go gently caress yourself Nolan, people are gonna die.

just rewind it back when it does

vwooooooooop

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Pirate Jet posted:

Go gently caress yourself Nolan, people are gonna die.

is any theater going to be open to actually screen it though?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1268913237610901508?s=20
she's far too distinguished to play a final girl so this must be method acting for a psycho role

IShallRiseAgain posted:

is any theater going to be open to actually screen it though?

im hearing LA is going to resume filming on the 12th

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

IShallRiseAgain posted:

is any theater going to be open to actually screen it though?
There's one single-screen non-chain theater in my area that's open at 25% capacity and another non-chain theater opened this weekend, also at 25% capacity.

Unless the chains open, it's not going to make any money. Hell, even with the chains open, it probably wouldn't. Lots of people (including me) don't want to go out to movies during a pandemic.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
they'll probably let Tenet run for the next six months.

Longest number 1 box office run ever!

(number 2 is some lovely Sonic the Hedgehog knockoff from Brazil. number 3 is a Christian scifi movie where the bible is outlawed and the dystopia they present isn't even as bad as reality now)

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

IShallRiseAgain posted:

is any theater going to be open to actually screen it though?

Ohio is opening in just a few weeks over here.

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1268913237610901508?s=20
she's far too distinguished to play a final girl so this must be method acting for a psycho role


I hope she's okay but I find this inexplicably hilarious.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Whenever I read "chainsaw accident" I just assume it really was like the ending of Evil Dead (2013).

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

porfiria posted:

I hope she's okay but I find this inexplicably hilarious.

For me it's funny because Cate Blanchett just oozes style and dignity, she's in the same league as Helen Mirren for me. And she's apparently a huge dork that steals swords from film sets and somehow manages to hurt her head with a chainsaw.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Inspector Gesicht posted:

How a Right-Wing Movie Studio Enabled the ‘Harvey Weinstein’ of Indie Film

Cinestate producer Adam Donaghey (“A Ghost Story”) was arrested for raping a minor. But audio of him sexually harassing a crewmember has been making the rounds for years.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-a-right-wing-movie-studio-enabled-the-harvey-weinstein-of-indie-film

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

IShallRiseAgain posted:

is any theater going to be open to actually screen it though?

Going to become the first 21st century movie to reach #1 at the box office thanks to drive-in theaters.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
are we gonna bring back fuckin and killin at the drive in

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I read that as "are we gonna bring back fuckin kevin at the drive in"

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Nobody Greenlightninged 2020: Fuckin Kevin At The Drive-In

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Grendels Dad posted:

For me it's funny because Cate Blanchett just oozes style and dignity, she's in the same league as Helen Mirren for me.

That is why every now and then Cate Blanchett feels the need to remind everyone she is in fact an Australian by getting into a chainsaw accident. She would have just gotten arrested for hooning but you know, lockdown.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Apparently an official Transformers toy.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Davros1 posted:

"I am writing stories about important human beings."

JFC



Getting nostalgiac about this. Used to post about how lovely he and his ghost chicken was in the early aughts

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ChickenMedium posted:

That is why every now and then Cate Blanchett feels the need to remind everyone she is in fact an Australian by getting into a chainsaw accident. She would have just gotten arrested for hooning but you know, lockdown.

during preparation to play Queen Elizabeth in yet another royal biopic sequel, Cate was ambushed by a crocodile which she suplexed into unconciousness. British zookeepers then took it to a private holding cell where it will be evaluated and added to their collection.

"It's really quite daft really," said a Londoner who witnessed the events.

"We don't even have crocodiles here in the UK"

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

The MSJ posted:

Apparently an official Transformers toy.



Behold, the 80s made flesh.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Alan Smithee posted:

are we gonna bring back fuckin and killin at the drive in

Drive in theaters were already making a comeback before the whole Coronavirus thing.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1268913237610901508?s=20
she's far too distinguished to play a final girl so this must be method acting for a psycho role

reminder that Ms. Blanchett has just been cast in Eli Roth's Borderlands

no I don't know why she'd want to do that either

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

DC Murderverse posted:

reminder that Ms. Blanchett has just been cast in Eli Roth's Borderlands

no I don't know why she'd want to do that either

She really enjoyed chewing scenery in Ragnarok, so wanted to do that again?

Gonna find out real hard that Eli Roth isn't Taika Waititi though.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Shes gonna steal a purp gun tho

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
The most Cate Blanchett thing imaginable would be doing a Saint's Row movie just to steal the giant purple dildo to add to her sword collection.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


For those not in the know, this is Cinestate, which runs Rebeller and now owns Birth.Movies.Death (making this their second owner that is rape-friendly!) and Fangoria

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

got any sevens posted:

Shes gonna steal a purp gun tho

Gotta be the buzz axe.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Tars Tarkas posted:

For those not in the know, this is Cinestate, which runs Rebeller and now owns Birth.Movies.Death (making this their second owner that is rape-friendly!) and Fangoria

They own it now yes. Their content hasn’t changed.

And I’ve heard nothing about any alt right politics being in fangoria.

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tars Tarkas posted:

Cinestate, which runs Rebeller and now owns Birth.Movies.Death (making this their second owner that is rape-friendly!)

Well that stinks

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blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.


For what it’s worth, one of BMD’s two full timers said this on Twitter yesterday:

https://twitter.com/ScottWamplerBMD/status/1269314999161364482

So, I’d guess a shoe is about to drop...

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