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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Beachcomber posted:

They're literary junk food. Sometimes you need to zone out and not challenge yourself. Iirc, they never glamorize the nazis.

There's totally some clean Wehrmacht nonsense in Worldwar.

I've read almost all Turtledove novels AND all the Doom novels.

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Chairman Capone posted:

I think Turtledove is one of the many people whose brains were broken by 9/11. Even before then, he wrote a story where all elves are killed off because one visited our world and GaŽtan Dugas infected him with AIDS.

I don't remember any of this. He did do a pro-Iraq War analogue book that was pretty lovely. And the fantasy novel has the Wehrmacht dude get sick of murder for what that's worth (not much). Turtledove books suck but I've been reading them for 3/4 of my life and can't stop now.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Chairman Capone posted:

The elf AIDS story is called "Coming Across". I actually thought it was something he wrote in the 80s but it was from 2004.

That being said, I'm surprised but glad he is now an anti-Trumper.

Turtledove's pro-Iraq War novel came out in 2008.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

I'm so sad hearing about Blake Lively's recent movie failing so spectacularly because she starred in one of my most favorite movies, 2015's absolutely batshit crazy Age of Adaline.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Holy poo poo I completely forgot about this thing.

It's so good but not in the way it wants to be.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Propaganda 101: Make the enemy seem both impossibly strong, but impossibly incompetent. Make 'us' look capable, scrapy, and never weak.

The movie you're thinking of was made by Nazis in 1945 and it's called Kolberg.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Jared Leto Joker will be more appreciated as time goes on. Nerds are loving stupid.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Brother Entropy posted:

there's not much to appreciate, he's in the movie for about like 5 minutes

So then why does he inspire such endless internet opprobrium?? I'm not making it up that poo poo is real.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Ari Aster would make an amazing shrunk the kids movie.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Quibi sounds like a Soviet Olympic mascot.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

The worst part of surviving the downfall of society would be having to sit around the communal bonfire night after night drinking rat schnapps and talking about commercials we remember from the beforetimes.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

I'm already wondering what next week's box office will be like. Every movie is The D Train!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

The drive in experience kind of sucks, bluetooth audio would definitely help. I just googled and we've got 27 drive-ins in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

I only have ever seen a drive-in movie in Oregon, Ohio, sometime in the summer of 2002.

People in the Toledo area really look down on Oregon and I don't know why that is I was always a tourist.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

The first Friday of our lives with no new movies in theaters and also no theaters is here.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Iron Crowned posted:

What's really going to be interesting is the fallout from essentially an entire year without any production. 2021 will have everything that's been pushed back, and a few things that were halted in various states of production, but 2022 is going to be barren.

The various industry groups should just buy an island that would be entirely dedicated to film/television production where everyone coming in is subject to testing for the virus. Everything produced on the island would be 60's to 80's BBC quality but it would be fine.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

The last movie I ever saw in a theater was The Invisible Man and I'm okay with that. At least it wasn't something terrible.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Don't waste your time on Russian Doll.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Shageletic posted:

How does it compare to the inexcusably horny Hollow Man

Hollow Man sucks and Invisible Man is good.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Warboys in golf carts chasing an arthritic Max along a multi-use trail in a bucolic park.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

In this coming of age movie our protagonist

Loses both of their parents
Goes on an arduous journey both physical and spiritual
Finds the love of their life and starts a relationship with them
Figures out their true calling and starts working at it
Achieves complete emotional maturity and a new understanding of life
Turns 19

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

I'd be happy to answer any questions related to any book that Harry Turtledove has written.

And ashamed, deeply, deeply ashamed.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

TTBF posted:

So what's up with the elves' AIDS book?

The most shocking thing is that it was published this century.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Antifa Poltergeist posted:

Was turtledove the one where aliens observe earth during the middle ages and decide to invade thinking it would be a walk over but due to relativistic travel arrive at earth when we already have firearms and poo poo gets wild?

There are surprisingly few SF stories where invading aliens get totally curb stomped from the get go.remember reading one short story like that from John Steinbeck of all people.

Due to having something to do with being cold blooded and hatching from eggs and having a mating season, the aliens advance really really slowly and carefully technology wise. They've already conquered two other species who were exactly the same, so they assume humans are also. They send a probe to scout Earth in the 12th century and then spend 800 years slowly and carefully getting an overwhelming invasion fleet ready and and on the way. Then it arrives in 1942 and they're like what the gently caress.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

I will always be grateful for Jurassic Park toys giving the world the phrase "dino damage". Why do I find that phrase so funny??

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

feedmyleg posted:

I used this phrase when I cut a little chunk off my finger a few months years and couldn't stop laughing. It pops up all the time in my mind watching films with lots of gory special effects. "That's some serious dino damage."

I just don't know what evolutionary step in my biology, what change that happened thousands or possibly even millions of years ago, that ended up making a mostly hairless ape find the phrase "dino damage" so loving funny. But it is! And I do find it so! No matter the context!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Also has anyone compiled a list of all the delayed 2020 movies that are coming out in 2021 that also includes the regular 2021 movies?? 2021 is shaping up to be a cultural renaissance.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

muscles like this! posted:

The problem with 2021 movies is that they're all delayed because they couldn't finish filming and so who knows if they'll be done in 2021.

I want to think of 2021 as an amazing time of culture and sport

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Thats like the best theme song of any tv show ever made.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Vegetable posted:

This whole trailer is just Tom Hardy squinting

I see you've watched Tom Hardy movies before!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

1. Tammy and the T-Rex

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Colostomy Bag posted:

For some sick deragened reason I like this film.

Are you a fellow Bob Balaban head?? Us Balabaniacs gotta stick together.

Also I love the ending.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

ChickenMedium posted:

It's a horrible tragedy that in this day and age no one knows what to do whan Balabania runs wild on you

When my Balabania is really acting up I just reach for a Christopher Guest movie.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Absolutely nobody mentioned 2012's Robot & Frank, one of the best of this century and possibly the most calm science fiction movie. The opposite of pew pew lens flare splosions everybody yells at each other constantly.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

I just rented Vivarium for money money money and I'm ready for a thrilling sci-fi horror experience.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

I rewatched Outbreak the last week things were normal and I was also supposed by how lovely it was in so many ways because I thought I remembered it being a good movie.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsJYmf_G5d0

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Oh man The Lighthouse and it's exactly the same except Seth Rogen and Adam Sandler.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Sandler would absolutely kill the why'd you spill yer beans Tommy line.

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Alan Smithee posted:

you could probably do james woods as is

It's a Hercules movie that's just a Disney censored remake of Casino (Joe Pesci's character is Hercules)

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