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Thats a good cast for a series that undulates wildly between tense personal horror, grimdark action heroism, and punching a boulder to death.
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The Klowner posted:I hope the pandemic makes Disney die Amazon, Apple, Google, Facebook, Microsoft, and Netflix in the US alone would be lining up to buy them if them started going under, not counting Chinese or European companies that would absolutely love to snap them up.
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Oct 8, 2020 13:59
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Go play RE4 because it is that vintage perfection of gruesome horror, schlock, and some of the tightest game design ever made. The dialog between Leon and the Villains is incredible and so perfect for its tone that sadly the only way to make a perfect RE4 movie would be to travel back to late 70s italy with a briefcase full of money.
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Oct 10, 2020 01:11
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Netflix has a Fast and the Furious kids show spinoff where the lead is Dominic Torettos cousin and it feels like someone opened up a wormhole to the 90s with the whole film tie-in but no relation to the films cast kids show.
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Oct 21, 2020 11:29
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DorianGravy posted:How different is Uncharted from the most recent Tomb Raider movie? That movie was alright but pretty forgettable. If I were capable of betting I would put money down that Uncharted will be less terrible than the Tomb Raider movie.
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Oct 25, 2020 10:55
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The gamergate movie is extra spicy since the character shares a name with gamergaters how women gamers should behave waifu character they invented "vivian"
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Nov 1, 2020 09:16
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Yeah I remember that whole argument and it was so goddamn stupid. Its been sort of subsumed into the apparently more acceptable "accessibility" option where gamers don't get their feefees hurt when you don't call it a difficulty setting but do have a menu where you can set your health and ammo and ability to jump to infinite.
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Nov 2, 2020 09:38
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In arcades it was for quarters, for home release it was because they hadn't realized you didn't want to funnel pretend quarters into a game you paid for or they were trying to fight against you beating it during a rental.
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Nov 2, 2020 12:57
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Please stop making predator and terminator films
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Nov 21, 2020 00:51
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Someone got the challenge to make a sequel to a film that provided definitive lifelong closure for its main characters and went "hey, idiots, science is just magic wearing glasses"
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Nov 25, 2020 04:25
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Remember all those direct to video Disney sequels in the Eisner era? Cinderalla 3 is surprisingly good and frankly could teach the terminator series how to make a sequel
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Nov 25, 2020 16:15
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Return to Oz is a film full of bone-deep fear inducing, life-haunting imagery that the average horror film wishes it could have a single scene as terrifying.
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Nov 27, 2020 13:43
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I watched part of Pirates 4 or maybe Pirates 5 and like, I could not tell you which or what it was about because I was so intensely bored of the vacuous sumptuousness of the film that I turned it off instead of finishing it. It was a film with infinite budget hoping to find a reason to exist.
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Nov 28, 2020 14:19
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I've only watched Avatar via clip reels for TV in store sales displays and I feel like its a great movie about Sigourney Weaver and some blue cats attempt to stage a space intervention for their grandpa who is extremely attached to his aging riding mower.
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Dec 20, 2020 03:28
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I want Shadow of the Colossus in a Non Adam Sandler film and thats about as far as Sony properties I give a poo poo about go. Reality is Im getting so many Ghosts of Tsushima they'll need to build a second Tsushima just to house them all.
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Dec 24, 2020 14:45
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Tars Tarkas posted:All kids, no humans, though Janeway will be on the show Oh so those kids are gonna die
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Feb 25, 2021 05:12
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Ok, so thats fuckin wild she didn't know that was happening but also time travelers wife is a creepy rear end book that pretends its romantic.
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Mar 5, 2021 08:05
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Judakel posted:Are they still in debt? Does that even matter if you can generate that much income and get more loans? As of January this year they are apparently cashflow positive and paid off 15 billion in debt from a decade ago so they're doing preeeetty good.
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Apr 13, 2021 11:58
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Green Knight appears to be laser focused exclusively to me as the target audience but, uh, theaters are a no-go in Japan until like next year so good luck A24
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May 12, 2021 04:47
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The Green Knight in the story has green skin and is transformed out of a human appearance so making him a tree man is frankly pretty in line
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May 13, 2021 04:06
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Neo Rasa posted:I'm still fascinated that this CANNON FILMS version exists. Sean Connery with his little antler helm and glittery face lol, Miles O'Keefe's hair, etc. Did not know this existed, time to check it out
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May 13, 2021 09:34
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Ok, who the hell wanted a portal movie much less one with J.J. abrams involvement
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May 25, 2021 01:16
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My god, thats nearly 8 seasons of Lord of the Rings
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May 26, 2021 14:32
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"Cruella" but the two "L"s are highlighted and enlongated to make it a roman numeral 2
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Jun 1, 2021 16:40
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I friggan loved Ghost in the Shell: Hegelian Arguments Unit but the CGI reboot/new seasom whatever you want to call it was just garbage top to bottom.
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Jun 11, 2021 16:32
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Lego Jurrassic World is better than whatever the hell the movies tried to be
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Jun 23, 2021 15:50
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Wonka looking like he's gonna commit some sex crimes. Also, why the hell does Wonka dress like that? It feels like everyone is aping the Gene Wilder film without understanding it at all and like modern wonka should look like a slightly outdated business person turned insane, so like 1980s wide shoulders suit. ChickenMedium posted:Saw this earlier and it made me wonder, has there every been a prequel that was actually worth making? The best I could come up with is Prometheus, but that doesn't even really feel like a prequel in the usual sense. Star Wars ones kick rear end. Outside of that, uh,
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Oct 11, 2021 03:27
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AceOfFlames posted:Chord was the name of the villain in Open Windows. I always thought it was supposed to be a weird alias. Harmony is already a super popular name, and I know a kid named Aural and another named Sonus. People who are into music are the foot fetishists of the naming world.
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Nov 15, 2021 01:54
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You know drat well as long as you live under my roof you have to keep the name I gave you. You can change it to whatever you like when you turn 18 and I can't stop you, A Minor
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Nov 15, 2021 08:39
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Millennials are pretty old now, its time to start blaming Zoomers. I bet they hate ponderous historical dramas that fail to have the marketing material explain to anyone why this film is worth watching other than perceived reputation of a guy who hasn't made a good film in their lifetimes.
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Nov 23, 2021 11:14
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I use Jared Leto as a rubrick if a film will be good or not, not because I think he is a bad actor, but because if the producers think hiring Jared Leto is the right move its an expression of the other hidden poor decision making going on. I've yet to be wrong
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Nov 24, 2021 04:54
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Julius CSAR posted:Blade Runner 2049 though? The opening scene was fantastic, everything after that less and less good until I ended up hating it. It was nearly everything I did not want a sequel to be
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Nov 24, 2021 11:14
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wizardofloneliness posted:Well, they seem to have one thing in common at least. The Forbidden Method Acting
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Slaughterhouse V is a really good book that my highschool English teacher completely misunderstood on a level so fundamental I choose now to believe they were trolling. As for Riverdance, I vaguely recall accusations of Michael Flatley screwing over the rest of the troupe
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