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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

It did meh. Not an outright failure, not a massive success either.

The Chernobyl reactor 4 of movies.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 02:46

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 14:47

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Neo fights the Bee People?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 08:17

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Have Sandler make a hard R Castlevania comedy.

My heart couldn�t take it.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 21:43

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

AceOfFlames posted:

Starring Adam Sandler as Dracula, Kevin James as Richter Belmont, Adam Sandler as Alucard and Rob Schneider as Death.

�What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! Ahhh dabba dee dabba doo deee dah dooobie!�

God, I want this to happen, now.

Dracula dressed like goddamn Opera Man.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 22:13

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

joylessdivision posted:

Yes I would happily fund this trashfire, who in Hollywood do I need to give my bank account to?

Fill out all checks or money orders to Happy Madison Productions.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 22:24

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

A movie where Adam Sandler �s character wins the lottery and has to fight ghosts.

Or maybe a movie where he�s running an amusement park that becomes scary due to ghosts.

It�s called Ghost Park and Peter Cushing is there.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 01:41

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/LightsCameraPod/status/1218263295586701313

# ¿ Jan 17, 2020 22:15

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1218261175764430849

Oscar Isaac typecast as Ex Machina Guy.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2020 01:14

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Casimir Radon posted:

When I first saw that he'd been cast in TFA I'd just seen Ex Machina and was a little taken aback because he played that scumbag maybe a little too well. He did a good job in TFA which showed me that he could play a heroic character too, but the next couple of movies had writing that made Poe considerably less likable.

He was asked during the promotional tour for TROS recently if he�d consider coming back to play Poe down the line in any Disney productions and he started laughing and said �Nope�.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2020 01:29

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

�This pizza is a disease.....and i�m the cure.�

Cobra is a masterpiece that only George Cosmatos could�ve made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBcCojYw3ik

# ¿ Jan 18, 2020 05:29

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Baron von Eevl posted:

Dear god. I only just now, in this very moment, realized that Panos Cosmatos' dad directed Cobra.

And not only that, but Panos directed his own movies with money that George earned making stuff like Cobra, Rambo 2 and Tombstone.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2020 06:39

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Al Cu Ad Solte posted:

Are you telling me that the existence of Cobra and Rambo 2 contributed to the existence of Mandy?

That is indeed what I am saying.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2020 23:14

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

GrandpaPants posted:

I liked Atomic Blonde, but speaking of spy thrillers, The Rhythm Section is almost assuredly a piece of crap, right? Is it going to join the ranks of quickly forgotten spy thrillers like Red Sparrow, Proud Mary, and whatever Luc Besson's was called?

The Besson movie was called Anna, featuring the alien princess lady from Valerian, who is also a Russian supermodel.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 08:15

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Agent Smith but he runs a hot dog cart company called Agent Smith�s Matrix Hot Dogs.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 06:00

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

got any sevens posted:

Agent Smith gets stuck inside Commando and wonders why everyone calls him Matrix

�Hey Mr. Anderson, remember when I promised to kill you last?�

�That�s right, Smith, you did!�

�I LIED.�

# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 19:51

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Casimir Radon posted:

TikTok isn't dumb enough apparently.

Hopefully this new idea won't be an app whose primary feature is being a data farming tool for the Chinese government.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 01:56

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 08:33

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The necklace is a cursed talisman which contains the souls of everyone the gang has murdered.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 04:49

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

That�s a perfect choice.

Perfect.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 02:27

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Let David Lynch make an Aladdin sequel.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 03:18

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Indiana Jones directed by David Lynch.

Set design by H.R. Giger via a Ouija board.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2020 20:50

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Stacker Pentecost has uncancelled the apocalypse.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 07:30

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I remember that it had Ferris Bueller and Jean Reno in it. And that's it.

Also something about Madison Square Garden and eggs.

# ¿ May 1, 2020 06:40

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I�m a fan of robbits that turn into other robbits.

# ¿ May 1, 2020 08:59

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Stallone just said on an IG Q&A session that he and Warner Brothers are currently in pre-production on Demolition Man 2.

I am giddy beyond belief.

Also, this:

quote:

Stallone shared more good news besides the Demolition Man sequel. He also let slip that his long-awaited James Byron Huggins� sci-fi novel Hunter adaptation is also finally moving forward. �We�re making the movie Hunter. That�s gonna happen. That�s been in the works for like 20 years.� He didn�t mention a specific studio working on the project, but since he did buy the rights to the novel back in 2009, it�s clear Stallone is passionate about the subject matter.

But that�s not all! He also said that his 1981 Nighthawks classic action film is being remade into a streaming series. �We�re remaking [Nighthawks] as a streaming series at Universal,� Stallone told his fans. �I�m really proud of all of these things that are coming back around because they�re holding up.�

# ¿ May 5, 2020 00:05

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

It's like a mirror universe version of Hancock.

# ¿ May 7, 2020 07:48

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/VogtRoberts/status/1260293444691390465

# ¿ May 16, 2020 07:10

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Inspector Gadget wasn't even human at that point. He was a straight up android programmed with memories of his former life. A loving helicopter came out of his head where his brain should've been.

# ¿ May 17, 2020 09:51

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

ChickenMedium posted:

That information was a lot more interesting for the half second I thought it was being written by James Vanderbeek and Gary Busey.

I need to watch such a film.

# ¿ May 19, 2020 10:32

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Hopefully he has huge muttonchops in this new cut.

# ¿ May 21, 2020 12:57

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

got any sevens posted:

What are some more good modern camp movies?

I like Jupiter Ascending, Huntsman: Winter's War, Fate of the Furious, Mirror Mirror...

Cabin in the Woods
Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil
Hobo with a Shotgun
Machete
Dark and Stormy Night
Iron Sky
Bubba Ho-Tep

# ¿ May 25, 2020 08:27

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Upgrade is so fuckin� good.

# ¿ May 25, 2020 09:07

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Indy suffers the same fate as Ragnar Lothbrok.

# ¿ May 28, 2020 03:04

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Quibi is the Ouya of streaming services.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 05:42

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Nic Cage is the world�s greatest living actor and that film will be a kitschy horror masterpiece.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 10:58

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Trucks will deliver movies.

_{To your house}

_{_{MovieTruck�}}

# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 18:27

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

It can�t be any more bonkers than that Gladiator sequel treatment that Nick Cave wrote.

Yes, that Nick Cave.

Featuring Immortal Russell Crowe.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 12:21

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Shageletic posted:

Press up to see ppl already talking about this

Sorry. Was phonepostin�, didn�t see many of the previous posts.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 23:32

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

PeterCat posted:

(Predator 2)

From last night in LA County:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPqE-HutvB0

# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 06:38

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 14:47

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/DreadCentral/status/1280501853697069060

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 05:03

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