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Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Gatts posted:

Christian Bale is going to be All Black the Necrosword and we get Natalie as Jane Foster Thor.

And Christian Bale is a method actor.

Metal as gently caress name, and still metal as gently caress arc.everyother page is like perfect van art

# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 17:46

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 11:51

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

The MSJ posted:

Billie Eilish's Bond song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oAAlssVwEw

This is kinda meh,snake eater still the reigning champion of best bond inspired songs.followed by weird Al.

Man, thinking about it , bond hasn't had great theme songs in these last decades.adele, garbage and...Tina turner's was kinda fun?

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 02:47

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

AceOfFlames posted:

Tbf, training bears in Neo-Nazism can be quite expensive.

Tbf, anti-nazi bears are the norm and they rule

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 13:48

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Mjolnir can only be wielded by those worthy enough. What worthy enough means is everyone's guess, usually means brave/courageous/righteous enough.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 15:23

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

At one point , it was Odin's judgement of worthy(which was deffo a whole can of worms) but then it changed and is now the hammer itself who judges? Idk

# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 15:25

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Sirotan posted:

I think I've seen most of the Marvel films but it's really hard to recall memorable parts from any of them in particular (including Captain America picking up Thor's hammer, lol). I had to think about if I had even seen Iron Man 3 for a sec and all I can really bring up is that Tony Stark spends most of it having PTSD. Only one I have gone back to rewatch is Winter Soldier, which, with the exception of the last 20 minutes, is a solid thriller with some really excellently choreographed action scenes. That Sam Jackson car chase bit is probably my favorite scene from all the Marvelses.

Yeah, they found a formula that works, but the draw back is that basically you go:"oh yeah I enjoyed that *immediately forgets everything about it until next time someone talks about it*
My favorite part is thanos in infinity war, but I'm a Starlin fanboy,still sad they dropped the horny for death plot.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 20:02

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Screw you guys, skurge's last stand at the bridge of gjallebru will be a mythos for 10000 years

# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 19:13

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Barudak posted:

Or just how people in general imagine angels to look.

Future cult carves crude drawings of winged creatures onto walls in the hopes of summoning the Brucavanya, a beast that punishes those who harm children.

angels look like 6000 foot tall fire squids, this is cannon.

I was gonna moan how we should adopt the best and most uplifting fiction for religion but then I remembered Jesus and Buddha's stories and we still are a incredibly lovely species so, I dunno, maybe in the far future people will worship rust covered wrecks as their gods the autobots and be better people.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2020 12:56

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Audrey plaza as Audrey.

Scarjo sings in JoJo rabbit right? She's ok.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2020 20:05

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Werner Herzog Indiana Jones, which is a origin story for bad lieutenant.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2020 23:50

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Chairman Capone posted:

Aguirre

That's even better.man, Herzog has shot films all over the world.
I'm like 90% sure if they told him that the new Indiana Jones would be set in the Himalayas or Antarctica he would do it in a heartbeat.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 00:43

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Some hitman 2 levels are gigantic, they could pull it off.

Have it be a double header hitman/detective blanc were you retroactively figure out your own crime.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 01:09

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

I fully support Madonna because one of her kids plays for my club and by all accounts he's gonna be good.
Kinda sucks when she closes one of my favourite bars though.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 22:04

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

adapting video games for television might be the solution for the whole "striping agency from the viewer/player, doing cool stuff/just watching" problem.
On tv usually stories and characters have more time to breathe and grow and connect with the viewer than a movie.
Stuff like uncharted are the ip's that have a better chance of working because it's basically Indiana Jones with the serial numbers filed off, and that approach gave us the national treasure movies.

Chernobyl's dialogue wasn't that great, it's saving grace was the story, the performances, and kickass editing.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 23:01

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

It turns out 2020 is the year we don't remake (or release) anything.

Congrats on sonic the hedgehog on winning all the oscars.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2020 12:06

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Alan Smithee posted:

« Cinema Discusso › Nobody Greedlightninged 2020: The Year We Miss Contact

This is good, I second this motion

# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 11:50

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Yeah knives out is entertaining, though much of the good will is because of the cast.

The last movie I saw in theaters was the lighthouse.im ok with that.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 23:46

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

AceOfFlames posted:

Define "normal":

https://twitter.com/AndrewCesare/status/1242174265547468803

That is normal.
And also coordinated with BOPE and Rio military police.i don't think people living in the favelas are big movie goers.

Anyways,Have they stopped shooting DUNE yet?

Edit:realized that "stopped shooting" and BOPE in the same post is some wild whiplash.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 23:25

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

She can ride the "won Oscar/charming Oscar host" popularity for a couple more stinkers.
Didn't oceans 8 make a reasonable amount of money?
I still don't know what the hell people we're thinking in making serenity, but she probably did it to hang out and chill with mcconaughey again, and hell, who can blame her.

Edit:lol the dude who wrote and directed serenity also wrote or directed dirty little things, Locke, taboo, and peaky fookin blinders.how in the hell?

Antifa Poltergeist fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Mar 25, 2020

# ¿ Mar 25, 2020 02:10

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Give it a second chance, it's a good show.didnt quite stick the landing but it's enjoyable.

Not as good as edge of tomorrow though

# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 00:54

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

His vineyard apparently just looses money hand over fist, but so did rod Stewart's and that was just a tax dodge.
Dunno, dude is living is best life.george miller should get him in the new mad Max, I bet he still has a really great performance in him.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 18:41

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Iron Crowned posted:

I'd be down for Old Man Max

Old man max should be the tale of a deranged old max fighting other mad old people in a slowly recovering world.a poignant story of dementia and racing rascals.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 19:59

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Time Cowboy posted:

So, Boomers in the world of 2030?

...yeah,basically.
topical and probably can be done under 100 million, even if all the stunts are real. How much does a rascal costs? Less than a big rig or a monster truck.
Can even bring back ol Mel.he costs way less than a tom hardy.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 21:08

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

"my whole world is STD's and stool samples"
*Explosion*
*12 mph chase of geriatric warboys on rascals*

Where's my check Hollywood?

But seriously, I hope we all pull through Corona year because I really want to see another mad Max, the last one was my favourite action movie since the first die hard.stay safe grandpa miller.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 21:15

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

LONGSHOT MOVIE WHEN?!

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 22:28

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Rick posted:

Kim Stanley Robinson is cool, he spoke to my class in college and laughed at a joke I made (and the fact I felt comfortable being funny in front of a famous person speaks to how chill he was).

As an aside.

Yeah, ksr is a lovable gooff, his sex writing might turn you off but he's harmless.he needs a editor who reigns him in and keeps him focused, but I'm not a best seller sci fi author so what do I know?

# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 16:37

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Was turtledove the one where aliens observe earth during the middle ages and decide to invade thinking it would be a walk over but due to relativistic travel arrive at earth when we already have firearms and poo poo gets wild?

There are surprisingly few SF stories where invading aliens get totally curb stomped from the get go.remember reading one short story like that from John Steinbeck of all people.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 18:51

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

The chosen one plot is as meaningful as a paper origami though.
It's a kid that just like other kids, it's not particularly special at its core.
Hell, k's journey is the reversal of the chosen one plot, you can still be a cog and effect change.

I like it a lot, is not super subtle but it's a gorgeous movie with fantastic performances.even Ford gives a modicum of effort.batista Vs k is amazing work.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 16:41

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

A AI trying to murder humans seems quaint right about now.
Is it trying to murder humans? Seems so from the trailer.bet there's some twist in there like the humans are the real monsters, which, buddy

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 11:13

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Does Kurt Russell count as a Disney kid?he did pretty alright.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 18:21

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

No mention of predestination, arrival, sunshine, smdh

Sunshine might be the only movie that would be better with less mark strong.

No, wait! I forgot the greatesterest scifi movie ever:
S1mone.

Just kidding.its bill and Ted.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 22:58

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Shouldn't they have been trying to murder Peter or Paul or the council of Nicaea then?
Or at least Tertullian, that absolute fucker

# ¿ May 1, 2020 11:46

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

I think Edwards played it safe for both Godzilla and rogue one, being it was his first major projects.the man can direct though, there's some beautiful shots (and sound design) in both films.

# ¿ May 1, 2020 16:25

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

I like Aaron Johnson, and I think the idea was to contrast his stoicism with Cranston's unhinginess, but boy howdy did it fail.im pretty sure they came up with the halo set piece and then just worked backwards from it.

The first Godzilla shot-reveal is so jarring and out of place for the tension building I'm fairly certain that wasn't set up by Edwards.

# ¿ May 1, 2020 21:36

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

GIANT SIZED MAN-THING MOVIE WHEN?

Yes I know about the 2005 movie
Yes yes I've checked pornhub

# ¿ May 2, 2020 01:17

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Still blows my mind that sir Humphrey was one of the bad guys in the movie.

# ¿ May 5, 2020 00:45

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

This bullshit in all media that everyone is connected and gosh the hero who started has a nobody is actually the secret nephew of previous hero is some reactionary monarchist bullshit.
Not only is the hero special, his entire bloodline to the 10th generation is special.its escapism fantasy for failsons.

# ¿ May 6, 2020 00:42

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

I've got nothing new to add about Extraction except that the fight scenes are insanely good, especially the apartment complex which is Wick level good. The car chase is not as good as mad Max fury road but then again what is.its fun and dumb and Thor does a good job.

# ¿ May 19, 2020 00:48

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

380 minute cut of "dude where's my car" when?

I dunno the Snyder cut seems like a gamble that can really pay off.
I hope he fixes the Diane lane /Amy Adams scenes, that poo poo was loving dire.

# ¿ May 21, 2020 22:42

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 11:51

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Lol the husband is ragnar lothbrok! Man, travis fimmell has a wild ride of a career.lean on pete was pretty good though.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 02:18

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