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CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

okay

# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 19:18

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# ¿ Jan 28, 2023 00:41

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I love waking up to a game I never thought would start having over a hundred new posts.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 19:20

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

IllegallySober posted:

Welcome to the Council of Nations.

I have identified the entirety of the scum team:

-CPig
- xiw
-Eat the Rich
-RF

You’re welcome.

##vote CPig

The ol' n0 cop routine. I dig it.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 19:21

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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Lumpen and steak posted:

A whole bunch of words

Townie slapfight

# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 19:25

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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Nah bruh.

It's a routine, meaning an act.

Which i to say it is fake and wrong.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 19:28

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

*is

# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 19:28

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I have a good question for everyone. If you had a vig that you could use tonight who would you use it on?

(inb4 "you lol")

# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 06:58

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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IllegallySober posted:

Tonight? As in after the dunk today? Entirely depends on who today’s dunk is.

As things stand right now if you told me I could eliminate one player right now? I don’t like or trust Sal chiming in to answer questions he wasn’t asked. So probably Sal.

very interesting indeed.

secondary question also for everyone. If you could give anyone a vig who would you give it to if you couldn't give it to yourself.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 07:32

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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Yes YESSS excellent look at all this CONTENT.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 09:51

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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hambeet posted:

lol

what about you cpig?

I would vig lumpen and hand my friend hambeet the vig

# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 18:53

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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2 penny bottle imp posted:

This is just fluff from atop a very high horse.

You basically just described every Lumpen post anywhere.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 18:54

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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hambeet posted:

You are always too good to me cpig

whoops sorry my keyboard stopped working let me correct it

CapitalistPig posted:

I would vig lumpen and hand my friend hambeet the vig to shoot themselves with

# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 20:32

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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hambeet posted:

never give a pig a vig

Always give the pig a vig

# ¿ Jan 24, 2020 01:45

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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b-minus1 posted:

I need 5 people to vote me thx

I want to see what happens.

##vote b-

# ¿ Jan 24, 2020 03:03

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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Mr. Humalong posted:

need amnistar to post 6 more times so we can kill off 4 lurkers

Leith Maclaine posted:

Why else would he ask for 5 votes? He told everyone (including scum) that he has some role that requires power ups, but not what that role is.

Leith Maclaine posted:

I'm right now keeping my vote on b- since there still hasn't been an explanation as to what his charge up power actually does. He confirmed the power exists to scum, so why not share the results.....

In todays showcase of bad posts. These ones!

##vote leith

# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 18:02

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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Mr. Humalong posted:

weak

Yes you are.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 20:16

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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Every post made by 2penny paints them scummier and scummier.

oof.

##vote 2penny

# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 20:39

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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Mr. Steak posted:

this deadline discourse is reeking to me of an aloof scumteam having fun while town picks between two town options (2penny and leith). the reason i think this is very few people are actually posting useful content outside of those 2. if scum were in danger of death, other scums would be at least making an attempt to generate fake content either for or against their bud. but what im seeing here is a town (in the general sense of "all players") who is fairly apathetic toward the lunch. on d1 that's normal, but if it was scum about to be lunched, we'd be seeing more investment in the lunch. ergo, 2penny and leith are town

way to be really bad.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 22:30

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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2 penny bottle imp posted:

Alright gonna throw this out there - I am a survivor. my flavour is 'pirates'. I hinted this earliwr when I said I got a Destiny's Chikd song (im a survivor) off napster (pirates). On death, I revenge kill someone who votes me. I have no target country to gain power, meaning the revenge kill is just pure dickishness. Pretty funny.

I will happily push to win with town.

I would prefer to make it to the end and win myself. As is, I will go down in flames with someone near and dear to my heart...

Survivors not good for town. I'm good with my vote.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 23:34

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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also would vote etr

# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 23:38

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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Hello friends.

Whoever Byzantium is killed Austria last night.

:*

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 00:20

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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Mr. Steak posted:

cpig could have still seen someone visit IS and misunderstood the night results

This could actually be what happened. Sorry. I didn't put 2 and 2 together for some reason.

This just means that whoever byzantium is visited is last night.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 00:50

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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Mr. Humalong posted:

sure are a lot of watchers in this game

Are there though?

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 05:10

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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Lumpen posted:

The is a very revisionist history if you actually look back at D1 and binus' vote on 2penny. He was the first vote but it was based on 2penny drawing attention to binus' play that is now admitted as a complete lie and fabricated gambit.

Binus does a pointless gambit that he never used for any alignment-related conclusion-drawing or casing. His only conclusion mentioned was "Steak is Town because he wasn't afraid to be the 5th vote"... (Uhhh, okay?)

But iwho moves in and tries to make plays all about binus's gambit? 2Penny,who we now know was Secret Alliance.

This reads to me as light busing/distancing, trying to get some juice out of the gambit by throwing shade on the voters bonus drew in, and an awareness of binus being Secret Alliance and laying the groundwork to case people who out the 5 votes in.
Binus drops a harmless distancing vote for this, there is zero pressure on 2Penny at this point.

He does make a couple posts calling 2Penny scum after this, but
Then Leith follows the train of thought 2Penny suggested...

And 2Penny immediately jumps on this, weirdly making Leith out to be Secret Alliance for saying the same thing 2penny had said.

And that got negative attention on 2penny that led to the hammer, but after that point bonus couldn't have reasonably jumped off his earlier busing/distancing vote. He had to ride it out.

But then Binus tries to take credit for the catch today:

Which is bullshit in my opinion. He wasn't casing or leading, he was stuck on it and bussing to cut losses after 2Penny screwed up with a botched and confused push on Leith.
But Sal is pushing revisionist history on this today echoing Binus' false narrative.

In conclusion, binus is Secret Alliance and 2Penny was ineptly trying to work together on his gambit, and binus bussed him and tried to take undeserved credit.

You should vote b-minus1.

A bad take by Lumpen.

a good take is ##vote etr

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 18:30

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# ¿ Jan 28, 2023 00:41

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
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This was fun thank you for the game amni.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 09:48

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