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CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
You don't need to even look up the guys other tweets, they are exactly what you think they would be like.

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CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
I'm glad Newman has his win from 2008, but he has had a lot of bad wrecks at plate tracks too. His kids still have a Dad, that's the main thing.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Yeah the vibe I got last night was 'He's alive, but..'

Fingers crossed.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Something I noticed - on Friday night, Ty Majeski flipped on his roof and they spent quite a while talking to him, and many minutes to slowly turn the truck back over.

Last night, they had Newman's car back on its wheels very, very quickly. Honestly don't know how to read that - if anything - but it was curious.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
The very fact the words 'non-life-threathening' are being used at all boggles the mind.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
No. loving. way. :aaaaa:

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
NASCAR 2020: Denny Hamlin wins his 3rd Daytona 500. Please respect the NASCAR threads privacy during this difficult time.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

:psypop:

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
That man just won every lottery ever

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Some backmarker gonna make $25k to get ~aero loose~ infront of Kyle

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
I love my rear wheel drive Camry

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Now move the Rolex 24 to the previous weekend and you've got one hell of a race week.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
This wont Streisand Effect at all

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

quote:

Angela Ruch has her own online reality show called ‘The Ruch Life’ which airs on Facebook.

:laugh:

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
I watched Jimmies youtube stream not the broadcast. Kyle Busch blurts out 'stupid dive bombing peice of poo poo' at some point, lmao.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Man the coronavirus was worth it :allears:

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
NASCAR 1920 : *Sigh*

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Pinecone Sample posted:

He might as well go race in Japan

China, and perhaps hook up with a previous sponsor :thunk:

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1250006642797797376

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
'It's Not Who I Am', Says Man Who Keyed Mic And Shouted ******

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
I like Kenseth, I find him ... acceptable? :shrug:

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

big nipples big life posted:

My opinion on Mikey changed a lot after he was on Jr's podcast but his TV persona is still godawful.

His brother is alright too when he's not doing his TV hillbilly minstrel show.

I watched one of DW's very first TV broadcasts for a FOX ARCA race, and he was outstanding. Of course FOX turned him into a caricature

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
It will be fine no one will get CoVid because they won't test anyone

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Wow it's so weird seeing the stands empty

e: oh wait this race is from 2019

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Kyle is too good to make a mistake like that. Totally on purpose.

That said, lol

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

algebra testes posted:

Lmao that owned. Not even mad.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
This is actually huge, wow.

I think NASCAR have realized the only way the sport moves forward is to openly cut ties with it's stereotypical demographic

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
This is the best I've felt about NASCAR in a long time

e: now issue an official apology for the trump rally at Daytona

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
https://twitter.com/LjsGoat/status/1270822569625747460

*Bingo card explodes*

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Peanut President posted:

it was obvious immediately. What is this, your first rodeo?

I figured it out once 'ol Nipples found the av, but like tell me that isnt nearly word for word some of the twitter posts atm

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Pinecone Sample posted:

While it is funny to dunk on him, the media is reporting it as though he is somebody. He ran 0 races in 2020. There's nothing for him to quit. We have no idea if he even has an engine that turns over.

Given recent events, I feel I can no longer continue as Jessica Alba's boyfriend, and furthermo

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Doublepost because :vince:

https://twitter.com/SteveHofstetter/status/1271103965682298880

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Goon project: finish ahead of ray ciccarelli in Truck series points

An achievement likely possible without ever leaving your house

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
It's amusing that racists are so dumb they dont even have the mental capacity to not ruin their own lives very publicly

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
ray ciccarelli has been trending top 10 on twitter all day and well the jokes write themselves

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

shyduck posted:

What a week

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1174092203808952322

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
NASCAR can't have any positive news without its pants falling down five minutes later.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

big nipples big life posted:

seems like a bad place to do your first ever race with no track time before lap 1 but maybe i'm dumb.

If he's anywhere in the pack, yes. Otherwise it's a case of hold onto the steering wheel for 3 hours.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
This is front page news in other countries

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
There HAS to be camera everywhere, right? I mean racists are dumb as poo poo so surely there's crystal clear 4k footage of something that generations of inbreeding attempted to form into a face.

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CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
I know they had a good start with the Atlanta thing with stopping the cars on the pace laps and gave the little speech, but perhaps another of those is needed today and more strongly worded like 'we dont want you associated with our sport, your so called beliefs are from the dinosaur era you arent welcome at our properties '

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