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Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Lucavi posted:

prepare to die

yes, Inigo Montoya, sir

but I must say it was not I who killed your father, however I will die as a temporary substitute in your father's honor


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

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Lucavi
requiescat in pace *closes ur eyes*

Heather Papps

hello friend


Bump.

Goons Are Gifts

Holy poo poo, we are in a :siren: WARZONE :siren: now!!
Update:
Round 9 - treasure bear vs uxzuigal

treasure bear posted:

i will battle u

Uxzuigal posted:

I will make french toast out of you.


Told ya!
Currently 1-1 and not yet over!

THE MEGA ROUND 11 - Lucavi vs. DB

Lucavi posted:

ok so who's next

I have some energy I need to vent

Lucavi posted:

*blocks front*
*blocks chin*

*performs Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart-Technique*

Lucavi posted:

it's over, now walk 5 steps

Lucavi posted:

prepare to die
vs.

Dick Bastardly posted:

*picks self up offf the floor from last bashing, raises hand and grins a less toothy grin*

Dick Bastardly posted:

*mashes buttons frantically, crying*

Dick Bastardly posted:

but there's sharks in this lagoon :ohdear:

Dick Bastardly posted:

yes, Inigo Montoya, sir

but I must say it was not I who killed your father, however I will die as a temporary substitute in your father's honor

It's actually four separate fights that are going on here, I decided to sum it all up into one mega fight!
Whoever loses this will get an extra brutal recovery probe for the magical 12 hour duration (assuming I get an admin to approve it, else it'll be a 6er), and the grand champion of this amazing battle will be given a free forums certificate of your choice by me!
Crowd, please choose your winner carefully given this drastically risen value of this amazing battle!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Dick Bastardly posted:

*picks self up offf the floor from last bashing, raises hand and grins a less toothy grin*


Dick Bastardly posted:

yes, Inigo Montoya, sir

but I must say it was not I who killed your father, however I will die as a temporary substitute in your father's honor


Dick Bastardly posted:

holy sheeit im in 3 simultaneous battles with Lucavi :stare:


Dick Bastardly posted:

but there's sharks in this lagoon :ohdear:


Dick Bastardly posted:

*mashes buttons frantically, crying*


Dick Bastardly posted:

FALCON PUNCH!!!

SHORYUUUUUKEN!!1


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Crime on a Dime
i sit in lotus position





Goons Are Gifts

The crowd sits silent and can't decide what to do, currently 1-0 for DB in the great fight, let me say this in the most Jeb voice possible: Please clap


Lucavi
cancel my fight or make me win

Lucavi
I need to post

Lucavi
also didn't know what this thread was about :fail::negative:

Heather Papps

hello friend


Lucavi posted:

also didn't know what this thread was about :fail::negative:

ulvir

Goons Are Great posted:

Round 8 - ulvir vs. super mario batali


Currently awaiting results!

bumping my round :radcat:

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Dick Bastardly posted:

yes, Inigo Montoya, sir

but I must say it was not I who killed your father, however I will die as a temporary substitute in your father's honor

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

ulvir posted:

pucker up i’m here to claim my prize



ulvir

Dick Bastardly posted:

yes, Inigo Montoya, sir

but I must say it was not I who killed your father, however I will die as a temporary substitute in your father's honor

biosterous




Dick Bastardly posted:

*mashes buttons frantically, crying*



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Dell_Zincht



Dick Bastardly posted:

yes, Inigo Montoya, sir

but I must say it was not I who killed your father, however I will die as a temporary substitute in your father's honor

Dell_Zincht



I want to fight

Dell_Zincht



Not Lucavi though I don't fight girls

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Crime on a Dime

Dell_Zincht posted:

I want to fight

This is quite clear.





Crime on a Dime

Dell_Zincht posted:

Not Lucavi though I don't fight girls

She is out of your league





cda

by Hand Knit

Dell_Zincht posted:

I want to fight

Dell_Zincht



Crime on a Dime posted:

She is out of your league

Let's do this

Crime on a Dime

Dell_Zincht posted:

Let's do this

You’re done.





Goons Are Gifts

:siren: UPDATES :siren:

Round 8 - ulvir vs. super mario batali

ulvir posted:

pucker up i’m here to claim my prize




super mario batali posted:

I put on my wizard hat and cloak
Ends with a solid and honorable 1-0 for ulvir!

Round 9 - treasure bear vs uxzuigal

treasure bear posted:

i will battle u

Uxzuigal posted:

I will make french toast out of you.


Told ya!
This stayed at a fair 1-1, so I let the gods of luck rule over this one by via coinflip, which landed on Uxzuigal as the winner!

THE MEGA ROUND 10 (sorry I said 11 earlier, it's 10 unless I'm bad at counting) - Lucavi vs. DB

Lucavi posted:

ok so who's next

I have some energy I need to vent

Lucavi posted:

*blocks front*
*blocks chin*

*performs Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart-Technique*

Lucavi posted:

it's over, now walk 5 steps

Lucavi posted:

prepare to die
vs.

Dick Bastardly posted:

*picks self up offf the floor from last bashing, raises hand and grins a less toothy grin*

Dick Bastardly posted:

*mashes buttons frantically, crying*

Dick Bastardly posted:

but there's sharks in this lagoon :ohdear:

Dick Bastardly posted:

yes, Inigo Montoya, sir

but I must say it was not I who killed your father, however I will die as a temporary substitute in your father's honor

So this got less of a crowd reaction than expected, but nevertheless, it is a 5-0 for DB! That means DB wins the grand forum cert, please pm me with which you want, then I'll buy it for you!
Lucavi, my lovely friend, I am so sorry, but you lost and must have to go on the bench for a few hours to heal. Since the admins are currently very busy due to unbyob stuff, I rather not annoy them with getting a 12er approved and just go with a regular 6er (please don't be mad about this, but the sooner people can post again the better anyways!).

Another huge rear end fight. which I summed up into a big one!
Round 11 (the real 11 now) - Dell Zincht vs. COAD

Dell_Zincht posted:

I want to fight

Dell_Zincht posted:

Not Lucavi though I don't fight girls

Dell_Zincht posted:

Let's do this
vs.

Crime on a Dime posted:

This is quite clear.

Crime on a Dime posted:

She is out of your league

Crime on a Dime posted:

You’re done.

Currently on a 1-0 for Dell, awaiting further results!
Same rules as with the other mega-round, the winner gets a free cert of your choice! The loser gets a regular 6er as before.

FIIIIIIIIGHT!


AARD VARKMAN

Crime on a Dime posted:

You’re done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

AARD VARKMAN
I perform a series of extremely cool back flips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Crime on a Dime posted:

You’re done.

Crime on a Dime posted:

This is quite clear.


Crime on a Dime posted:

She is out of your league


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Dell_Zincht




And I was in your corner, too :(

Heather Papps

hello friend


Crime on a Dime posted:

She is out of your league

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Dell_Zincht posted:

And I was in your corner, too :(

I thought the competition was too easy for ya :evilbuddy:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

old friend


Heh, an easy victory. Come back when you've trained harder

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Heather Papps

hello friend


old friend posted:

Heh, an easy victory. Come back when you've trained harder

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Dell_Zincht posted:

Let's do this

Dell_Zincht



Looks like i'm done for even though my opponent is already on probation!

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

old friend posted:

Heh, an easy victory. Come back when you've trained harder

So you think this is easy?
Why are you so tough, acting sleezy?

I don't need to train,
To put your name to shame,
This is it, my game!

You claim to be an old friend,
But all I can see is a bellend.
Someone picking on the weak,
So cocky, impatient and sleek..
But now, all you do is weep!

*mic drop*

<3 <3 Vanisher

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Uxzuigal posted:

So you think this is easy?
Why are you so tough, acting sleezy?

I don't need to train,
To put your name to shame,
This is it, my game!

You claim to be an old friend,
But all I can see is a bellend.
Someone picking on the weak,
So cocky, impatient and sleek..
But now, all you do is weep!

*mic drop*


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Uxzuigal posted:

So you think this is easy?
Why are you so tough, acting sleezy?

I don't need to train,
To put your name to shame,
This is it, my game!

You claim to be an old friend,
But all I can see is a bellend.
Someone picking on the weak,
So cocky, impatient and sleek..
But now, all you do is weep!

*mic drop*

Crime on a Dime

Dell_Zincht posted:

Looks like i'm done for even though my opponent is already on probation!

:blastu:





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Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Uxzuigal posted:

So you think this is easy?
Why are you so tough, acting sleezy?

I don't need to train,
To put your name to shame,
This is it, my game!

You claim to be an old friend,
But all I can see is a bellend.
Someone picking on the weak,
So cocky, impatient and sleek..
But now, all you do is weep!

*mic drop*


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

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