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Starks
Sep 24, 2006



https://twitter.com/khamenei_ir/status/1212989051093028864?s=21

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otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

Colonel Cancer posted:

I was going for perfect circle
Well I learned something today. I knew the song from Course of Empire never realizing it was a cover (As was APC’s version). I mean sure , A Perfect Circle is inarguably more popular but did they have two drummers playing together??

I have legitimate anxiety over nuclear war but I thought Trump was going to get us into one with North Korea. Can we send Dennis Rodman to Iran to smooth this over?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

otter posted:

Can we send Dennis Rodman to Iran to smooth this over?

Legit was just about to post that in the trump thread

Starks
Sep 24, 2006

Proud to have witnessed the first twitter declaration of war and subsequent meme responses that will be included in the history books. The 20s are here baby

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk


what

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Who the gently caress is soleimanni

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
More like "World War Peepee Doodoo"

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

Fartbox posted:

Who the gently caress is soleimanni

Was. Past tense.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Solar Tornado posted:

More like "World War Peepee Doodoo"

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

You're telling me there are troubles in the middle east?

Holy smokes, what a shock and surprise

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

The US can have a little Soleimani, as a treat

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!
WWI never really ended

iTeeVee
Jan 2, 2020

MrQwerty posted:

WWI never really ended

They just keep making sequels, well at least they will now finish the trilogy. Maybe the writers can make some prequels.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Somewhere out there, John Bolton is the closest he's come to satisfaction on Iran, and Trump blueballed him out of the game.


/\ if it even works, we'll only be able to send messages back to when they turn this machine on, so no chance of a prequel. Just going to have to be satisfied with wars that don't get wrapped up in this one. India-pakistan is bound to be interesting. The Koreas could be a fun watch. And who the gently caress knows what's gonna fill the power vacuum after ww3.

https://futurism.com/astrophysicist-build-time-machine-past

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Jan 3, 2020

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/s...ingawful.com%2F

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Maybe I can get a job assembling bombs at the murder factory now instead of working at the dick sucking factory

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!

iTeeVee posted:

They just keep making sequels, well at least they will now finish the trilogy. Maybe the writers can make some prequels.

nah the writers were so lazy they never finished the first one and the second was a cliffhanger with the Nazis getting defeated

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Fartbox posted:

is this thread based on anything? What are you lunatics talking about

the united states just murdered with a missile the iranian general who defeated isis, and the president announced the missile strike by posting a jpeg-artifacted american flag on his personal twitter account

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Hellsau posted:

the united states just murdered with a missile the iranian general who defeated isis, and the president announced the missile strike by posting a jpeg-artifacted american flag on his personal twitter account

I thought you were joking but no he actually did do literally that, this is the image he posted to announce a successful missile strike



This is what he posted. This is actual size. It's this big.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Gawd bles are troop,s

Allegedly Allergic
Nov 3, 2002

Crazy Bus Person #3

Hellsau posted:

the united states just murdered with a missile the iranian general who defeated isis, and the president announced the missile strike by posting a jpeg-artifacted american flag on his personal twitter account

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

kazr posted:

Gawd bles are troop,s

FW:FW:FW:RE:RE:CC:FW:FW: Check This Out !!

Hi, Mary, I just found this inspiring photograph on line and I thought you would just LOVE to see it. God bless our troops. God bless the Red, White, and Blue.

Attachment: American_Flag_01.jpg

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

MrQwerty posted:

nah the writers were so lazy they never finished the first one and the second was a cliffhanger with the Nazis getting defeated

i'm tired of all these modern military cash grabs and it looks like this one's gonna be the same, compared to the first one they actually had a guy shoot someone to start with. now it's all drone this and drone that, i mean this is just the first movie but the actor is replaced by some drone plot device so they could include a bunch more actors

MinisterSinister
Dec 17, 2019
I expected that WW3 wouldn't start until at least 2025. I figured it'd be a great big punch up between the EU, Saudi Arabia and the Gulf States, India, Canada, Japan, South Korea, and ASEAN on one side vs. Russia, CSTO, Turkey & Azerbaijan, Iran and co., Pakistan, and China and pals on the other side, while the US collapses into a civil war over some such fuckery involving Donald Trump and the rise of right wing populism.

But nope, much like Valve unceremoniously dumping a Half Life 3 announcement as a VR game, so too does WW3 come, unexpected.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

MinisterSinister posted:

But nope, much like Valve unceremoniously dumping a Half Life 3 announcement as a VR game, so too does WW3 come, unexpected.

333 the sign of end times

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!

Booty Pageant posted:

i'm tired of all these modern military cash grabs and it looks like this one's gonna be the same, compared to the first one they actually had a guy shoot someone to start with. now it's all drone this and drone that, i mean this is just the first movie but the actor is replaced by some drone plot device so they could include a bunch more actors

the secret part of the end of 2 is that the soviets and the allies all adopted all the worst parts of the war machine and just kept it going; while all the bad poo poo happening in the middle east from ignoring lawrence bit the allied powers in their big fat asses and they had no idea what to do about it but go back to what they know

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

https://mobile.twitter.com/Christopher_209/status/1212994173659418624

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
This is real. :lol:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

After WW3 I’m going to be head concubine in a post apocalyptic rape gang

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
I figure if society collapses and I somehow survive I can become chud Jigsaw; making elaborate torture scenarios in the basement of an abandoned Arby's that could easily be escaped if only they showed the slightest shred of empathy to someone unlike themselves.

Noone will ever escape.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
There's a new chickencheese thread brewing in gws, and I think its about the time for the end of the world.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
p sure they could get hideo "ruse cruise" kojima to save this soft reboot sequel

hell maybe instead of a movie it'll be a netflix show worthy of several seasons!!

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
The idea of death doesn't keep me up at night. What does keep me up is the idea that one day I will have no more tomorrows forever, but there will be a whole planet of people who get to see movies I will never know have been made and people will be telling jokes I'll never hear and discussing current events I'll never see. The idea that we all die at once and nobody gets to have any fun I'll miss out on is super comforting to me.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

hello future historians.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Lpzie posted:

hello future historians.

It's like when a speed-runner's Twitch chat goes crazy when they're about to hit a major record, but for death and devastation.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
Remember goons, it's your civic duty to beat a fox news host to death with his own severed arm in the irradiated ruins of NYC

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I had sex!! I admit it!! God forgive me I did the stanky-wang-tang-punani-bang-thang please GOD have mercy on my soul!!

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I had sex!! I admit it!! God forgive me I did the stanky-wang-tang-punani-bang-thang please GOD have mercy on my soul!!

You said you wouldn't brag to anyone about our night together :qq:

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I had sex!! I admit it!! God forgive me I did the stanky-wang-tang-punani-bang-thang please GOD have mercy on my soul!!

It's a sin to bear false witness.

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Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
watch the republicans give our unborn baby a gun and ship them off to war

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