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Hello soldier With the coming and continuing war, we’re having to reinstate the draft. Please put in your name, rank, and unique XCOM ability T. Bart - cpt - I take a free shot whenever a non-combatant spooks me
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I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump.
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Jan 3, 2020 06:45
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I’m Willem “Da Foe” DeFoe and only I can stop Spiderman
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Jan 3, 2020 06:48
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S.MUDD - PVT - cant get high, looks like an rear end taking a loving poo poo. (camouflage)
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Jan 3, 2020 06:49
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Can I be a protoss zealot?
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Jan 3, 2020 06:54
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Sourdough Sam posted:Can I be a protoss zealot? My life for oil
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Jan 3, 2020 06:55
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I’m too old for war, haha, suck it young people!
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Jan 3, 2020 06:56
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I'm fat, so can I be in charge of the chow hall?
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Jan 3, 2020 06:56
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I'll be Olga Petrov. I can dump a whole mag without hitting my own barrel sock, but I'm good at falsifying scouting reports to make it look like I have 95% accuracy.
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Jan 3, 2020 06:59
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I'm a charred skeleton holding onto a fence
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Jan 3, 2020 07:04
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Gonna shoot myself in the foot with a staple gun on the first day of boot camp. Hoo rah.
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Jan 3, 2020 07:06
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My special move is being 40 and getting to stay at home and work some clerical job while you kids get shot at. Have fun!
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Jan 3, 2020 07:07
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I get to be Radar from M*A*S*H. And 5 “butthole surprise” MREs. And some cigars and a deck of cards. Won’t settle for less. 
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Jan 3, 2020 07:10
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I don't want to fight anyone, can I just be one of the guys who gets blown to bits by a bomb while getting drunk somewhere? That's needed in a war too as I understand it
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Jan 3, 2020 07:23
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I'm Colonel Cancer and I'd like to report that I have a tumah, it's malignant, bye
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Jan 3, 2020 07:23
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Giuseppe Diccsucclio, major, my fat rolls can absorb bullets and gastric acid dissolve them.
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Jan 3, 2020 07:24
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Mr. Dick's already part of the KISS army.
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Jan 3, 2020 07:37
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Please sir, can I have some war?
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Jan 3, 2020 07:45
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Captain Spankles reporting for duty! I get my masturbation bonus regardless of how I'm assigned!
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Jan 3, 2020 07:50
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sorry my doctor says I have bone spurs
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Jan 3, 2020 08:05
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r u ready to WALK posted:sorry my doctor says I have bone spurs Shoo! Shoo! Go on, git!
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Jan 3, 2020 08:07
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My name is Private Fartbox and my special skill is, you guessed it, killing poor people
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Jan 3, 2020 08:11
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I would like to know more.
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Jan 3, 2020 08:11
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My name is Captain Rhett Butler and my sense of idealism is dead, so I'm just going to get in this to make as much money as I can exploiting the stupidity of these dumb
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Jan 3, 2020 08:16
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cubone - prince - has never played xcom but transforms into a dragon maybe?
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Jan 3, 2020 08:54
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Outrail posted:Gonna shoot myself in the foot with a staple gun on the first day of boot camp. Hoo rah. That's why you have the boots, to protect your foot when you do that. smdh
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Jan 3, 2020 08:55
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Pvt Fredericksonburg reporting for duty. I can recite the entire Big Mouth Billy Bass song from memory
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Jan 3, 2020 08:58
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My name is Hugh Jazzman.
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Jan 3, 2020 09:13
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Hello Drill Sargent, I’m prepared to Ligma.
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Jan 3, 2020 09:13
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Hi I'm napalm and welcome to Iran
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Jan 3, 2020 09:14
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Squaddie A. Bastard reporting for suicide mission, sir.
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Jan 3, 2020 09:17
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Just think, this baby might be protecting my freedom one day
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Jan 3, 2020 09:18
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What's a grunt gotta do to frag his officer in this chickenshit company?!
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Jan 3, 2020 09:34
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treat posted:What's a grunt gotta do to frag his officer in this chickenshit company?! Step through the teleporter at just the right time.
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Jan 3, 2020 10:23
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My name is A. Marie Can and I can be trusted with all of your passwords and troop locations friend
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Jan 3, 2020 10:26
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i just binge watyched jack ryuan let's loving do this
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Jan 3, 2020 10:26
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I cannot stop pooping sir, put me wherever you want me sir yes sir
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Jan 3, 2020 10:41
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you have my axe
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Jan 3, 2020 14:05
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no seriously that's mine. yours is over there. now let's go dig that latrine
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Jan 3, 2020 14:05
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Just got back from the War on Christmas. The fighting in the malls was something fierce!
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