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kitchenware has no theme to it, has obviously been cobbled together from donations from family furniture has been organized in the interest of space rather than normal "room" themes, e.g. there's a washer and dryer in the kitchen there are individual servings of sauce packets in the fridge that came from fast food/chinese restaurants fedex/ups knocks on the door when they deliver a package neighbor casually asks you "do you work?" instead of "what do you do?"
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IKEA furniture, no coasters in sight
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Jan 5, 2020 01:08
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wii with netflix
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Jan 5, 2020 01:09
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Non-namebrand cereal.
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It's painfully obvious when someone is poor and lets their servants address them by their first name. Also if they rent things like boats and fly commercial.
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Jan 5, 2020 01:12
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2007 Dell desktop logged into something awful forums as user "damp papa john"
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50" Rear projection tv tuned to ESPN with a ancient t La-Z-Boy recliner directly in front of it.
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Jan 5, 2020 01:22
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Giant tv, latest gaming system and nothing else. His wife works two jobs and he's "still out there looking" or waiting for ruling on his "disability"
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Jan 5, 2020 01:26
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A warm and inviting atmosphere
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Jan 5, 2020 01:26
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they live in the US and dont own the companies disney, amazon or microsoft
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Jan 5, 2020 01:27
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Omnitrix posted:Giant tv, latest gaming system and nothing else. His wife works two jobs and he's "still out there looking" or waiting for ruling on his "disability" everyone living there has "fybromialgia"
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Jan 5, 2020 01:28
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-no private helipad -home theater can only seat 8 -only one albino tiger on the grounds -only one three star private chef on payroll -collection of classic cars is valued below 100 million
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Jan 5, 2020 01:35
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they own at least two dogs, pitbulls most likely, that are allowed to run outside
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Jan 5, 2020 01:39
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Creed Reunion Tour posted:they own at least two dogs, pitbulls most likely, that are allowed to run outside anymore than 3 total cats/dogs combined
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Jan 5, 2020 01:40
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disgusting carpet
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Turns out I'm poor
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Complains about only having several thousand bucks for personal spending after budgeting mortgage payments, children's college budgets, 2 expensive foreign vacations and a new car every year.
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Jan 5, 2020 01:41
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damp papa john posted:fedex/ups knocks on the door when they deliver a package
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The house smells like cat piss.
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Park their ‘97 Dodge in the front yard instead of the driveway because of the other broken down cars have been sitting there for approximately 100 years. Also the carport/garage is unusable due to meth fire and/or hoarding.
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Jan 5, 2020 01:42
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Saint Drogo posted:this one I'm curious about. do they just walk into nicer houses? if you weren't poor there would be no fear of someone stealing your package if it wasn't noticed immediately. also, they're banking that someone might be there to open the door during the day.
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Jan 5, 2020 01:43
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The floor is old carpet padding and/or bare underlayment, and the kitchen is missing a wall.
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Jose Oquendo posted:The house smells like cat piss. lots and lots of carbohydrates
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weird smell of old milk/menthol cigarettes/urine
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damp papa john posted:if you weren't poor there would be no fear of someone stealing your package if it wasn't noticed immediately. also, they're banking that someone might be there to open the door during the day. 
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Jan 5, 2020 01:44
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cushioned toilet seat
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Jan 5, 2020 01:45
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You're in anyone's house in West Virginia
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Head Bee Guy posted:cushioned toilet seat that was literally the first thing I replaced, as a poor person, who moved into a poor persons apartment
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Jan 5, 2020 01:47
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Saint Drogo posted:so they usually just leave it in the yard? they just drop it off on your porch without knocking.
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Jan 5, 2020 01:47
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Tato posted:You're in anyone's house in West Virginia 
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Head Bee Guy posted:cushioned toilet seat Though weird those were comfortable and warm.
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Tacky Lamp An Old Man No refrigerator
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Jan 5, 2020 01:48
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It's a shithole and the lazy entitled owner isn't willing to idk simply move to a better house
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Jan 5, 2020 01:49
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Unsealed concrete floor.
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Jan 5, 2020 01:56
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-eats the nasty 1 dollar hot dogs with plastic bits in them from the dollar tree -doesnt even put his pickup in a tent during the bad parts -only 1 american flag in his yard
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Jan 5, 2020 01:59
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TheAardvark posted:-eats the nasty 1 dollar hot dogs with plastic bits in them from the dollar tree alright, three questions: 1 Dollar tree sells hot dogs? why didn't I know that? 2 You own a tent? 3. Confederate or United?
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Jan 5, 2020 02:03
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Nicotine stained walls
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Dixville posted:Nicotine stained walls don't rich people own smoking rooms
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Nah rich people don't smoke, they are perfect beings beyond any vices.
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