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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

# ? Jan 7, 2020 05:26

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 12:34

Lucavi

*chews loudly on some popcorn*

# ? Jan 7, 2020 05:32

Escape From Noise

*moves chair causing a massive screeching sound*

# ? Jan 7, 2020 05:37

wearing a lampshade

opening candy wrapper

# ? Jan 7, 2020 05:58

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

# ? Jan 7, 2020 06:06

communist kangaroo: those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.

*glances up from watching porn at the public computer, returns gaze to monitor*

# ? Jan 7, 2020 06:12

Escape From Noise

albany academy posted:

opening candy wrapper

_{_{Pssst! Hey! Hey!}} Hey! _{_{You gonna eat all of that?}}

# ? Jan 7, 2020 06:24

Manifisto

I SAID I NEED SOME GODDAMN HEMORRHOID CREAM FOR CHRISSAKES HOW ABOUT I GET SOME EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS WITH THAT, OK ALL RIGHT ARE YOU SATISFIED????

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 06:30

ferroque

music played extremely quietly sounds better

# ? Jan 7, 2020 06:32

BoldFrankensteinMir

*listens carefully to scritching sound, barely audible*
*lifts overturned waste basket, revealing tiny mouse nibbling celery*
*returns waste basket gingerly*

Sig by Heather Papps

# ? Jan 7, 2020 06:37

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

*pulls out boombox and inserts Quiet Riot*

Oh I'm sorry that's too loud my apologies

*swaps in a single of the Ying Yang Twins Whisper Song*

# ? Jan 7, 2020 06:38

Manifisto

googling "what is quietest liquid to put in bong"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 06:40

Twenty Four

Manifisto posted:

I SAID I NEED SOME GODDAMN HEMORRHOID CREAM FOR CHRISSAKES HOW ABOUT I GET SOME EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS WITH THAT, OK ALL RIGHT ARE YOU SATISFIED????

lol

# ? Jan 7, 2020 06:50

BoldFrankensteinMir

*Jumps in shock as central heating kicks on*

Sig by Heather Papps

# ? Jan 7, 2020 06:59

Goons Are Gifts

Manifisto posted:

googling "what is quietest liquid to put in bong"

# ? Jan 7, 2020 13:35

Lucavi

*cellphone rings at loudest setting*

# ? Jan 7, 2020 14:55

nut

does anyone else smell that?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 15:03

wearing a lampshade

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

_{_{Pssst! Hey! Hey!}} Hey! _{_{You gonna eat all of that?}}

*frowning with my Werther's already in my mouth*

# ? Jan 7, 2020 17:03

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

is this where you can get your pussy ate?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jan 7, 2020 17:05

Winifred Madgers

Lucavi posted:

*cellphone rings at loudest setting*

no one answers it, then 10 seconds later it rings again

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:13

Manifisto

a demure cough which almost but not quite covers up a fart

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:22

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

*stifles sneeze, it hurts*

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:42

Jellidelic

*eats way too hot pizza rolls*

# ? Jan 7, 2020 22:50

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Marmaduke makes me snicker out loud and I get a bunch of glaring stares. I try to make a face that says "I'm sorry, but it's the dog's fault for making such an unexpectedly large mess!"

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~