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Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Plumber Pikachu

Barrista Pikachu

Detective Pikachu but actually two pikachus standing on each others shoulders wearing a trenchcoat and a 1920'ties detective hat.

Pikachu Mall-Cop

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Finger Prince


cda

by Hand Knit
Crumpled paper with "Pikachu = job?" written on it

Roth

SA Moderator Pikachu

BoldFrankensteinMir


Thirty-Two Short Films about Pikachu


Sig by Heather Papps

Bonaventure

by sebmojo
Erect-ive Pikachu

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wearing a lampshade

cda posted:

Crumpled paper with "Pikachu = job?" written on it

Twenty Four


couch-surfing stripper pikachu

wearing a lampshade

what if pikachu was haunted by something in its past

Bonaventure

by sebmojo

albany academy posted:

what if pikachu was haunted by something in its past

the only question is: haunter or gastly?

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


albany academy posted:

what if pikachu was haunted by something in its past

Pikachu comes back from the war a changed man, but his home town is exactly the same.

wearing a lampshade

pikachu, war vet

wearing a lampshade

2 hour rejected draft of Pikachu returning from the big one, running afoul of the law and being chased through the woods by officer jenny in a knucklebiting thriller

Bonaventure

by sebmojo
2 hours of Pikachu taking a really satisfying dump

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Twenty Four


pikachu, the worst state appointed public defender lawyer you could have assigned to you, never having a client found innocent, because his defense argument is always just "pika pika"

City of Glompton

gig economy pikachu


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Roth

Bonaventure posted:

2 hours of Pikachu taking a really satisfying dump

Fiberless Pikachu

Live Free

by VideoGames
Detective Pikachu is a complex film that blends the reality of life with a dream world. The motive idea of the film, inspired by the 18th-century Italian philosopher Giambattista Vico, is that history is cyclical. To demonstrate this, the movie ends with the first half of the first sentence of the film. Thus, the last line is actually part of the first line, and the first line a part of the last line. The plot itself is difficult to follow, as the film explores a number of fractured story lines. The main tension, however, comes from the juxtaposition of reality and dream, which is achieved through changing characters and settings. The beginning of the movie introduces the reader to Ash and Misty, who have three Pokémon—Charmander, Butterfree, and Starmie. Ash and Misty live above a Pokémon Center in Saffron City. Once the trainers go to sleep, however, their entire world changes.

In the dream world, these characters are given different names. Ash is Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker (HCE), Misty is Anna Livia Plurabelle (ALP), and the Pokemon are Grunson, and Baldo the Postman, while Starmie remains Starmie. HCE plays the archetypal father role and is referred to by a number of variations of the acronym HCE throughout the movie. While the exact situation is unclear, it is revealed that HCE has behaved inappropriately in the presence of young girls, for which he feels both innocent and guilty. Rumours are spread about this indiscretion for most of the film. ALP is representative of the archetypal wife and mother, and it is she who attempts to exonerate HCE. The beginning of the film also introduces Pikachu, the Pokémon named in the film's title. Pikachu, a private eye, died on the job. At his wake, the strangeness of the story continues: Pikachu’s wife attempts to serve her husband’s corpse as a dish. The film itself ends with a monologue recited by ALP as she attempts to awaken HCE.

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ASenileAnimal

big reveal where detective pikachus partner has been talking to a stuffed pikachu doll and imagining everything in his head the entire time. none of the other cops stopped him because they thought it was really funny.

Galaxander

My Friend Pikachu Who Doesn't Have a Job and It's Ok

ulvir

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Galaxander posted:

My Friend Pikachu Who Doesn't Have a Job and It's Ok

NEET Pikachu

idiotsavant
Burgeoning Finance Sector Sociopath Pikachu

ostesaks

snuten kommer
Sex worker Pikachu

Retail middle management Pikachu

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Helpdesk Pikachu, no one actually wants help, they just want someone to confirm that they are correct in clicking next.



sig by owlhawk911

wearing a lampshade

Poor helpdesk pikachu

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


At least he gets a nice chair



sig by owlhawk911

FutonForensic

Pikachu: Professional Gigilo


BoldFrankensteinMir


Defective Pikachu (bellybutton is all burnt out with a fork stuck in it)

ferroque

Raichu *crowd booing and throwing things*

wearing a lampshade

ferroque posted:

Raichu *crowd booing and throwing things*

BoldFrankensteinMir


INT- Kremlin- Night

An EXPLOSION blows a hole in the brick walls of the abandoned Kremlin. Vines and weeds have reclaimed much of its ancient halls.

Tina, Geena, Dena, Xena and PIKACHU, an adorable yellow mouse in a Deerstalker hat, enter through the settling dust and rubble.

GEENA-
(Still coughing)
The shrink-ray is this way, ladies!

PIKACHU-
Piiiika!

GEENA-
And Pikachu, of course!

They all LAUGH.

CUT TO...


Sig by Heather Papps

cda

by Hand Knit

ferroque posted:

Raichu *crowd booing and throwing things*

chaosbreather

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Secret Agent Koffing

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
detective swadloon

:negative:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Molestationary Store

Fredrik1 posted:

Plumber Pikachu

Barrista Pikachu

Detective Pikachu but actually two pikachus standing on each others shoulders wearing a trenchcoat and a 1920'ties detective hat.

Pikachu Mall-Cop

Batista Pikachu
Starring Dave Batista as Pikachu
Coulda worked, the actual movie had what the guy who plays Deadpool as Pikachu?

idiotsavant
hey

its detective penisachu

hes gettin horny at the speed of light
surrender now or prepare to do horny stuff

Resting Lich Face


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Dejected Pikachu was deemed too depressing by test audiences.

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wearing a lampshade

ferroque posted:

Raichu *crowd booing and throwing things*

getting fired and posting a thread titleed "Job changes due to second evolution"

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