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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Joker is just Taxi Driver with an instagram filter on it.

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Demisexual Papyrus
Jan 6, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Experts believe that by 2030, unless we keep remaking the same movies over and over again, Hollywood will have exhausted the world's supply for original movie ideas.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Michael Bay's Transformers movies were originally conceived as psychological torture to be used during interrorgation at Guantanamo Bay. After being deemed "cruel and inhuman," they were released unchanged as theatrical releases.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Home Alone was supposed to be about Buzz's tarantula having the house to himself over Christmas but the tarantula was extremely difficult to work with, often showing up to the set drunk and being openly disrespectful to virtually every single member of the cast and crew except Joe Pesci, who he "grudgingly respected". Surprisingly few script changes were required to make Kevin the main character.

deported to Canada
Jun 1, 2006

The Adam Sandler film 'Little Nicky' (2000) was going to be a good film until they got Adam Sandler.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Much like Harrison Ford ad libbed the line "I know", the special effects team ad libbed the entire death star trench run from the first movie. Lucas was furious at first, preferring the original draft where Porkins does a kamikaze run to blow up the ship, but was convinced to leave it in.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Seven Samurai was originally meant to be Eight Samurai, but they couldn't afford any more swords.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Demisexual Papyrus posted:

Experts believe that by 2030, unless we keep remaking the same movies over and over again, Hollywood will have exhausted the world's supply for original movie ideas.

It is estimated that we passed Peak Originality sometime in the 90s, and a large reserve of original ideas may have been stored in the twin towers.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Disney + is called that because the + is porn for adults, but you have to put in the right password.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The movie Pitch Perfect was originally going to be about baseball until demographic decisions radically changed the plot of the movie.

deported to Canada
Jun 1, 2006

Will Smith famously turned down the role of 'Neo' in the film 'The Matix'; a role that boosted the career of Keanu Reeves.

He had signed up to play the role of 'Will' in the remake of 'Will & Ted's Excellent Adventure' until producers realised that Keanu Reeves was the one the played 'Ted' and he had just signed for another project.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Universe Master posted:

Disney + is called that because the + is porn for adults, but you have to put in the right password.

It’s lame, it just links you to Jenny Nicholson’s youtube account. WE’RE NOT ALL ATTRACTED TO PORGS DISNEY, SOME OF US NORMAL PEOPLE STILL WANT TO gently caress EWOKS.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

You've Got Mail was inspired by Ernst Lubitsch's 1940 film Shop Around The Corner, changing from coworkers at a general store communicating by letter in Hungary to rival bookshop owners emailing in New York. In both films however, the fact that the main characters are nazi sympathizers is never directly mentioned.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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The original cut of Shoah is only 71 minutes long, about 25 of which is archival footage.

Ghostbusters was originally a courtroom drama about the legality of raping a ghost, and whether oral sex counts as rape when it comes to ghosts.

Rocketman is the story of homosexual rockstar and dictator Kim Jong-un and his journey to Mars, starring Harland Williams.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Like True Lies, Titanic is also based on a true story.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

numberoneposter posted:

Like True Lies, Titanic is also based on a true story.

Steven Seagal's "Under Siege" remains the most faithful telling of the Titanic story.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
The lead actor of the hit biopic Gotti was, in fact, John Travolta, and not (as initially assumed by many) a jabbering mental patient who mistakenly wandered onto the set during filming

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
Many people are amazed to learn that Mad Max, Babe and Happy Feet Director George Miller is a qualified doctor. Unfortunately, his doctorate is in English.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
"Pearl Harbor" is actually a remake of the 1980 film "The Final Countdown" starring Kirk Douglas and Martin Sheen

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

immortalyawn posted:

The Fifth element is actually the sea, the person who came up with the films title just had a really bad lisp.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
forget what show it is but


the mayor....is frazier

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Goddamn that owns.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Scatman Crothers appeared in every single Stephen King adaptation, and was killed with an axe-wound to the chest in every last one of them.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

All of the Ripley clones in Alien Resurrection were played by a young David Schwimmer.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

Dolphin posted:

Idiocracy is a documentary

We should be so lucky

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Dark Knight isn't literally dark, it's just a name for an as-of-yet unobserved knight that exerts a detectable gravitational force on Gotham City.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
"pArt time" was actually supposed to be "part thyme" in a deleted cooking scene, but Harrison Ford blurted it out and refused to speak for 17 days after, so they just had to use it

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Every single child actor from the movie Hook was found taxidermied in a bizarre series of tableaus in a museum located on Neverland Ranch.

Steven Spielberg suffers an apparent epileptic seizure whenever the subject is broached in conversation.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Roger Moore never "played" James Bond, a camera crew simply followed him around for years filming him going about his day, the footage was enough for seven James Bond movies. To make it coherent they just dubbed in some James Bond references in post-production.

Scott Lame
Jan 8, 2014
Sophie's Choice had a companion video game for the Atari 2600, where players raised 2 children and then had to decide which one to send to the gas chamber.

In any scene where both of Jesse Plemons' hands aren't visible, it's safe to assume he's masturbating.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
No African-American actors appeared in The Color Purple, the animated characters were provided by Industrial Light & Magic.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

During filming of The Quiet Place director John Krasinski had to be physically restrained from sneaking in front of a rolling camera and making a "Jim Face."

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
I saw a movie recently. It was fun.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
The on set deaths of Vic Morrow and the two kids on the set of The Twilight Zone movie wasn't accidental. The director offered them as blood sacrifices so he would be granted a wish. Max Landis is the result of said wish.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I had a good fact around mid-day today but I forgot it, I'll post it if I remember.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

New star wars is bad

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!

Icochet posted:

This was the initial casting choice for the role of Terminator in the movie Terminator

but then they re-wrote the thing for a human actor because Schwarzenegger was hot poo poo

Likewise this was originally meant to star in Benjamin Bay's movie THE TRANSFORMER. Turned out they just didn't connect very well and then used CGI instead.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

The Blues Brothers is a fun movie, and that's a fact Jack.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Clint Eastwood’s famous Dirty Harry line about his .357 Magnum had to be reshot over a dozen times because Eastwood refused to read the line as scripted. Eastwood kept reading the line as “THIS IS MY BIG loving GUN AND I LOVE IT, I’M GONNA loving CUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!”

Finally, he was allowed to say it just to keep production moving. The well-known scripted line was later dubbed in for the theatrical release.

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Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin
For a short while in the 60's movies were called groovies.

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