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just wanted to post somewhere that bailing on njpw when omegs left bc was a bad idea. i watched wk and loving love scumbag "lose every title they own and match on the card" club now
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# ¿ May 17, 2020 17:34 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 23:08 |
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its like you think you identify w/ the cool heels wearing sunglasses who steal girls and break rules and win thru friendship and being cool as poo poo but no i now know i identify with the dudes who look like they just finished smoking meth in the parking lot outside and cant even be bothered to do a too sweet right
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# ¿ May 17, 2020 19:05 |
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i think if bc has no titles they should feud with the other faction that never has titles: suzuki-gun. (unless you're zack sabre jr. and you have *checks notes* the revpro heavyweight championship) then you could call it the bullet vs. gun feud. book it gedo!!!
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# ¿ May 18, 2020 16:46 |
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honestly that one spot kanemaru has where he chugs whiskey, then gets suplexed, but then later spits the whiskey at someone for a dirt finish is p awesome
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# ¿ May 18, 2020 16:48 |
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Maigius posted:Yujiro Takahashi definitely has the worst gear though. i <3 yujiro tbh he always looks so happy to be alive and have his ridiculous gimmick and his devastating moveset of um low dropkick, low thrust kick, low ddt etc
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# ¿ May 20, 2020 21:54 |
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forkboy84 posted:Gino Gambino im not bringing my a1 posting today but this dude is serious lol KENTA just ran out and assaulted someone post match for literally no reason ruining wrestle kingdom gg: go bullet clubb! i hate you rocky romero
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# ¿ May 20, 2020 21:57 |
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g-guys.... bullet club is for life, right?
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# ¿ May 21, 2020 00:07 |
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its me im unironically the guy who cheers every wrestler in a faction because they come out wearing skulls and sometimes smoking a huge cigar
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# ¿ May 21, 2020 00:07 |
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i dont think any eng commentator is as good as the japanese play by play guy who goes batshit for undercard matches PIMPU JUICU
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# ¿ May 21, 2020 00:09 |
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its called the Skull End not the Skull Ends in letting go and Mutohsaulting imo
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# ¿ May 21, 2020 17:47 |
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cutthroat era power rankings: 1. the carbon dioxide expelled by jay white w/ every breath 2. jay white (i made this post to fit in i secretly am inspired by jay whites power rapist beard)
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# ¿ May 22, 2020 04:08 |
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honestly the jobbers have the the biggest bangers like obvs ill mark out for the underboss or tokyo nights whenever they play but i didnt know toa hanares theme was so good also that pop-up crotch kick jado has is unironically a painful looking move lol
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# ¿ May 25, 2020 02:04 |
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more effort being put into posts itt than gedo puts into booking matches nah jk
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# ¿ May 26, 2020 09:48 |
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lmao is elp rocky romero rly a maoty? elp is one of my faves low key. Insanely talented and a great heel. This is good news
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# ¿ May 26, 2020 11:13 |
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the important thing to remember is that factions don't matter because no one ever helps out in their friends matches. also if two people are in the same faction one will betray the other at some point you're assigned a faction by Gedo but he switches factions every tour
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# ¿ May 26, 2020 12:23 |
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Suzuki has the lowest workrate out of all the wrestlers in the faction named after him. Watch out for his finisher - a sleeper hold Chaos is made up out of everyone who picked chaotic neutral playing dnd in high school The ungovernables of Japan are governed by guy with a creepy mustache and mullet much like your local kkk chapter Bullet club will molest you
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# ¿ May 26, 2020 12:28 |
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lmao
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# ¿ May 26, 2020 21:32 |
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KungFu Grip posted:Mox vs Cobb in NJPW was an all time awful match that i thought was gonna be great. dogg low card tags were my poo poo for a while. those random 6 mans where fale yujiro and chase came out to either fales or yujiros theme doing the tokyo pimps spot apparently unconcerned w/ whatever drama was happening higher up in bc and then do a few moves, spam finishers, and occasionally chase got to own someone w/ the package piledriver lol im looking forward to catching up on some elp and taiji tags lol
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# ¿ May 26, 2020 23:49 |
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the future of wrestling is zoom wrestling where u convert ur bed to a makeshift ring and mime the moves youd do on a pillow. u win based on style and are docked points for lack of psychology considering which moves ur supposed to have "taken" tiger Hattori refs every match while eating breakfast in bed
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# ¿ May 31, 2020 00:04 |
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lmao at Yoshi hashi
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# ¿ May 31, 2020 23:02 |
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watching old matches and I like Robbie Eagles gimmick of being prepared for future pandemics also hnf g club is so good and makes me want to bring back my old posting gimmick where I was a ghost lol
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# ¿ May 31, 2020 23:27 |
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njpw just has such good aesthetics. I lit headbang to evils theme when he's wearing the robe and scythe
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# ¿ May 31, 2020 23:29 |
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lmao at all this stuff and also at this lol
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 15:14 |
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hey so i loved posting w/ you guys i really did. ill always remember dominating the aew dynamite poster of the week rankings. but honestly a fite tv sub is something i cant afford so i dont think i can gameday post anymore not when im giving my money to GEDO. take my money you bastard take all of it and give it to PIMPS CLUB please
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2020 13:12 |
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listen gedo just picks winners *realizes im a bc fan and starts edging nervously away from any concept that wins matter*
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2020 13:38 |
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lol this match has french commentary worth every cent
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2020 13:45 |
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i meant yen
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2020 13:47 |
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im sure the juicer is good on commentary but man nothing beats babelian screaming where the only words you understand are the move names and someone yelling MOTHER MOTHER for no reason I can figure out but secretly hope it's a Faulkner reference
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 02:38 |
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I wish these matches were tagged by announce team tho.gino Gambino is a g lol. I laugh remembering that old match where he's like it's my birthday I'm 33 and kk can't keep the ??? Out of his voice And Gino's like I'm 330 pounds ;_;
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 02:46 |
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I just don't want to run the risk of encountering don Kallis lol
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 02:47 |
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Mostly I can't stand the trend of BC aligned commentators who also cheer on Suzuki gun. Like it's funny when they're so blind for BC but if u actually cheer when Minoru hits a lion aren't you literally just straight up applauding assault in Char or whatever. K sorry for the posts
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 02:50 |
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in bed just watching random matches. I want go2sleep club pajamas but I'm scared to check how much yen they'd cost <3 what do u call the opposite of buyers remorse
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 04:28 |
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Jay whites dumb entrance video where he's defacing classic literature with a sharpie pen lol
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 04:40 |
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god if this is liger on commentary he should really voice akuma on the next sf I guess wrestling for 30 years or whatever takes it out of u
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 05:07 |
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Gnossiennes posted:it's not classic literature, it's an edgy romance novel don't ruin this for me
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 05:07 |
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I lit. Have no idea which book it is but I was imagining it was like the tale of genji or something
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 05:08 |
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yea that makes sense honma clearly made some weird life choices but it's hard to argue with anyone involved in this glorious project of a fed. Hitting your head repeatedly for other people's entertainment=worth it? idk prolly not but who cares also glorious is the op of this thread. I'll Go2Sleep now (or at least shut up)
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 05:21 |
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sorry one last post "you're not gonna stop me from winning this loving match" - Jay white after assaulting the referee
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 05:22 |
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lol red shoes has some classic expressions during these 10 predicaments in 30 seconds spots he's like I gotta count this... I need to while like the exhaustion is real lol
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 14:21 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 23:08 |
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also is it in his contract that he gets a shirt for each match he refs
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 14:22 |