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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://twitter.com/380kmh/status/1214268546253033474

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
gonna take my horse to the old corn road
gonna ride, and let him eat some corn

Manifisto


canyoneer posted:

old corn road

holy crap, euphemism ahoy


ty nesamdoom!

vanisher

Its bait. The train will hunt any that dare to eat from the forbidden corn road.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

vanisher posted:

Its bait. The train will hunt any that dare to eat from the forbidden corn road.

that’s a risk i’m willing to take



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

biosterous




then joseph commanded to fill their trains with corn, and to restore every man's money into his track, and to give them provision for the way: and thus did he unto them.



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

Fuzz Boxer

sticking with whatever fails

vanisher


lol

cda

by Hand Knit

That's not a corn road, that's a corn track

Gloomy Rube




i will walk this road to the end, and find the pot of corn at the end

edit: it was a pot of corn but it was just one corn kernal in the pot, but a really big one

biosterous




i walk a lonely road
the only one that is covered with corn
don't know where it goes
but it's only me, and i walk on corn



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he/him

treasure bear

can we pop this corn?

should we?

treasure bear

biosterous posted:

i walk a lonely road
the only one that is covered with corn
don't know where it goes
but it's only me, and i walk on corn

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


this is why you always have to check your train for corn-holes

Twenty Four


cant stop thinking about corn rows

Ventral EggSac

Here I go again on my corn
Walkin down the only road made out of corn
As a drifter I was born to walk on corn
And I've maize up my mind
I ain't wastin no more time
Here I go again

biosterous




Jasus Christ posted:

Here I go again on my corn
Walkin down the only road made out of corn
As a drifter I was born to walk on corn
And I've maize up my mind
I ain't wastin no more time
Here I go again



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

drat... Triple Six Mafia blasting, my mouth ready to slob on that railway corncob

beer pal

is that from the prequel to the birds

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Live Free

by VideoGames
meet me in the club
im walking corn
meet me in the trap
im walkin corn
meet me at the mall
im walkin corn
anywhere you meet me guaranteed to walk corn

Manifisto


Jasus Christ posted:

Here I go again on my corn
Walkin down the only road made out of corn
As a drifter I was born to walk on corn
And I've maize up my mind
I ain't wastin no more time
Here I go again


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


corn, corn, the musical road
eat and toot and lighten your load


ty nesamdoom!

Shifty Pony

Up ta somethin'


treasure bear posted:

can we pop this corn?

should we?

we should probably wait until we can rig up a butter train with a leak.


everyone wants butter on their popcorn right? if not that's cool we can leave some plain.

nut

tip toeing in the kerrrnals

treasure bear

Shifty Pony posted:

we should probably wait until we can rig up a butter train with a leak.


everyone wants butter on their popcorn right? if not that's cool we can leave some plain.

like maybe an oil train will turn up and explode at some point

Manifisto


Shifty Pony posted:

we should probably wait until we can rig up a butter train with a leak.


everyone wants butter on their popcorn right? if not that's cool we can leave some plain.

treasure bear posted:

like maybe an oil train will turn up and explode at some point


ty nesamdoom!

The X-man cometh
Do you know where to find a load of road salt?

Escape From Noise

Dad: Dinner's ready!

Kids! Hot dogs again???

Dad: Kids. I'm sorry. I'm just not much of a cook and, well, ever since your mother...left us...

Kids: *Sullen silence and chewing*

*From the distance but slowly growing louder* choo-choo! Choo-choo! CHOO-CHOO!

Dad: C-could it be? Yes! Yes it is! The CORN TRAIN!

*Corn train blasts by imbuing the hot dogs with the awesome flavor of corn*

Kids: Hot dog! Corn dogs!

*Children engorge themselves on delicious corn products*

Dad (tearfully): Thank you Corn Train! Thank you!

alnilam

cda posted:

That's not a corn road, that's a corn track

railroad :eng101:



ty manifisto

Heather Papps

hello friend


Follow the yellow corn track to the wizard of pops, orville.

Pastry of the Year

Heather Papps posted:

Follow the yellow corn track to the wizard of pops, orville.

did you know he drowned in his jacuzzi? I was reading about him a few months ago and came across that fact and it "pops" into my head now like once a week

Escape From Noise

Pastry of the Year posted:

did you know he drowned in his jacuzzi? I was reading about him a few months ago and came across that fact and it "pops" into my head now like once a week

Chill way to go IMHO

idiotsavant

canyoneer posted:

gonna take my horse to the old corn road
gonna ride, and let him eat some corn

thats too much corn for a horse

alnilam

idiotsavant posted:

thats too much corn for a horse

It can bring all its friends



ty manifisto

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Here I am following the drat porn train for YEARS now and NO LEAKS. NARY A ONE.

“All human wisdom is contained in these two words - Wait and Hope”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

cda

by Hand Knit

alnilam posted:

railroad :eng101:

Driveway.

vanisher

alnilam posted:

It can bring all its friends

Horses friends: :eyepop:
Horse: :smug:

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



Follow the Yellow Corn Road!


You clearly implied this and I am not stealing your joke but providing a visual aid. (they looked really weird without being flipped)



sig by owlhawk911

cda

by Hand Knit
Corm

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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it


corn.com/train/heistplan/theplanwherewemakethecorntrainspringaleak.final2.final.txt


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

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