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i wore my jnco jeans thinking this was the KoRn train |
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all you had to do was follow the corn, CJ |
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Jolo posted:corn.com/train/heistplan/theplanwherewemakethecorntrainspringaleak.final2.final.txt not working (laughing at the 1280x1080 1MB attached image restriction in 2020)
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I've been working on the corn road *wipes sweat from brow* all the live long day!! CORN ROAD UNIONS NOW!!! |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I've been working on the corn road 16 ears and whaddaya get Another day older and deeper in debt Choo choo don'tcha come cause I can't go I sold my ticket to the cornpany store
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Corn train Gravy train Cranberry train Turkey train Pumpkin pie train Leaving behind a Thanksgiving road |
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I walk a lonely road The only one that I know made of corn, Don't know where it goes, But it's only me and I walk on corn |
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canyoneer posted:all you had to do was follow the corn, CJ |
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biosterous posted:i walk a lonely road Whoria Discordia posted:I walk a lonely road I want to sincerely appreciate that these two jokes are nearly word for word identical |
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i shall be telling this with a sigh somewhere ages and ages hence: two roads diverged in a wood, and i— i took the one less traveled by, and the corn all over it made all the difference. |
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my brothers and my sisters are stranded on this road a hot and corny road that a million feet have trod rich man took my home and drove me from my door and I ain't got no corn in this world anymore |
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Jiffy pop's not popping Life's a salty shame I'm going off the rails on a corny train |
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Wikipedia posted:On the Corn is a 1957 novel by American writer Jack Kerouac, based on the travels of Kerouac and his friends across the United States. It is considered a defining work of the postwar Beat and Cornterculture generations, with its protagonists living life against a backdrop of jazz, poetry, and corn consumption. The novel is a roman à corn, with many key figures of the Maize movement, such as William S. Burroughs (Old Bull Lee), Allen Ginsberg (Carlo Marx) and Orville Redenbacher (Dean Moriarty) represented by characters in the book, including Kerouac himself as the narrator Corny Cornington.
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Q: what kind of explosive should one use to blow up the strategic asset Corn Road? A: C4
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Thank you I'll be here all week, on the corn road |
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alnilam posted:Q: what kind of explosive should one use to blow up the strategic asset Corn Road? not nitrogritserin?
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Hominy kernels do you think there are |
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Manifisto posted:not nitrogritserin? i would have guess corndite or hominyzine |
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"i know it when i see it" - me, looking at corn |
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Manifisto posted:nitrogritserin |
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Corn, buying train tickets: "you really think they can throw us ALL off the train if we dont pay?"
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That must be the transcorntinental railroad Beware the corn track killer Uh...he'll never be the ear of a major cornporation? |
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google THIS posted:That must be the transcorntinental railroad the try hard thread is over yonder in case you're lost 
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Come gather 'round people, wherever you roam And admit that the train ahead of you's sack has been torn And accept it that soon this road'll be corn |
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Lol at this guy https://twitter.com/adambelz/status/1214604939923730433 |
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 The face of one who has see it. |
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cda posted:Lol at this guy and he was never heard from again some mysteries . . . are too dangerous to investigate
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lol was thinking of telling people about the corn train tracks today but decided to keep it to myself for now. |
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Manifisto posted:and he was never heard from again He's a blair witch victim looking motherfucker for sure |
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cda posted:He's a blair witch victim looking motherfucker for sure cda posted:Goofy dog hat looking motherfucker Yall just jealous of this man's unlimited supply of corn |
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the shining golden  that is corn
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A Minnesota tv reporter got heck-bent on finding the corn road: http://www.kare11.com/video/news/lo...e4f?jwsource=cl The X-man cometh fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Jan 9, 2020 |
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This is all a trap set up by some highly intelligent corn falcons to lure in larger prey. I'll tell you what is at the end of the corn road. It's razor sharp talons, feathers, and a game of three corn monte for one's soul.
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Why would anyone doubt the existence of the corn road?
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The X-man cometh posted:A Minnesota tv reporter got heck-bent on finding the corn road: lmao at all the zoom ins on corn. "uhh how can we really capture what this story is about? whats the visual that captures 'corn road'?" |
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