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James was a good fly, an honest fly, but what I'll remember most about James is his fervent love of human and animal poo poo. Goodbye James you were simply too good for this world and we all are diminished by your loss. Love you, buddy. *tears up as I walk back to my seat in the hall at the community rec center*
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what I remember most about James is how if I walked by while he was eating poo poo he would always fly away in case I wanted it, the poo poo. in case I was going to eat some of the poo poo, he just got up and got right out of the way, buzzing in circles for a bit before resuming his place eating poo poo on the poo poo. even though I never wanted the poo poo, ever, he always made room. that was James, always putting others first. god rest you, buddy
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Jan 7, 2020 00:16
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*smacks a fly buzzing round my head* *entire crowd gasps and shoots me the evil eye* “You just killed James’ uncle!”
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Jan 7, 2020 00:16
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im glad hes dead 
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Jan 7, 2020 00:28
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‘E was a goodun, I’ll fight any bastard’d argue wiff me
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Jan 7, 2020 00:29
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James, why were you always rubbing your little fly hands together? It's like you were always scheming up something stinky.
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Jan 7, 2020 00:33
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Jan 7, 2020 00:34
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Professor of Cats posted:James, why were you always rubbing your little fly hands together? It's like you were always scheming up something stinky. ‘E WAS A GOOD LAD *vomits on funeral shoes*
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Jan 7, 2020 00:34
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I thought this thread was gonna be about a real person and was gonna joke post how I thought it was gonna be about an actual fly, but it was about an actual fly, so now I'm joke posting that I thought it was gonna be about a real person.
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Jan 7, 2020 00:35
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Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most....fly.
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OH JAMESY BOY THE FLIES THE FLIES ARE CALLING...
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Jan 7, 2020 00:38
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“In closing, he was pretty fly for a dead guy”
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Jan 7, 2020 00:52
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James had a small circle of friends but we all know that he had a real impact on all our lives and when he was found dead in Tim's window sill we all couldn't believe it. It just seemed so senseless.
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Jan 7, 2020 01:53
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He'll never be the fly of a major corporation.
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Jan 7, 2020 01:55
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I’m sorry for my earlier behavior, I’d been listening to The Dubliners and drinking cheap wine. James was a good fly, a brilliant fly, even. He knew what it was to be a fly, and he wasn’t shy about telling us all about it. Some call him a murderer, but I call him a patriot. *vomits on funeral shoes*
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Jan 7, 2020 01:59
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I will. Forever regret the time i that told James, buzz off.
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Jan 7, 2020 02:01
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*At James the Fly's funeral at the podium* Ahem, I would like to read a poem I wrote to commemorate James The Fly's life. Let me begin - Blowing on that endo, Gamecube, Nintendo. Thank you
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Jan 7, 2020 02:03
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:*At James the Fly's funeral at the podium* *james’ wife, Gad, busts into uncontrollable sobbing*
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Jan 7, 2020 02:05
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But honestly folks not every fly makes it through every half opened window. I'm not trying to be a dick here I'm just saying let me quote you some of the statistics-
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Jan 7, 2020 02:08
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reignofevil posted:But honestly folks not every fly makes it through every half opened window. I'm not trying to be a dick here I'm just saying let me quote you some of the statistics- Is this one of those “13% of flies are responsible for 50% of maggoty cheeses” racist memes that I’m just not getting? Because as has already been established, James was one of the gooduns.
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Jan 7, 2020 02:12
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You should eat him. It's what he wanted.
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Jan 7, 2020 02:20
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I'm happy he could be buried the way he most wanted. To be frozen in an ice cube and interred in someone's scotch at a party.
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Jan 7, 2020 02:30
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Eat poo poo James *sobs*
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Jan 7, 2020 02:50
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:Eat poo poo James poo poo was his favourite food. *sobs*
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Jan 7, 2020 03:17
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Curses. 
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Jan 7, 2020 04:12
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gently caress James the fly. I wanted all that poo poo for myself and now I got it, mwahahaha.
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Jan 7, 2020 05:45
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Frantically attempting to close the very tiny casket at the open viewing to cover up the fact that I accidentally inhaled James the Fly's peaceful corpse
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Jan 7, 2020 05:47
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"Even though he is gone, James the Fly will always carry on inside of us." *Sweat pouring down my face as I adjust my collar and loosen my tie.* Dear god theyre on to me...
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Jan 7, 2020 05:49
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James...I never found the courage to tell you I love you until it was too late.
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Jan 7, 2020 05:53
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James requested that this song be played at his funeral. Please listen with me for a moment to honor his wishes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ2TT3SCGdM
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Jan 7, 2020 05:56
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gently caress SNEEP posted:James...I never found the courage to tell you I love you until it was too late. Suck it loser James was my squeeze 
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Jan 7, 2020 06:01
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JAMES THE FLY RAPED ME *collapses crying* *vomits on funeral shoes*
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Nigmaetcetera posted:JAMES THE FLY RAPED ME *collapses crying* *Portrait of James the fly glaring like Vigo the Carpathian down from the mantel towards your prostrate frame*
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Jan 7, 2020 06:07
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i never got all the buzz around james. he's a fly, what gives, he eats the poo poo, he's by the lamp, yada yada. i'm over it!
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Jan 7, 2020 06:19
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Maybe i went too far I never been to an Irish wake before Except the one where James the Fly buggered my arse bloody
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Jan 7, 2020 06:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4SpiK2PKjw
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Jan 7, 2020 06:28
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Nigmaetcetera posted:JAMES THE FLY RAPED ME *collapses crying*
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Stark Fist posted:i never got all the buzz around james. he's a fly, what gives, he eats the poo poo, he's by the lamp, yada yada. i'm over it! He didn't eat just any poo poo, he ate my poo poo! I regret this.
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I'm chopping up James the Fly minuscule dead dessicated body and snorting it up my nose to absorb all the poo poo matter his carapace accumulated over his lifetime
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