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Bonaventure



imbecile! we'll never manage to get his head back on in time!

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Bonaventure



oh, this is a fine mess!

City of Glompton



sorry, sorry! oh god

i'm just going to go sit down, over there *motions to another continent* and try not to touch anything else ok?

BoldFrankensteinMir



Hey what's this thread ab... oh no. Oh nooooo... you guys didn't...?


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biosterous






i think i found a tooth over here but it might be a corn?



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Bonaventure



quick, quick -- go to the shower drain and gather all the hair that you can manage!

i have an idea.

biosterous






ooh, i see where you're going - gonna grab the old hairbrush too, lots of hair there



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BoldFrankensteinMir



This is not what it looks like.


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Bonaventure



wait, i can explain-- you see, we were rehearsing a play and, well--

Bonaventure



oh god, i can't believe one person could have this much blood!!!

or this many bones!!!

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK


you may ask yourself

how did I get here?

and you may ask yourself

how did his head come off?

and you may find yourself

sitting in the back of a police car!

and you may ask yourself

am i right? or am I wrong?

Bonaventure



Headless in Seattle

wearing a lampshade



Frankly surprised at the amount of frozen peas everywhere

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


oh no

Manifisto




my lizard lost his tail but grew a new one, so maybe--?


ty pot smoke phoenix

BoldFrankensteinMir



We're never getting that deposit back.


Sig by Heather Papps

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




and I'd do it again!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Wait! Nobody move until we've gathered and correctly labeled and organized everything!

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.



uhhhhh check please



thank u vanisher for the sig

tradjik



i didn't do anything stop paging me


ty heather papps u da bes

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


The bad news is, you lost a lot of blood.



The good news is, we found most of it.

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

The bad news is, you lost a lot of blood.



The good news is, we found most of it.

excellent bird guy

by Cyrano4747


Made a roast yesterday, might have some for lunch

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Stoner Sloth



now he'll never be the head of a major corporation!


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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK


Stoner Sloth posted:

now he'll never be the head of a major corporation!

nut


Stoner Sloth posted:

now he'll never be the head of a major corporation!

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gb vanisher for summer

wearing a lampshade



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

The bad news is, you lost a lot of blood.



The good news is, we found most of it.

The X-man cometh


Heads are easy to come by. You want a head? I can get you a head, believe me. There are ways, Dude. I can get you a head by 3 o'clock this afternoon - with eye shadow.

owlhawk911


i didn't mean to, i'm sorry, all i wanted to do was post


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BoldFrankensteinMir



Okay I called the cops. Before they get here- we were all just playing volleyball, right? And he went to spike the ball but hit the ceiling fan instead. Happens all the time.

Everybody stick to the story and we will be okay.

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




No not that blanket! That was my grandmas

oh no no no use it now but my mom is going to kill me, she's going to ask where it is next time she's over and grandma's weighted blanket!



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BoldFrankensteinMir



It was that or the map and we need the map to find the rest of him!

Manifisto




Stoner Sloth posted:

now he'll never be the head of a major corporation!


ty pot smoke phoenix

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




okay I found the carrot and the marinara sauce, now what am I looking for? A head? A head of cabbage, lettuce? Need more details I'm getting hungry and want to cook whatever this is where making in the bathtub, never cooked in a bathtub before but oh well.



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Bonaventure



oh, poo poo!

oh, poo poo!

biosterous






i think we need to go to plan B at this point



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EorayMel

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!



*dramatic camera swerve on 50 year old man in a gray business suit with his eyes closed, slowly opening them and lifting his head slightly."

There is still time. Pass me the superglue.

BoldFrankensteinMir



Okay, next person in, we ask them to feel the removed sawblade with their ungloved hands, see if it feels bent to them. Then we put it back into the saw, and act like none of us know how to take it apart.

...this could work...


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Manifisto




EorayMel posted:

*dramatic camera swerve on 50 year old man in a gray business suit with his eyes closed, slowly opening them and lifting his head slightly."

There is still time. Pass me the superglue.

[suavely] my name's winston wolf. I solve problems. I . . .

*trails off, takes a long look at the scene*

. . . just realized I have pressing business elsewhere. uh, good luck.


ty pot smoke phoenix

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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.



i just got a call from the landlord and they’re going to come inspect in one hour



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