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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

We've all made mistakes... but now we're all that we have. It's only GBS.

The fate of the forum, and the Internet itself, is in our hands. I think we can do it.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I peed in the river when I got baptised I told you this would happen when you hired Chinatown to do the dunking.

big_brother
Sep 27, 2015

Is this where I sign up to follow you into some new blessed land, like a cult? You got me hooked in the posting thread

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I got baptized by Nooner and I think he felt me up in the process.

10/10 cleansing

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Lemon
May 22, 2003

i post about the trials and travails of my rear end in a top hat on a semi-regular basis in this forum aint nothin clean about it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Live footage of GBS baptism

https://youtu.be/KdftbYqA_VQ

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Who are you, john the bapist? lol

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Sorry the messiah made an account but they alrrady banned him over sime bullshit

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
this thread is like the blessed ganges river

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

gary oldmans diary posted:

this thread is like the blessed ganges river

I've already found two dead bodies in this thread

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Bless me daddy thursday

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

So, I guess it really does turn out, that the Internet is serious business. :gerty: :gerty: :gerty:

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
I am so sorry I didn't fully read that bumper sticker thread in 2006 *dunks head in river*

big_brother
Sep 27, 2015

Are we totally against selling used baptism water to thirsty gamers? Or is that too 2019?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That’s cool in my tome. :hmmyes:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I peed in the river when I got baptised I told you this would happen when you hired Chinatown to do the dunking.

The first thing I did when I was out of the womb was poop. When confronted with the beginning of my life and the impossible wonder that is our planet and universe I immediately decided to poo poo.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

The first thing I did when I was out of the womb was poop. When confronted with the beginning of my life and the impossible wonder that is our planet and universe I immediately decided to poo poo.

Read this post and felt something wondrous inside myself and immediately poo poo

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward!

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
still inclined to say gbs is a bad forum, op, consider me agnostic

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

I'm here for the baptism

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

angryrobots posted:

I'm here for the baptism

Me too

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
ive already had my slated wiped clean in a river of poo poo plenty

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

20 Blunts posted:

ive already had my slated wiped clean in a river of poo poo plenty

No no please do so again

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

gary oldmans diary posted:

this thread is like the blessed ganges river

More like the gangrene river

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

angryrobots posted:

I'm here for the baptism

I’m here for the nepotism. :smuggo:

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

The first thing I did when I was out of the womb was poop. When confronted with the beginning of my life and the impossible wonder that is our planet and universe I immediately decided to poo poo.

sry to tell you this but that was ur mom's poop u were rolling around in

rip im sorry rip im sorry

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Wow I checked my rap sheet and the sins have been forgiven! Thanks op

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

angryrobots posted:

Wow I checked my rap sheet and the sins have been forgiven! Thanks op

Do u mind if I check your rap sheet

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

If you're not handling serpents and speaking in tongues, I'm sorry you cannot have your slate wiped clean.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like posting in gbs cause I'm gay and also because I love to poo poo my pants

big_brother
Sep 27, 2015

angryrobots posted:

Wow I checked my rap sheet and the sins have been forgiven! Thanks op

It's a Miracle, this man is CLEAN!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

big_brother posted:

It's a Miracle, this man is CLEAN!

Paging Burt, empty rap sheet detected Burt please help

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
poz that neg rap

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Stark Fist posted:

Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward!

Lucavi
May 12, 2002
gbs smells

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Lucavi posted:

gbs smells

gbs exists

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Lucavi posted:

gbs smells

I farted and it smells like poop.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Honky Dong Country posted:

I farted and it smells like poop.

That's bullshit

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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Bulls fart too you know

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