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CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
When I left the theatre after Knives Out I really wanted to see a sequel with Benoit Blanc. Then I felt bad because I know not every movie needs a sequel. But gently caress that feeling, because I really want to see Craig in this role again.

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CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Someone feed that robot data about how much Winnipegers love Phantom of the Paradise.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I confuse Jason Sudeikis with Ed Helms all the time.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I average about a movie per day, especially in the winter, but a lot of the times I’ll watch 3-4 in a single day then not watch anything for a few days after. There’s barely any tv shows that I watch, just AEW wrestling and a few sitcoms. I try to catch Penguins games when they’re on tv as well.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I hope Morbius has a stinger where Blade shows up.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

feedmyleg posted:

Blade is in Marvel's stable, not Sony's.

But when Marvel finally does make a Blade adaptation, I hope he slices up a Leto lookalike in the cold open.

That’s too bad. Hopefully Disney buys Sony soon so we get the Morbius movie that god intended.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Keep the change you filthy animal, you piece of poo poo

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Just got home from Cuba tonight. Full communism now!

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Obviously when you travel to a country like Cuba they try to keep as much negative out of view of tourists. That’s largely the reality for most tourist destinations of course.

The island we were on was essentially designed solely for tourists. All the workers would bus in to work each day. Hitchhiking is also very common there because anyone driving a government-owned vehicle is obligated to pick up a hitchhiker if they have room. This includes the tour busses that the resorts use.

The bus ride from the airport to the resort was a look at the authentic Cuba. There was people living in poverty, but there were also thriving restaurants and businesses, as well as beautiful landscapes.

The Cuban workers I spoke to were generally happy. Through tips they can earn a decent wage. They are very proud of their free health care and education, and their main complaints were about the lack of public transportation. They also appreciate non-monetary tips in lieu of pesos. Things like gum, lip balm and ketchup are very appreciated there.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I saw Us on opening weekend and in my Letterboxd review said it’s the type of movie that begs to be rewatched but I had no desire to see it again. We’re almost a year since it’s release and I still have no desire to see it again.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Wasn’t Overlord originally supposed to be in the Cloverfield universe or am I just imagining that?

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

FilthyImp posted:

Started watching Dark Phoenix and holy hell, this thing feels like such a bargain-rate flick.

At least X3 was, like, bad and dumb.


Beast is puttin' in work, tho.

It's amazing how badly they pissed away all the good will from First Class and DoFP. Apocalypse and Dark Phoenix are just dire.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
When I left work I genuinely felt like it’ll be the last time I’m in the office for a while. Everyone’s being told to take home their laptops daily and we’ve been given instructions on how to connect to our networks from home. I’m expecting they’ll text us instructions to stay at home this weekend.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
A friend of mine went to The Hunt today and he said he was th only person in the auditorium and barely anyone aside from staff was at the theatre at all.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

TrixRabbi posted:

It's wild how 12 years ago how often a joke would just be "they're gay" and that's the punchline. I mean, I don't pretend that rampant homophobia isn't still a huge problem but mainstream comedies back then were so full of that poo poo. I remember watching The Waterboy not too long ago and one of the jokes is they're going door to door and a shirtless guy answers and then his male partner comes up behind him and puts his arms around him and it legit took me a few seconds to realize "Oh, that's a joke. The joke is just that they're gay."

When chuds talk about PC ruining comedy this is what they're fighting to bring back.

The Hangover was 10 years ago and had the line “paging doctor f****t” in it and there was no controversy. 40 Year Old Virgin was 16 years ago and had an extended scene of guys riffing on each other for “being gay” and parts of that were included in the commercials.

I think 21 Jump Street was the first movie to actively call out homophobia as a punchline.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
My home internet and cable decided to go down today and I can’t get anyone in until tomorrow for repairs. I’m very grateful for having a physical media collection today.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
If there’s still an earth in 30 years, The Kent’s cover story for baby Clark will be that Martha gave birth while they were isolating.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
What he's getting at is our whole economy can see upheaval to a point where instead of focusing on generating wealth for those higher on the economic ladder we can instead focus on what is needed for society to really thrive - healthcare, the food supply, education, etc.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
The American Right got to the “sacrifice grandma for the economy” mindset way quicker than I expected. I figured they wouldn’t say that out loud until mid April.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Disposable Scud posted:

Last night during sweats I remembered the existence of High School High and Jury Duty. My sleep wasn't pleasant.

I watched High School High last week and it’s such a boring movie. All the good gags happen in the first 10 minutes and it just drags from there.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
RIP Bill Withers

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
My last were the Invisible Man, Brahms: The Boy 2 and Birds of Prey

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Mom’s spaghetti

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
A post apocalyptic tale where toilet paper and jigsaw puzzles are the new currency.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Yeah and Paddington 2 is just as good.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Anonymous Robot posted:

Vince McMahon was just named to some government fluff post like “director of industry recovery” or something.

Right after declaring bff bankruptcy and laying off a significant amount of his staff.

Gripweed posted:

I hope literally every single person who complained that the Purge movies were too heavy handed and not subtle or sophisticated enough in their political commentary feels really dumb now that this is how heavy handed reality is



Reopen the economy but to prevent overwhelming the healthcare system don’t allow these assholes treatment for the Coronavirus.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I rarely smoke weed and had never even tried edibles until last night. I didn’t realize that the gummy I had was 8 doses until after I ate half of it. I never felt so stoned in my life. I watched an episode of Better Call Saul and Fresh off the Boat and thought it was all the funniest stuff I had ever seen.

Anyways that’s my 4/20.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I still like the OT, and the prequels and sequel trilogies both had one good entry.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Would you rather fight a wolfman or a Dracula?

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

CPL593H posted:

We should just get this over with and merge Amazon, NBC-Universal-Comcast-GE, Disney, Sony, News Corp, Walmart, Verizon, Samsung, Apple, Kraft Foods, Philip Morris and McDonalds into one hypermega corporation that owns and distributes everything.

As long as we get a movie where Han Solo and Sonic join the Fast franchise and then eat Big Macs and smoke this will be worth it.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Quarantine is were I'm vibing most, I don't feel obligated to go out to bars or stay up later than I like. I can just play video games, watch movies, and read books. It's even got me to bake bread again, which I haven't done in years. I don't like the state of the world and it's horrific that Missouri's planning to open up on Monday, but I'm going to do my best to stay safe and make the most of this time.

I am very fortunate that I can work from home and to be honest Monday to Friday is really not too much different for me now than it was prior. The weekends are tough though and I miss spending time with my friends.

Our province is starting to re-open on Monday as well and despite being in one of the least affected areas in North America I am tremendously worried. People are already gathering in large groups and apparently social distancing isn’t being practiced in wal marts and other big stores. I did curb side pickup at Home Depot yesterday and was shocked by how many people were going in the store and none of them were wearing masks. There were a lot of boomers out there too.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Happy Star Wars day.


Did you know during the filming of Star Wars, Mark Hamil was suffering from dysentery, which resulted in frequent bathroom trips. This lead to the fight scene between him and the Death Star ending in a single laser shot so he could finish the scene and return to the bathroom.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
We get take out once a week. We only order from local business though, and always contact them directly instead of using an app to order.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I get targeted ads for high end furniture, like thrones. I get these because I intentionally look up the most ridiculous options whenever my wife suggests we need to replace furniture. I feel like a billionaire.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I liked the first season of Kimmy Schmidt but it really fell off a cliff afterwards.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Here’s my lazy dogs

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

CPL593H posted:

There is a Seinfeld porno parody. I just want everyone to know that this exists.

It’s a porn about nuttin’.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
“Reopening economies” is code for “send retail/service employees back to work.” They reopened a lot of businesses in my province on Tuesday but every white collar worker I know is still working at home indefinitely.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Ok, the one coronavirus era movie o now want to see is a cannonball run reboot:


https://www.whichcar.com.au/news/the-cannonball-run-record-has-been-obliterated

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CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
With the Marvel movies you’d potentially have to keep yourself in really good shape and that takes a lot of effort. The Happy Madison movies probably don’t require that.

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