all that you know will become dust; entropy always wins

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idiotsavant

congratulations, entropy! It took a lot of practice and dedication, and you did a great job at the heat death of the universe. you were an amazing role model, with your caring, empathetic spirit, and we couldn�t have reached universal thermodynamic equilibrium without you

# ? Jan 7, 2020 16:43

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 10:22

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

when the stars turn into iron i'm going to make a sweet suit of armor

# ? Jan 7, 2020 16:44

ASenileAnimal

Bo-Pepper posted:

when the stars turn into iron i'm going to make a sweet suit of armor

good idea. top tier armor is absolutely neccessary if youre going to take on the final boss.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 16:47

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

don't forget to wear a coat during the heat death of the universe

# ? Jan 7, 2020 16:48

Goons Are Gifts

After the last star died, the last black hole vanished and with nothing but the most fundamental and basic atoms flying through the largely empty universe, with nothing to ever reach anything ever again for an infinity amount of time, there is nothing but the physical fact that transcends even the power of entropy in a closed system:

butts

# ? Jan 7, 2020 16:48

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

*a never-ending still darkness overwhelms me and everything that ever was*

ooh it's a bit nippy today

# ? Jan 7, 2020 16:49

idiotsavant

a butt that will never poop or fart again is meaningless, that you would condemn a butt to such a fate is cruel even in its imagining

# ? Jan 7, 2020 16:50

idiotsavant

prepping for the heat death of the universe by draining whole planets of their energy and storing it in my power crystal

# ? Jan 7, 2020 16:52

Goons Are Gifts

idiotsavant posted:

a butt that will never poop or fart again is meaningless, that you would condemn a butt to such a fate is cruel even in its imagining

butts are transcendentally funny and an ontological concept on their own

# ? Jan 7, 2020 16:55

wearing a lampshade

All will become dust, huh? Well who's gonna clean that up young man?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 17:07

idiotsavant

I think it�s deeply unfair to ask entropy to do anything more, as it has done so much already

# ? Jan 7, 2020 17:46

Live Free: by VideoGames

im afraid to die in the heat death of the universe, and im also afraid to be dust for that long. so tonight after work I'm going to jam a butter knife into my boner and have sex with a power outlet

# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:27

Live Free: by VideoGames

just kidding ill probably eat taco bell and play final fantasy

# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:27

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

all that you cherish will perish/all that you punish will pass

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thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:42

cda: by Hand Knit

I'm not becoming dust. gently caress that. You do what you want, but I'm going to defeat entropy.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:56

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

you will not become dust you will become less than dust what was once you will atomize into the universe until all is still

# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:59

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

"i thought this was the chill forum"
-entropy

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:08

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

gonna drink lots of water, stay hydrated so i don't become dust

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# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:09

cda: by Hand Knit

Bo-Pepper posted:

you will not become dust you will become less than dust what was once you will atomize into the universe until all is still

gently caress that i'm not doing any of that poo poo and you can't make me

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:12

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Goons Are Great posted:

butts are transcendentally funny and an ontological concept on their own

this is a controversial opinion

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:14

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

cda posted:

gently caress that i'm not doing any of that poo poo and you can't make me

think of all the matter that has sloughed off you in the years to become other things it is our fate to disperse

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:16

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

*imagines cda picking up every mote of dust by hand eternally*

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:18

cda: by Hand Knit

Bo-Pepper posted:

think of all the matter that has sloughed off you in the years to become other things it is our fate to disperse

maybe you do that but i don't

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:50

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

cda posted:

maybe you do that but i don't

i mean come on you disperse a little

# ? Jan 7, 2020 23:10

Stoner Sloth

Bo-Pepper posted:

i mean come on you disperse a little

Continuous
Detritus
Accretion

it's CDA's destiny is to be a star :colbert:

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# ? Jan 7, 2020 23:25

cda: by Hand Knit

Stoner Sloth posted:

Continuous
Detritus
Accretion

it's CDA's destiny is to be a star

I was a star already... but i fell :twisted:

# ? Jan 7, 2020 23:49

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

cda posted:

I was a star already... but i fell

# ? Jan 8, 2020 00:23

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I'm allergic to dust so that won't be happening OP

# ? Jan 8, 2020 01:42

cda: by Hand Knit

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm allergic to dust so that won't be happening OP

my man

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 01:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

Patterns, both entropic and those of increasing complexity, are self re-enforcing. Byob is increased complexity, bondsmithed, United. It, with every post, pushes entropy back.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 02:22

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

OP in a siege tower with no door somewhere yelling about entropy in all caps to some leathery dude.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 02:23

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

i am the generative force. i am a middle finger to entropy

Heather Papps posted:

Patterns, both entropic and those of increasing complexity, are self re-enforcing. Byob is increased complexity, bondsmithed, United. It, with every post, pushes entropy back.

exactly

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:01

idiotsavant

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

OP in a siege tower with no door somewhere yelling about entropy in all caps to some leathery dude.

actually entropy is a really nice person and theyre going to hug everything with so much love it all stops moving forever

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:28

Escape From Noise

Sweet universal release

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:32

cda: by Hand Knit

idiotsavant posted:

actually entropy is a really nice person and theyre going to hug everything with so much love it all stops moving forever

making sure i stink like poo poo so entropy never gets close to me

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:42

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Entropy creeping towards me as I point and laugh and yell "Dusty old bones full of green dust!!"

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

Listen honey sure you didnt have an orgasm but wait, have you heard about heat death? Makes la petite mort seem like a joke, honestly.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:47

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Heather Papps posted:

Listen honey sure you didnt have an orgasm but wait, have you heard about heat death? Makes la petite mort seem like a joke, honestly.

Heat death? More like bad breath haha

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:49

idiotsavant

cda posted:

making sure i stink like poo poo so entropy never gets close to me

actualy entropy loves everyone no matter what

# ? Jan 8, 2020 04:12

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 10:22

xcheopis

cda posted:

making sure i stink like poo poo so entropy never gets close to me

But that will attract entropy!

# ? Jan 8, 2020 04:27

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