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I own a Roomba. Its an older one with no wifi so it can't spy on my poo poo for google tho
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 04:44 |
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Can't wait for my loving lightbulbs to be a botnet that shuts down my bank and gets me shot by cops
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 04:48 |
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Guildenstern Mother posted:I live in a big stupid loft with zero overhead lighting and walking around manually turning off 12-15 floor lamps when I'm high and sleepy is some peasant rear end bullshit. Sick, all this seems totally worth having an entire flotilla of unpatched linux processors in every socket that I pay the energy costs for while they harvest bitcoins.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 04:55 |
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Ahh, I see you've also watched lovely 90's movie "Ghost in the Machine". I perfer the real version https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6216451/Security-experts-discover-sophisticated-botnet-seen.html Relevant twitter: https://twitter.com/internetofshit
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 05:06 |
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Three Olives posted:I can turn my car air conditioning on with my watch, I can change my bed firmness with my phone, my house HVAC turns on automatically when I start heading home and I can order my groceries to be delivered while I am cooking with my voice, I'm not going to live like an animal when we have a better way. Huh I wonder which tech company I'd have to pay and how much to make a live feed of your gross little life to mock.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 05:10 |
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 03:40 |