Home Automation Is Stupid

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No seriously it sucks
	Yeah
	No it's cool
	I have a disability so it's actually pretty great
	Stop being such a whiner

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Tom Gorman posted:

2 things would make me get an Alexa

1) If I could just call it "computer" and then ask a question like captain picard
2) If the device wasn't constantly spying on me

Supposedly you can hack your Alexa to keep it from spying on your Jo sessions and change its name to computer with this thing called project alias

https://www.instructables.com/id/Project-Alias/

Too me, it seems like a lot of effort/money just to make Alexa good.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 04:14

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 17:04

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

For my part, id like a robot to suck me off at exactly 11 pm each night. Sort of like a Roomba with a flexible arm that ends in a autoblow. It'd be nice if it cleaned itself as well. Really though I'm good with it having a cunpartment i could empty out every other week

# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 04:29

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Chinatown posted:

SHUT THE gently caress UP 3O

# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 05:36

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