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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

On and off the forums, we seem surrounded by turmoil these days. Australia is on fire, Donald Trump is president, FYAD has gone the way of HellDump. Perhaps you feel deeply affected by these events, perhaps decades of posting has turned you into a shattered husk and you feel nothing. Either way its important to maintain perspective in times of strife. Let's focus on something that brings us all together: JEANS.

There's a pair of jeans out there for everyone, even sluts:



PHAT PAIR OF JNCOs. Good luck getting your mom to drop $90 on a pair of these suckas. If you are an 8th grader who often gets held after class, or bullies others due an unstable home life; these are the jeans for you!



Woah there Mitt! Save some fun for the rest of us! Even vapid unfeeling politicians like to hop into a pair of jeans when they want to appeal to "every day people"



Tight jeans aren't just for the ladies any more! Boys? Boys! Been blasting your quads? Shocking your glutes? Get your friends to help you into a pair of "skinnies" (millennial term)



If you're in Tropical Queensland like myself you probably want to stay cool AND fashionable, I give you the jort:




Anyway this can probably be a thread for you to post your favorite style of jeans to post in or walk around in. Also stay tuned for the latest in denim technology updates. Wearable-tech? Integrated denim? Only the future knows....

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Levi 527's OP. But usually I just wear work pants.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I;m thinking about thos jeans.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
Good OP but totally forgot about jean jackets which are great if you want to look tough/cool.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



shouldn't call someone a slut just because of what they wear

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I've had a pair of jeans I recall like a well beloved pet.

Soft soft tight Levis I lived in from 25 to 30 approx. I wore them everywhere, playing poker, dating, everything. Often commando.

I eventually wore a hole in the left inner thigh (not fat, but that's what wore through first) and still wore them for years, I was just careful how I sat.

Sigh

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'm really into gray jeans right now, but I'm thinking about diversifying into some grey ones. I haven't wore those since my twenties

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

shouldn't call someone a slut just because of what they wear

the model is actually my ex wife and she got piped out by like 7 dudes on our wedding night in those very jeans

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

The_Continental posted:

the model is actually my ex wife and she got piped out by like 7 dudes on our wedding night in those very jeans

What jeans would you recommend for the discerning cuck?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

What jeans would you recommend for the discerning cuck?

Just shut up and hold the camera, but not your tears.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Spinz posted:

I've had a pair of jeans I recall like a well beloved pet.

Soft soft tight Levis I lived in from 25 to 30 approx. I wore them everywhere, playing poker, dating, everything. Often commando.

I eventually wore a hole in the left inner thigh (not fat, but that's what wore through first) and still wore them for years, I was just careful how I sat.

Sigh

It's tough to find quality stuff over size 18. After that they typically just use sailcloth or a bed sheet and call it a day.

pork steaks
May 30, 2017

a lovely boy
I'm wearing a pair of Levi's I bought at a thrift store.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
I have a pair of flannel lined jeans from one of those out doors companies and they are a loving dream

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsS_uLkauzU

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Rock Revival

:discourse:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Only jeans I have are jeggings which aren't real jean material

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im looking for some pants

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

In the immortal words of G. Love, “stick it in the fridge*”

*the freezer, specifically

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I don't own jeans or sneakers. They're kids clothes.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Pick posted:

I don't own jeans or sneakers. They're kids clothes.

Sneakers own this is just sad. The old man shoes known as New Balance are extremely popular in Baltimore and the students envy my dad shoes daily

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Space Race Riot posted:

It's tough to find quality stuff over size 18. After that they typically just use sailcloth or a bed sheet and call it a day.

Pffft lame
I ain't fat and certainly wasnt then idgit
Troll elsewhere

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Pick posted:

I don't own jeans or sneakers. They're kids clothes.

Wow I'm genuinely surprised

Jeans are sexy as hell

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Spinz posted:

Wow I'm genuinely surprised

Jeans are sexy as hell

This is true you should see my fat rear end in them it’s fuckin beautiful

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Personally I'm a Levis guy. Don't see point in spending more money on jeans, but I'm a pretty basic dude when it comes to fashion.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
All my pants are workout clothes (for exercise only) or trousers. I also wear shorts but those are a free for all (no denim)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

numberoneposter posted:

im looking for some pants
never mind i found them, they were in the hamper

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Not even one pair of formal jorts?

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

I've been wearing the same pair of levis 541 every day, for 2 years

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I like to ask everyone at the Wingstop if I can wipe my hands on their jeans.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im a levis 511 guy these days

also used to own nudies that i had to get straight from sweden or whatever before every other copy cat hilpster got their greasy hands on them

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
It's me, the OP who calls people sluts based on the jeans they wear. :rolleyes:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
BOOTS WITH THE FURRRR

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Can I be a slut and not wear jeans?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Literally A Person posted:

Can I be a slut and not wear jeans?
a blue collar working class slut

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

a blue collar working class slut

Carhartt daisy dukes are my go to.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

Carhartt daisy dukes are my go to.

God please keep going tell me about your trip to Bass Pro

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

https://youtu.be/zsS_uLkauzU

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Spinz posted:

Pffft lame
I ain't fat and certainly wasnt then idgit
Troll elsewhere

Obviously just kidding. I'm honestly curious as to how the inner thigh part was the first to go. Mine always go at the knees. Feel free to suggest reasons why. Talk about a softball there. All my favorite jeans have gotten the knee blowouts when the threads get bare.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Jeans jeans
They’re the best
They look so fancy
With a vest

Dark blue or light?
Depends on the function
Just don’t wear black
To a casual luncheon

One rule of thumb
Don’t wear jeans like your mama
Otherwise you’ll get
Teased like Obama!

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Being poor is a choice. Pretend life is roadhouse and you will never be poor. People will give you money for fooling them that you are Patrick swayze or you are at least his best friend.

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