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Brosnan
Nov 13, 2004

Pwning the incels with my waifu fg character. Get trolled :twisted:
Lipstick Apathy
I wear pretentious hipster poo poo like Iron Hearts

roast me

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Space Race Riot posted:

Obviously just kidding. I'm honestly curious as to how the inner thigh part was the first to go. Mine always go at the knees. Feel free to suggest reasons why. Talk about a softball there. All my favorite jeans have gotten the knee blowouts when the threads get bare.

My guess is sitting kinda indian style, one leg tucked under at the poker table.

You are sitting for hours so I used to shift positions. It's also considered rude to show the bottom of your feet to some Asians so I'd put my foot up in my lap sometimes

Lol smh at myself

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
All you gotta do is pick the right mans jeans and put them on. Nature will provide for you.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

All you gotta do is pick the right mans jeans and put them on. Nature will provide for you.
The right man in the wrong pants can make all the difference in the world.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

The right man in the wrong pants can make all the difference in the world.

Yeah the trick is they gotta be shredded to nothing so you can see most of the man lol. :v:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Jeans are the video games of clothes

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick posted:

Jeans are the video games of clothes

Gaucho Pants are the dusty chess set no one ever uses.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Wear whatever you want, only huge losers with tiny genitals judge people on what they wear.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Who What Now posted:

Wear whatever you want, only huge losers with tiny genitals judge people on what they wear.

Fine, I'll go back to judging people based on their cola preference.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Literally A Person posted:

Fine, I'll go back to judging people based on their cola preference.
GO EASY ON THE PEPSI.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

numberoneposter posted:

GO EASY ON THE PEPSI.

You'll take my Pepsi from my cold, dead from diabetes fingers!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

numberoneposter posted:

GO EASY ON THE PEPSI.

Okay I will

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

These jeans say: I'm an architect making six figures but its casual Friday.



Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The_Continental posted:

These jeans say: I'm an architect making six figures but its casual Friday.





I don't think I've ever disdained someone just from a waist down picture but here we are...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
That loving bracelet.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Literally A Person posted:

That loving bracelet.

It's so he doesn't have pests burrowing into his wrist skin anymore

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Who What Now posted:

Wear whatever you want, only huge losers with tiny genitals judge people on what they wear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XUx01vXUpc

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i'm serious about cultivating sick fades, they bring me joy, especially the little creases on the hips

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Caesar Saladin posted:

i'm serious about cultivating sick fades, they bring me joy

Arsenio Hall had a sick fade.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

When I was 21 I had a humungous fade

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Totally gonna get faded on some eggnog flavored holiday themed schnapps.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

Totally gonna get faded on some eggnog flavored holiday themed schnapps.

We don’t fade we trek.

Pube Factory
Jun 10, 2001
Pretty much the only thing I'm good at is growing these beautiful, thick pubes

The_Continental posted:

These jeans say: I'm an architect making six figures but its casual Friday.





cool jeans, good fit

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Pube Factory posted:

cool jeans, good fit

Cool butthole good fit

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

This jeans say: "I'll totally smoke you down as long as you don't care that my apartment smells like rabbit piss"



Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
indigo so beautiful......lose your self in it's depths

have you seen my baby
Nov 22, 2009

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

We don’t fade we trek.

Barber, can I get the high-top trek?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
As long as they aren't pre-ripped garbage jeans for edgy teens it's a fine for me

I tell you hwat back in the day when you needed ripped jeans or a studded jacket you'd rip and stud 'em yourself, up hill, in the snow!

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Caesar Saladin posted:

i'm serious about cultivating sick fades, they bring me joy, especially the little creases on the hips

Those are called whiskers :cabot:

And yeah, raw selvage denim or bust. (I also have some super light chambray selvage jeans for summertime which are a godsend when it's hot as balls outside.)

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
My clothing choices are really predictable. If I'm out of the house, I wear jeans and button-up shirts. That's pretty much been my uniform since high school. I only wear something else if the job required it, or it was an extra-special occasion*. Since I'm a science teacher, I can get away with jeans and shirt at work, too.





*to signify what extra-special means, I wore jeans to my Father-in-law's funeral.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

Barber, can I get the high-top trek?



M’aam this is a moon boots store. We only sell moon boots, a jar of beef jerky, and moon boots stickers and hats. :crossarms:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m wearing jeans

RIGHT NOW!!!!

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Pick posted:

All my pants are workout clothes (for exercise only) or trousers. I also wear shorts but those are a free for all (no denim)

What the hell are trousers?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
I was at a trendy local outdoor shopping place yesterdaY and saw a fashionable young woman probably between the age of 16-20 years old ironically wearing bell bottoms. I felt old when I laughed.

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

What the hell are trousers?

In modern terms, any casual-to-formal pants that aren't made of denim (chinos, dress slacks, etc.). They usually also aren't "jeans" (which are a cut/style), so they have flat vertical-slash pockets instead of rounded ones and the rear pockets sit inside the seat of the pants rather than being sewn onto the seat's exterior.

By the way, are we using the technical definition of "jeans" in this thread? Because I have some pairs of

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

In modern terms, any casual-to-formal pants that aren't made of denim (chinos, dress slacks, etc.). They usually also aren't "jeans" (which are a cut/style), so they have flat vertical-slash pockets instead of rounded ones and the rear pockets sit inside the seat of the pants rather than being sewn onto the seat's exterior.

By the way, are we using the technical definition of "jeans" in this thread? Because I have some pairs of

So like the pants I wear to work everyday, that basically serve to catch all my horrendous work farts?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

The_Continental posted:

This jeans say: "I'll totally smoke you down as long as you don't care that my apartment smells like rabbit piss"





These are cute as hell
If you have good legs and a nice rear end would be darling

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Scut
Aug 26, 2008

Please remind me to draw more often.
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onIJOjO4N-k

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