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Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

A Bakers Cousin posted:

I have a pair of flannel lined jeans from one of those out doors companies and they are a loving dream

I got a pair of those and they are fucing amazing. I am wearing dark blue dickies jeans right now because I am at work.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Applesnots posted:

I got a pair of those and they are fucing amazing. I am wearing dark blue dickies jeans right now because I am at work.

I'm wearing the SAME JEANS as we speak!! At your work!!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i like them levis 501s but for women so they don't look like crap. and then i put em on and they look like crap anyway

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Being a big tall goofy muhfucker, I wear whatever I can find that fits, and usually they are pretty cheap because I'm probably going to tear them up pretty quickly.
So, when I happen to find a pair I like, I buy like 7 of them.

(I do not buy clothes often simply because I'm hard to fit and I don't like shopping for clothes)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i like them levis 501s but for women so they don't look like crap. and then i put em on and they look like crap anyway
just get 511s

or just wear overalls and a bag on your head!!!!!!!!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

numberoneposter posted:

just get 511s

or just wear overalls and a bag on your head!!!!!!!!

no im a beautiful lady now, but the bag advice is solid, do levi make one?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

no im a beautiful lady now, but the bag advice is solid, do levi make one?

They do but you should treat yourself and look at Coach's new line of head bags.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
13MWZ

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

These are the jeans I'm wearing RIGHT NOW





Also they were free. People leave strange things in restaurants.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I hope you washed them.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Colonel Cancer posted:

I hope you washed them.
Never.
Wash.
Your.
Jeans.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

numberoneposter posted:

Never.
Wash.
Your.
Jeans.
Or your hair

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

numberoneposter posted:

Never.
Wash.
Your.
Jeans.

That's disgusting what's wrong with you.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

yeah they got washed.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Wash your jeans but not very often, like way less than you would with other pants.

I saw a goon up there didn't know what trousers were. Is that like, not a word americans use?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Caesar Saladin posted:

Wash your jeans but not very often, like way less than you would with other pants.

I saw a goon up there didn't know what trousers were. Is that like, not a word americans use?

Not in 3 decades

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What about pantaloons

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Never wash in between your cheeks

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Spinz posted:

Not in 3 decades

You trolley-dodging muck raker! Have at you! A molly-woppin's in short order!

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

trousers is a normal word, its not even a weird one. I mean you guys made up the term Jorts so you can't really judge legwear nomenclature too much.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Caesar Saladin posted:

trousers is a normal word, its not even a weird one. I mean you guys made up the term Jorts so you can't really judge legwear nomenclature too much.

Nah

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Caesar Saladin posted:

trousers is a normal word, its not even a weird one. I mean you guys made up the term Jorts so you can't really judge legwear nomenclature too much.

Literally no one says trousers anymore if they're under 80 years-old.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I have to wear a suit daily and the word trousers is often said in the wild

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

english people won't shut up about the things

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

english people won't shut up about the things

It’s horrible

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
And the pants are even worse!

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

numberoneposter posted:

Never.
Wash.
Your.
Jeans.

That's just gross.

My jeans are cheap. I wash them every time they are worn. They're still in good shape long after I've grown too fat for them.
I don't particularly care what the "proper" way to care for them is if that way is "wear gross dirty clothes".

Enjoy your filthy icky pantaloons, I guess.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Space Race Riot posted:

Mine always go at the knees. Feel free to suggest reasons why. Talk about a softball there. All my favorite jeans have gotten the knee blowouts when the threads get bare.

The dick sucking factory doesn't pay you a clothing allowance for buying kneepads? Must be a non-union shop.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
I like Uniqlo slim fit. They're soft and comfortable. They also make weird stretchy jeans if you're particularly fat.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Monday_ posted:

I like Uniqlo slim fit. They're soft and comfortable. They also make weird stretchy jeans if you're particularly fat.

mine felt a bit too much like leggings and not enough like jeans so i never got much wear out of them, but they look nice and are comfortable enough

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
When you see Karen in those mom jeans....drat!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Do it ironically posted:

When you see Karen in those mom jeans....drat!

I’d like to speak with her manager! Va-va voom!
*tugs collar, eyes bulge*

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

numberoneposter posted:

Never.
Wash.
Your.
Jeans.

Purge the unclean jeans

unknown butthole
Jan 2, 2020

The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on
they aren't really jeans without a twenty dollar bill in the pocket

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

you can still wash your denim trousers, but really wash them way less than your other trousers and they'll look really nice and feel really nice. Its fine if you don't wanna stink them up but nobody should be actively actively dadding up their denim trousers with too many washes.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Wash your jeans sometimes

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'm going to snatch up a few of those deep freezes from all the defunct cryotherapy pop-ups and open a jean deep freezing cleaning service.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Thinkin' about buying some new 501's for a while but those cut-out jeans in the op are giving me pause...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hardawn posted:

I'm going to snatch up a few of those deep freezes from all the defunct cryotherapy pop-ups and open a jean deep freezing cleaning service.
i put a pair of stinky nikes in the freezer once and forgot about them until i cleaned it out like 2+ years later lol

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jan 10, 2020

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

numberoneposter posted:

i put a pair of nikes in the freezer once and forgot about them until i cleaned it out like 2+ years later lol

did you put them on while they were still cold for a bit of the old frostyfoot?

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