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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Wicker Man posted:

Helps a lot when you :420:

I've noticed whenever I drink water while high I feel even more stoned, which I suspect is my body rewarding me with extra endorphins for not being a dried out husk momentarily.

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Borrowed Ladder posted:

People who carry around those giant neon jugs of water with the stupid straw, and they bring them to meetings, really cheese me off. There's more to weightloss, you know!

The secret is that you can ignore a question when asked by drinking out of the water bottle. Or get a couple seconds more to come up with an excuse for why you haven't done something.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Yeah I drank a lot of water bro, but I can't produce more pee until I construct additional pylons

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Metaline posted:

The 6-8 glasses a day thing is based off of old and extremely outdated medical texts. Drinking water (or any other liquid!) when you feel like you need it is all your body actually needs, barring medical conditions. Even alcohol!

This is the answer. There is no reason to drink beyond how thirsty you feel, and doing so ranges from pointless to dangerous, no matter what the mommy blogs are telling you. Even (and especially) while excising. No one needs litres and litres of water per day unless you have a medical problem.

Short article - https://wolterskluwer.com/company/newsroom/news/2015/06/drink-when-thirsty-to-avoid-fatal-drops-in-blood-sodium-levels-during-exercise.html

Long podcast version - https://maximumfun.org/episodes/adam-ruins-everything/adam-ruins-everything-episode-8-hydration-and-hyponatremia-tamara-hew-butler/

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
I got one of those bottles for christmas, but I lost it, so I cant drink water anymore.

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
who come we don't have drinking fountains on city streets anymore?

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

roarpower posted:

who come we don't have drinking fountains on city streets anymore?

Them got took down back with the phone booths

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

roarpower posted:

who come we don't have drinking fountains on city streets anymore?

Big Water didn't like cities cutting into their profits, so they spread some money around so Parks And Rec would take care of the situation.

I have one of those hydro flasks, and I only fill it with the purest of purified angel tears. Which is what, I'm told, comes out of my kitchen tap.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Colonel Cancer posted:

If you work up your immunity by drinking water in small amounts all the time, you can't drown!

That's why waterboarding is so good for you. It's like a drowning shot - a vaccine against death by water.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
im suicidal so i drink lots in hoping it kills me

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/09/150929070226.htm

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
You guys ever tried Fiji water

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I drink and pee plenty op.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

serious norman posted:

I drink and pee plenty op.

Prove it

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
i drink piss

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

yikes! posted:

i get most of my water from beer

Beaten

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

Them got took down back with the phone booths


Genesplicer posted:

Big Water didn't like cities cutting into their profits, so they spread some money around so Parks And Rec would take care of the situation.

I have one of those hydro flasks, and I only fill it with the purest of purified angel tears. Which is what, I'm told, comes out of my kitchen tap.

I would like to thank you both for not making fun of me for making a typo.

pork steaks
May 30, 2017

a lovely boy
I've been trying to drink more water lately. That reminds me I need to refill my glass.

grill youre saelf
Jan 22, 2006

The only thing I drink while I work: 4 shots of espresso in a 32 ounce cup with some ice on the bottom. Then I fill with tap water. I will do this 2-3 times a day while I work. Does that count as being hydrated!?!?!?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

I always try to drink more water but then i piss so much and people are like, "Well you should be pissing a lot" and fine ok. but i can't spend half my day walking to or from the bathroom and blasting various bathrooms with oceans of piss. i have poo poo to do i can't just be constantly pissing like that. it's not natural.

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


grill youre saelf posted:

The only thing I drink while I work: 4 shots of espresso in a 32 ounce cup with some ice on the bottom. Then I fill with tap water. I will do this 2-3 times a day while I work. Does that count as being hydrated!?!?!?

Yes.

Guess what else hydrates you. Most foods!

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice
No but I’m trying. I had this major health scare , saw a couple specialists due to dizziness and it turns out I was just dehydrated. I drink a lot of water but my guess is increased exercise, real moderate exercise, was enough to slowly put me in the red.

E- yeah the constant pissing gets old

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


This thread is about water not ur meat

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

This thread is about water not ur meat

Lame and limp as an 80 year old mods dingaling

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Burt Sexual posted:

Lame and limp as an 80 year old mods dingaling

Don't poo poo on Genesplicer like that.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Resting Lich Face posted:

Don't poo poo on Genesplicer like that.

You clearly don’t know gene

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I need to hydrate better I'm good about it in the morning but like after lunch I stop drinking water even thought I should continue but I'm just not really thirsty but sometimes I will drink a Mello Yello with peach and raspberry out of the magic soda machine because it tastes real good and I need caffeine

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Burt Sexual posted:

You clearly don’t know gene

I know enough.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
I try to stay away from ‘fool’s vodka’ as much as possible. I find it, quite simply, incredibly boring.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

NEVER!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

I drink a lot of water, probably at least 1 gallon per day. Is that enough? I weigh 205 and am 30
Wtf is a gallon I use metric and you weigh 205 of what? You are 30? 30 of what?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

I refill a Contigo bottle three times a day. 24oz x3.

I dunno how much I’m meant to drink but I drink that much

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Borrowed Ladder posted:

People who carry around those giant neon jugs of water with the stupid straw, and they bring them to meetings, really cheese me off. There's more to weightloss, you know!

Lol soz hard

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I try to. Some days are better than others.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
lmao, bathrooms. embrace the recreational diaper lifestyle.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
I pee so clear and fresh that Evian want to put a bottling plant on my dick.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

numberoneposter posted:

Wtf is a gallon I use metric and you weigh 205 of what? You are 30? 30 of what?

30 stone

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Your drinking water all wrong you gotta boof that poo poo. Absorbs much better

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
gently caress water, i dont want to drink the poo poo jesus has been putting his dirty feet on

Serjeant Snubbin
Feb 1, 2002

Pillbug

This bears repeating.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I bet some on you chew the ice after finishing your water

Cut that poo poo out you psychopaths

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