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Sometimes you can’t gulp it down fast enough and your stomach is full and you just wanna hold it in like a beef casserole but you wanna gulp more so you puke it up and suck on the piss because it’s not coming out fast enough. 
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Jan 9, 2020 11:37
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I've drank quite a bit of piss and I can tell you it is a vast cornucopia. Piss kinda tastes how it smells so the best kind tastes like sweaty vagina; thanks for coming to my Ted Talk!
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Jan 9, 2020 15:22
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Gay Weed Dad posted:I've drank quite a bit of piss and I can tell you it is a vast cornucopia. Piss kinda tastes how it smells so the best kind tastes like sweaty vagina; thanks for coming to my Ted Talk! have you tried non drunk person piss? i never have!
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Jan 9, 2020 15:55
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lol i remember the goon who posted that they'd tried being a human toilet in the r kelly thread
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Jan 9, 2020 16:09
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Jose posted:lol i remember the goon who posted that they'd tried being a human toilet in the r kelly thread just bringing it up like it was a normal thing
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Jan 9, 2020 16:24
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I do it the right way, with a twisty straw in my dick hole that I can take a sip from any time.
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Jan 9, 2020 20:56
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hemale in pain posted:have you tried non drunk person piss? i never have! Yeah, but only when drunk myself so I suppose it's hard to have a baseline  bloom posted:Sounds unfair to women tbh. Are we gonna have to cancel the pee drinker community for misogyny? A thread like this always separates the wheat from the chaff; it's called a Sheewee, get with the times!
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Jan 9, 2020 21:13
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Mnoba posted:ya i wasn't aware this was thing and i grilled some bacon covered asparagus and got drunk and ate it all. jesus that was horrid it turns out the asparagus thing is two genetic traits, the stink and smelling it after extensive piss testing I found out I lack the ability to smell asparagus piss but do generate it attached are some graphs I have prepared https://udel.edu/~mcdonald/mythasparagusurine.html
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Jan 9, 2020 21:49
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Coolness Averted posted:it turns out the asparagus thing is two genetic traits, the stink and smelling it what the gently caress??
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Jan 9, 2020 21:55
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Jose posted:lol i remember the goon who posted that they'd tried being a human toilet in the r kelly thread 
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Jan 9, 2020 21:56
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Jose posted:lol i remember the goon who posted that they'd tried being a human toilet in the r kelly thread was that the dude who got the toilet lord AV?
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Jan 9, 2020 21:58
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What’s it mean when a piss drinker says that they’re going to “Balrog some piss”?
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Jan 9, 2020 22:02
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Coolness Averted posted:was that the dude who got the toilet lord AV? this one, since I can't edit in a picture edit: lol hoisted by my own pisstard Coolness Averted fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Jan 10, 2020 |
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Jan 9, 2020 22:02
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e:WHOA, way wrong thread, my bad!
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Dec 19, 2020 19:42
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yo toilet lord are you still, ah, taking applications or?
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Dec 19, 2020 20:04
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If drinking a warm pint of piss is wrong I don’t want to be right
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Dec 19, 2020 20:07
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That reminds me of a storyquote:In Jay Johnstone’s book “Temporary Insanity,” the ballplayer related how he was asked to provide a urine sample for a team physical but filled the bottle with apple juice, instead. Also just found out Jay Johnstone died of covid in September. 
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Dec 19, 2020 20:25
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Jose posted:lol i remember the goon who posted that they'd tried being a human toilet in the r kelly thread haha, I'd forgotten that one. goon was so non-chalant... just chatting in a thread, "I've done the human toilet thing..." and continues their discourse. Like saying they just went to Baskin Robins to get an ice cream. Everyone else was "wtf did you just post?" I'm having a good laugh for a second time, so thanks for the reminder! Edit: that chart is terrifying. If your pee is orange to almost brown, drink some drat water. Internetjack fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Dec 19, 2020 |
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Dec 19, 2020 20:47
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I drank my wife’s pee accidentally once. She was the road, no rest stops, had to go, so she pissed into a Dunkin cup. Left it in the console. I drive the car the next day, was thirsty, thought, “Oh, here’s an iced tea from Dunkin. “ Took a big ole swig; would not recommend.
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Dec 19, 2020 21:23
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This peaked my interest and now I'd like to join in but then again lurking for years only to charge into the got dang piss drinking thread, I dont know. So nevermind ok byee
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Dec 19, 2020 22:59
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DamnCanadian posted:I drank my wife’s pee accidentally once. She was the road, no rest stops, had to go, so she pissed into a Dunkin cup. Left it in the console. I drive the car the next day, was thirsty, thought, “Oh, here’s an iced tea from Dunkin. “ Took a big ole swig; would not recommend.
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Dec 19, 2020 23:25
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DamnCanadian posted:I drank my wife’s pee accidentally once. She was the road, no rest stops, had to go, so she pissed into a Dunkin cup. Left it in the console. I drive the car the next day, was thirsty, thought, “Oh, here’s an iced tea from Dunkin. “ Took a big ole swig; would not recommend. One time I pissed in a fast food cup while driving and stuck it in a cupholder next to an identical cup I was still drinking from. You'll never guess what happened a few hours later.
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Dec 19, 2020 23:27
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Kawasaki Nun posted:How do you accidentally taste two different types of animal urine? I'm guessing there was some pee residue left around the fur of the two different types of animal dicks he was sucking.
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Dec 19, 2020 23:50
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I bet there are grades of pee, like anything else, and piss drinkers like the OP are connoisseurs of what makes a high quality piss. Would a supermodel have the best piss or a Buddhist monk? Im sure there’s a black market for pee too which makes me wonder: how can I get in on selling my pee there? I have brown eyes and hairy feet. Won’t somebody buy the piss of a brown-eyed hairy footed man?
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Dec 20, 2020 00:48
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Poop has the perfect macronutrient ratio for weight lifting.
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Dec 20, 2020 01:16
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eat a big bowl of poop and get yoked.
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Dec 20, 2020 01:17
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Kawasaki Nun posted:How do you accidentally taste two different types of animal urine? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO8V72pDw1o&t=190s
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Dec 20, 2020 01:18
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bloom posted:Sounds unfair to women tbh. Are we gonna have to cancel the pee drinker community for misogyny? The hilarious thing about this is you can just cook the mushrooms.
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Dec 20, 2020 01:24
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:I knew a meth addict that was so desperate they drank their pee trying to get one last high out of it. I'm not sure if that actually works or not. meth pee is a thing
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Dec 20, 2020 01:30
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gently caress yeah piss gets me so hot I can’t even fuckin stand it.
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Dec 20, 2020 02:01
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your piss can tell you a lot about your health. if it's sweet, you have diabetes. if it's syrupy, you're dehydrated. if there's suddenly a foul new taste or smell you might have a urinary tract infection. drinking piss could save your life!
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Dec 20, 2020 02:13
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poverty goat posted:your piss can tell you a lot about your health. if it's sweet, you have diabetes. if it's syrupy, you're dehydrated. if there's suddenly a foul new taste or smell you might have a urinary tract infection. drinking piss could save your life! You can drink my piss and and tell me whats wrong You’d be a hero
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Dec 20, 2020 02:24
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Piss is just woman cum
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Dec 20, 2020 02:27
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Nah that can't be right, piss is stored in the balls
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Dec 20, 2020 02:38
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I think it is bad for you to drink pee I think you are not supposed to do it
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Dec 20, 2020 02:56
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Les Os posted:I bet there are grades of pee, like anything else, and piss drinkers like the OP are connoisseurs of what makes a high quality piss. Would a supermodel have the best piss or a Buddhist monk? Im sure there’s a black market for pee too which makes me wonder: how can I get in on selling my pee there? I have brown eyes and hairy feet. Won’t somebody buy the piss of a brown-eyed hairy footed man? For a few mil I'm sure the Mercer's pee-guy would share his esoteric knowledge with you.
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Dec 20, 2020 04:05
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GAYIDS posted:I think it is bad for you to drink pee I think you are not supposed to do it Wow, mods????
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Les Os posted:I bet there are grades of pee, like anything else, and piss drinkers like the OP are connoisseurs of what makes a high quality piss. Would a supermodel have the best piss or a Buddhist monk? Im sure there’s a black market for pee too which makes me wonder: how can I get in on selling my pee there? I have brown eyes and hairy feet. Won’t somebody buy the piss of a brown-eyed hairy footed man? Hmmm yeah this supermodel piss has acrid, grapey overtones with a cider-like bite and bitter finish, but this stout, chubby girls piss tastes like an earthy sweet chicken broth with a hint of tanginess. I can’t decide which I like better, I will need more samples, this could take a while. 
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