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2 penny bottle imp
Jun 11, 2008

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SCUMMER

Noblesse Obliged posted:

gently caress they’re going to nail him with 6 degree murder

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Weird thread, op probed. Read all, voted 5.

dads_work_files
May 14, 2008

important_document.avi

Ten years ago Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were found dead and mutilated with their balls cut off

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Bust Rodd posted:

Well who the gently caress is it supposed to be about, her dead rear end son? He’s dead, she’s the one who has to deal with it. LoL your boss is a catty rear end in a top hat.

I think they meant that the boss went into the details, not that the mom did

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

lol

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

quote:

Investigators found his car at a Dollar General parking lot and later tracked his last known location to Latunski’s house in Shiawassee County, according to the reports.

hello do you have anything i could disintegrate a corpse with for less than ten dollars?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Jesus like why would you pick this guy of all the guys that I assume are on grindr?



Not all of us can get Brad Pitt look alikes to suck us off in the dollar general parking lot buddy

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

dads_work_files posted:

Ten years ago Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were found dead and mutilated with their balls cut off

I miss myspace.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Jesus like why would you pick this guy of all the guys that I assume are on grindr?



I'd let him eat my balls if you get my drift

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

michigan man is the new florida man

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

six degrees of separation (of my balls)

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Son of Rodney posted:

Imagine being a cannibal on grindr and finding a guy named bacon.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I bet the real Kevin bacon could walk in just about any restaurant and get free bacon. :jerky:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Son of Rodney posted:

Imagine being a cannibal on grindr and finding a guy named bacon.

Lol

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Son of Rodney posted:

Imagine being a cannibal on grindr and finding a guy named bacon.

It was meant to be

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Hell Yeah posted:

michigan man is the new florida man

:ughh:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Looooool that's so effed up I yell at the thread as I pass kidney stones through my watery eyes

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Colonel Cancer posted:

gently caress if you can't trust a stranger on Grindr not to kill you who can you trust!?!!?

a stranger on Scruff

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cubone posted:

a stranger on Scruff

Scruff has higher standards and fewer dick pics but no fewer old men telling me how nice my lips look

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Scruff has higher standards and fewer dick pics but no fewer old men telling me how nice my lips look
dang those must be some nice lips


I've gotten some weird compliments but never lips
that has just not ever been a part of my world

e: I'm not flirting, it's just impressive

Cubone fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jan 10, 2020

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cubone posted:

dang those must be some nice lips


I've gotten some weird compliments but never lips
that has just not ever been a part of my world

I got Tom Hardy lips lol

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Have the police asked the guy what balls taste like?

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Sunswipe posted:

Have the police asked the guy what balls taste like?

Yeah but it's for them to know and for you to find out!

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

It sucks that gay men have to share their dating app with the serial killers.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I guess he'll never get head from a major corporation.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Latunski


Latunski and his ex? husband.

Caption Yaypants
Jun 12, 2013

Sunswipe posted:

Have the police asked the guy what balls taste like?

Pee

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
it seems the killer, in this case, is gay

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

dads_work_files posted:

Ten years ago Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were found dead and mutilated with their balls cut off

Don't forget that time Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf got eaten by badgers.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Mooey Cow posted:

Don't forget that time Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf got eaten by badgers.

???

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Jesus like why would you pick this guy of all the guys that I assume are on grindr?



This is the face you see before your doctor checks for lumps

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Noblesse Obliged posted:

gently caress they’re going to nail him with 6 degree murder

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Nooner posted:

Yeah so Mr t ate my balls

If he hadn't got em chewbacca would have.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I got Tom Hardy lips lol

same. i got a lot of poo poo in grade school 'fishlips' etc etc but gently caress you all ladies LIKE my giant mick jagger face worms

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
little guy with big problems

A Very Sexy Baby
Sep 25, 2007

I can't help it if men are attracted to me.
More guys with DSLs chat pls

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Jfc it's really true

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Colonel Cancer posted:

gently caress if you can't trust a stranger on Grindr not to kill you who can you trust!?!!?

You expect this kind of poo poo on Stabr

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1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Hahahahahahaha yes.

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