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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Szyznyk posted:

Santeria curse. You’ll need a wisewoman to reverse the effects.

I'll get the crystal ball!

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ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

op was the previous owner of your home a necromancer? you may have stumbled onto the remnants of a skeleton army.

naem
May 29, 2011

bondes

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

bird with big dick posted:

See if you can fit your penis into one of those crevices that should help identify this item

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

So uh...did you eat it op

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Labes for days posted:

So uh...did you eat it op

Wrong hole fool

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Sorry dude, I was in your neighborhood and walking past your house I had the sudden urge to pass a kidney stone. Thrashed my hog, but it looks like local fauna cleaned off all the blood, so no worries about transferring any of my bloodborne pathogens, there are many.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
teach me how to eat bone marrow OP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dick Bastardly posted:

teach me how to eat bone marrow OP

Find the bones in your dirt and eat them

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
can it truly be that simple? what have i been missing my whole life

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dick Bastardly posted:

can it truly be that simple? what have i been missing my whole life

I've been eating any bones I come across since I was able to use my hands

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I've been eating any bones I come across since I was able to use my hands

:yohoho:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I went to the national history museum and was pulverized by several speeding security men as I gnawed on a brontosaurus bone while greedily chomping and screaming about how it tasted just like granny's talcum

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


It's a turtle without its shell

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I went to the national history museum and was pulverized by several speeding security men as I gnawed on a brontosaurus bone while greedily chomping and screaming about how it tasted just like granny's talcum

i like the ridiculous batman villain vibes im getting from this

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dick Bastardly posted:

i like the ridiculous batman villain vibes im getting from this

It was a boner all things considered

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Looks like it's time to learn the words to "Dem Bones"

https://www.songsforteaching.com/folk/dembones.php

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLi55MV04a8

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Thinkin bout dem bones

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Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It was a boner all things considered


lol



Alice in Chains did it better

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