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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

link to the previous one that was closed by mods' ratline: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784826

my favorite goon saga is the nazi mods' spy ring

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

in a bizarre twist we are currently posting in the golden age of the forums that will be remembered for hundreds of years.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Saga where I hosed a sofa couch

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Lame thread OP

Patrocclesiastes
Apr 30, 2009

Rip SA greatest sagas thread, killed by sa's greatest saga lmao

Revitalized
Sep 13, 2007

A free custom title is a free custom title

Lipstick Apathy
that one goon who had a beehive on his swing set or something so he lit a bonfire under it

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Revitalized posted:

that one goon who had a beehive on his swing set or something so he lit a bonfire under it

this was hella badass

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Revitalized posted:

that one goon who had a beehive on his swing set or something so he lit a bonfire under it

That loving owned RIP waffleimages

wit
Jul 26, 2011
Can we veto 50 pages of doobie and just get to groverhaus?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
The goon for blew his fingat off in a thread about pooping on a GameCube or something

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Terminal velocity zipline guy now and forever

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
keyboard goop

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
wayne gretzky's balls

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
tcc and joose; a tragicomedy

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
The goon who pretended to be a cat because he had a boner.

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
groverhaus

wit
Jul 26, 2011
What was that weird drug people were helpfully dosing until they ended up in completely batshit situations?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Bruiser's absurd backyard waterslide

He might have written forums fiction on his other accounts, but the photos of that loving waterslide is how I found this place

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

OMFG FURRY posted:

keyboard goop

Okay this was probably the best for the insane escalation of "huh, this is weird" to "OH WHAT THE gently caress"

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


Nooner posted:

The goon for blew his fingat off in a thread about pooping on a GameCube or something

That thread was already crazy before the fingat got blown off. iirc there was the aforementioned GameCube and I'm pretty sure there was also some kind of goat based ritual or sacrifice or something. No goats were harmed but I definitely remember that being a highlight until the fingat blew it way out of the water.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



wit posted:

Can we veto 50 pages of doobie and just get to groverhaus?

How dare you.

How.

Dare.

You.

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

wit posted:

What was that weird drug people were helpfully dosing until they ended up in completely batshit situations?

phenazepam

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
heres a pastebin of all the craziest phenazepam (joose) posts: https://pastebin.com/DNxe1302

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Wayne Gretzky posting his balls all over the forums

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Gone Fashing posted:

heres a pastebin of all the craziest phenazepam (joose) posts: https://pastebin.com/DNxe1302

quote:

I don't know where that line is between being less anxious and being poo poo faced to where you break things and order huge TVs and end up sleeping naked outside.


I'm gonna find out, dosing 6mg now.
I forgot how good this was. Thank you.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
That guy who was going to walk across America but then he almost died going on a short walk through a park where people bring their kids and had to be rescued by a park ranger.

That other guy who lost an arm, got a big cash settlement and then proceeded the blow the whole thing on a ridiculously expensive car.

Goon Love Is the Best Love.

Flask fucker.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



'New' Mods-Knew pt 2: Mods Knew-er

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

CPL593H posted:

That other guy who lost an arm, got a big cash settlement and then proceeded the blow the whole thing on a ridiculously expensive car.

Amissing"somethingorother" I think, the dude had a huge panther tattooed on his back and after the accident someone photoshopped the front leg of the panther off which was insanely funny

And yeah he lost his right arm in a motorcycle accident after buying like 1000cc bike having no experience riding one against everyone's advice and then immediately wrecked it and used the insuranceoney to buy a sports car that was stick

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
the trad games mod getting put on blast

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

The dude with the crazy meth roommate. He had this rig where he used a remote control car to get into his portion of the apartment as he had barred his door from the inside.

One day things come to a head and he ventures into the shared space that had been previous claimed by the psycho one. He finds bags of poo poo everywhere and the roommate playing saxophone in his bathtub, only the bathtub has been turned into "poo poo lasagna". The roommate had been making GBS threads into the tub and then covering it with newspaper making a layercake of filth and newsprint. He finds the guy in the poo poo tub, covered in poo poo, playing the poo poo saxophone.

That was a tale if someone has the link I'll be your very best friend forever.

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
That was Martin random: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1353420

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Revitalized posted:

that one goon who had a beehive on his swing set or something so he lit a bonfire under it

Turns out I still had one of the pics on an old hard drive.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019


bless your heart. I forgot about the tarantulas

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

pet island poster casually talking about emotionlessly beating 100s of feral dogs to death with a claw hammer saga

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
those two posters that found some hidden forum that was usable so they used it to talk to each other and write weird love notes and stuff

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Nooner posted:

Amissing"somethingorother" I think, the dude had a huge panther tattooed on his back and after the accident someone photoshopped the front leg of the panther off which was insanely funny

And yeah he lost his right arm in a motorcycle accident after buying like 1000cc bike having no experience riding one against everyone's advice and then immediately wrecked it and used the insuranceoney to buy a sports car that was stick

His username was abunchofnumbers and that guy ruled

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
The dude from the anonymous confessions thread who was slowly but surely Hypno-seduced by his own therapist and disappeared to Russia

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

Gone Fashing posted:

those two posters that found some hidden forum that was usable so they used it to talk to each other and write weird love notes and stuff

and one of them was underage

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oL-D675Y7M

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Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Bust Rodd posted:

The dude from the anonymous confessions thread who was slowly but surely Hypno-seduced by his own therapist and disappeared to Russia
Woah! Wat?

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