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Gone Fashing posted:those two posters that found some hidden forum that was usable so they used it to talk to each other and write weird love notes and stuff the lovedump was pretty good lol
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My favorite will always be the goon who bought some garbage land in Hawaii and other goons decided to go down there to help him clear it out because they thought they could make it a paradise or something and the whole thing turned into a really lame Lord of the Flies.
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The goon who was going bankrupt cooking for hundreds of people at LARPing events on his own dime and referred to his kitchen as His Larder.
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There was one where some goon was mad at his neighbor and hosed with his power which blew up the neighbor's tv or something. He was asking the forums for help building the device he used and posted pictures setting it up and everything. I want to say some other goon reading the thread narced on him and the cops printer couldn't keep up with the thread as it was all unfolding lol
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my dog died im sad posted:The goon who was going bankrupt cooking for hundreds of people at LARPing events on his own dime and referred to his kitchen as His Larder. Lol. More deets please
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The goon who made his own submari- ok. Printer carrying goon, that was funny.
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my dog died im sad posted:The goon who was going bankrupt cooking for hundreds of people at LARPing events on his own dime and referred to his kitchen as His Larder. and he was also a massive furry
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serious norman posted:Lol. More deets please https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3723305
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Pawn 17 posted:There was one where some goon was mad at his neighbor and hosed with his power which blew up the neighbor's tv or something. He was asking the forums for help building the device he used and posted pictures setting it up and everything. Segakiller/atarikiller/son of atarikiller. He set it up on his cable line and it successfully blacked out his neighbor's TV. An abandoned house across the street burned down unrelatedly and goon/wannabe cop Key West reported the OP to the police for arson. Spoiler: The OP did not commit a crime. Thread here, needs archives: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1844470
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Thank you! M'larder.
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FYAD wunderkind twisty having to explain goatse to FBI/secret service agents
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hillary clinton orchestrated benghazi and killed a goon to protect her emails
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OMFG FURRY posted:FYAD wunderkind twisty having to explain goatse to FBI/secret service agents
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Saga of that goon that wont stop loving their couch. Also the saga of Costco hams, chickens, and dogs.
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Saga of that goon that wont stop loving their couch. whats this one
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Ma favorite sagas were: 1) the incredibly stupid "yummy mummy" thread where some goon decided it would be a good idea to share pictures of hot goon moms. It culminated with Samurai Asspirate sharing that he wanted to gently caress his stepmom, shared her pictures, and actually made some pathetic passes at her (like masturbating with open door and asking her if she wanted to "give him a hand" when she saw him). Not to be confused with the Microwave's mom saga. 2) nearly forgotten saga of some guy who posted an ad offsite that he was looking for simple manual work, like moving stuff. He was fat and looked like a goon. Some anti-religion rant was included in his ad. Three goons decided to troll him for some reason, pretending to be 1) single woman who owned a cat (that the guy immediatelly tried to flirt with), 2) a priest that needed to move some crosses, 3) somebody organizing a fetish party in need of waiters. The third goon managed to solicit a dick pic from the guy and the thread was closed after somebody doxxed him, finding some embarrasing high school video of him and his friends on youtube. The thread was moving incredibly fast and it was really funny at the time. Unthinkable now of course. I wonder who else remembers this one. Captain Jesus fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Jan 9, 2020 |
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Well, Costco sells these aged spanish hams you see. Goons love em. They say they buy them for parties but we all know they eat an entire ham by themselves
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Captain Jesus posted:Ma favorite sagas were: haha what on earth
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Lazyhound posted:In what context? lf trolling, pretty sure it was why it got closed the first time
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Grammarchist posted:Turns out I still had one of the pics on an old hard drive. Haha I remember the running away part in the photo
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I enjoyed the goon who came asking for budget help due to having a baby soon and ended up revealing she and her husband would spend like half their monthly income on Star Wars collectables. Crazy ideas abound from her similar to zaurg threads but hers included fun cooking adventures as she declared her husband was allergic to most fresh fruits and vegetables, and that they didn't have time to cook ergo they must subsist on fast food only.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:does Caro count as a saga? Caro should be a Netflix documentary.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:does Caro count as a saga? Caro is even infamous off-site so he definitely counts
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Also I remember some guy who decided his gimmick would be that he'd play devil's advocate and defend loving anything and everything. Don't remember his username but he had a red text av for defending incest at least once if not more, and I'm pretty sure he ended up getting perma'd for defending pedophilia. Mostly just remember because he'd post all over the drat place.
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Nooner posted:That loving owned RIP waffleimages I got the entire OP saved along with all the pictures on my old hard drive. I'll see if I can upload the pics somewhere once I'm home. My favorite saga was the borderline illiterate student and her Goon teacher who shared her creative writing assignments. Kartoosh-face and Throwing Bacon At Me are seared into my brain.
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CubanMissile posted:Caro should be a Netflix documentary. I think NPR had interviewed him in Libya and made him sound somewhat noble, then goons blasted them with links to the thread and he was more or less radioactive to the news folks from that point on.
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Gone Fashing posted:those two posters that found some hidden forum that was usable so they used it to talk to each other and write weird love notes and stuff One of them was underage in a shocking turn if events Brother Jonathan melting down over pictures of Bill Cosby in the meme thread that led to his demodding. Before everyone knew bill was a huge rapist
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Revitalized posted:that one goon who had a beehive on his swing set or something so he lit a bonfire under it Pretty good
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The_Continental posted:The dude with the crazy meth roommate. He had this rig where he used a remote control car to get into his portion of the apartment as he had barred his door from the inside.
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Zane posted:i never quite bought this one. martin random made lots of funny made up threads over the years and then was banned after posting in detail about obtaining a gun and learning to shoot people when it turned out he had a restraining order on someone
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Jose posted:martin random made lots of funny made up threads over the years and then was banned after posting in detail about obtaining a gun and learning to shoot people when it turned out he had a restraining order on someone It's on his Rap Sheet. It's also a gun that is very small and fits into the palm of your hand. He said "it suits his needs perfectly."
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Micromancer, the sultriest of gun goons
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In 07 there was a massive thread in GBS I think of goons making pixel art out of bindeez. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindeez Turned out that the manufacturers cut some corners and used a chemical in the things that metabolised into GHB if swallowed. Goons then proceeded to buy even more packs of bindeez. Also, in recent times, the Caredresser Saga.
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Fuckface the Hedgehog posted:In 07 there was a massive thread in GBS I think of goons making pixel art out of bindeez. I remember Bindeez. Didn't realise that though. What is the Caredresser though? Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Jan 9, 2020 |
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Neophyte posted:Micromancer, the sultriest of gun goons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEvwTqAeGgE
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powerful energy from being both bald and having long hair imo
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Jose posted:One of them was underage in a shocking turn if events How many mods/admins have had proper meltdowns? Mayor Wilkins lost it, posted nudes of his girlfriend (I think) and got banned. "Take a break from the forums and come back when you're less crazy and dramatic and nutty, if that ever happens." -Lowtax Who else?
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