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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

can't believe someone cropped out the timestamp on that screenshot and, for some reason, edited it to be the wrong colour.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2020 11:12

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 06:10

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

i'm interested in the doom house

# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 07:39

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I just find it hard to believe someone wasn't joking when they claimed to have a minor in instrumental sharkanetics.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 01:59

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Sid Vicious posted:

lmao it already went through sorry

real smooth move

# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 04:23

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Sid Vicious posted:

Like a shark

only in one direction

# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 04:28

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Ariong posted:

EDIT2: What's tragic about this one is that this person was banned through the admin panel so I can't see what they ended up getting banned for. They have plenty of posts after this in that thread though, so apparently this didn't do it!

if it helps they probably weren't banned at the time in that thread because i think at that point they were still modding the forum.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 04:45

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Tashilicious posted:

people still defend that one anime about the twelve year old who draws hentai and wants to gently caress her brother.

"that one anime"

# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 09:19

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Pick posted:

Oh yeah, let's ban everyone who enjoys weird porn, that'll leave users remaining.

please don't practice asexual erasure.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 04:21

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The Secret.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 06:50

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

why does the reptilian have human pupils

i mean other than the fact that reptilians have always been a paper-thin cover for anti-semitism.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2020 02:41

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

that does make more sense than prioritising being able to close your mouth, chew, or even bite food.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2020 02:51

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Weird that you seem invested in people not calling out posters so soon after the end of your probation for saying that calling you out as Guy Mann by quoting your avatar is tantamount to deadnaming.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 02:19

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I just heat up some water and make Nescafe. The Taster's Choice French Blend is good, but the Clasico also works.

i only drink ethically sourced coffee. by which i mean the coffee that my workplace supplies for free.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 07:11

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

also three olives was 100% not a normal guy who just enjoyed owning an apartment and destroying the environment. he was the dickhead every hoa has that uses his position on it to punish people taking a shower at 1am after their shift work because he's a light sleeper and the pipes are slightly too loud. if he were a fragrance it would be called bourgeois.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 07:19

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Tashilicious posted:

Using they when unsure of gendering is perfectly fine.

I mean, certainly yes, but the post they are responding to also explicitly genders her.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2020 09:08

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

there's a charlie brown ava for noted banger hey ya?

# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 10:12

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

please don't deadname him into another weeklong probation

# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 08:33

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

You are correct and I apologise for my unnecessary use of the term.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 22:23

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Captain Hygiene posted:

Oh poo poo, the saga is coming from inside the thread again

this is clearly only drama, not yet a saga.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 02:00

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Moon Slayer posted:

lol

"For more information, please reread my posts."

what is the sound of one post answering

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 06:09

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

turn around and bend over.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 10:26

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

your honour i submit the defendant should be sentenced to a decade of gaslighting, abuse, and stalking because at some point during it she will become argumentative and abusive toward a store employee in a manner that is totally atypical for autistic people especially under stress.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 23:44

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

your honour i submit that the defendant should be sentenced to foreverial jail because didn't they draw pictures of them raping their friend and put it on the internet? do you know if they did? i don't know how court works your honour.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 00:19

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

case dismissed with prejudice.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 00:37

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

seems more like savage's thing

# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 01:14

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

he was too young to know what he was saying when he was saying people a decade younger than him knew enough to know what they're doing.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 09:00

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hey guys, please stop talking about how good at sex I am and how pleasurable and girthy my penis is. It's a little embarrassing.

I vaguely recall there was some trainwreck goon who on top of some other drama was very insistent about how difficult it was having a dick just too gosh darn large for his girlfriend to "handle".

# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 08:25

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

other than myself i mean

# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 08:25

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

i'm not owned i'm not owned i continue to wheeze as i impotently give the finger to my computer screen.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 23:19

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The guy who posted this later went on to make extremely long and unwatchable videos about how bad CinemaSins is.

he founded cinemasins??

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 21:39

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

[actress] isn't my girlfriend in this scene *ding*

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 22:32

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Trying way too hard. *ding*

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 22:37

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Okay, okay, I'll accept this burden. I will be the one who is Truly Mad Online.

you're only allowed to be mad about books.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 06:31

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

calm down

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 08:54

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

more like captainobvious

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 02:39

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The Will Amount To Nothing In Life thread is here - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3274923

There were a bunch of pictures and signs from one of Abe's patented hilarious mod challenges� but only the gooniest was chosen to become an avatar.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 03:34

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

small ghost posted:

I just wanna post the stupidest dinosaur names like velociraptor (speedy grabber) and allosaurus (other lizard) and apatosaurus (deceptive lizard).

i just want to hound people out of the forum for posting about dimetrodons and pterosaurs.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 21:27

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

pyf genetic dead end

# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 02:32

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Peanut Butler posted:

how can you forget, 'not the mama!'

god that show was so good, we used to go out of our way to be in front of the TV to watch that and The Simpsons as a family when I was little

dinosaurs the prehistoric puppet version of roseanne is not the same tv show as the cartoon dinosaucers about intelligent evolved saurians from planet-x fighting each other on earth to sell toys.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 03:57

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 06:10

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

i liked iguanadon because he's like a weaponised fonzi

# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 04:31

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