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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
5 posts per page is the rolling coal of forums browsing. so needlessly wasteful.

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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
wouldn't it be better if you venmoed your rear end to the moon? then you'd have cold rear end storage in the result of a run on the hot rear end market.









gently caress ugh okay sorry don't probe me i'll go to bed. sheesh.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Antivehicular posted:

I don't want to go too hard on defending EPW, and pseudo-incest erotica is gross as poo poo, but goons condemning EPW for writing completely imaginary porn and being 100% cool with darkpriest (who made live-action porn and was way creepier) in the same era was pretty clear-cut bias.

ox balls dot com (not work safe)

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

nankeen posted:

games is pretty unrewarding to troll, TFR has a population of people who might actually kill someone irl

the general advice thread had a string of posts talking about how people can learn to draw and fire faster. you know, so they can get better at killing people before they've actually processed who they're looking at.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
in my defense this was timely when i thought of it.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
hi buddy hope you're doing well, glad you stuck around instead of letting goons drive you off the site you helped make fun to hang out in.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
tv tropes fails the primary test of good criticism which is to focus on how something is about what it's about, not just what it's about. otherwise star wars and ice pirates are the same movie.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Tashilicious posted:

Lowtaxes divorce thread in gbs

tashy i don't see what the big deal is, could you spell it out in explicit detail as though we're all idiots and you're the only smart one.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
dunno, the comics thread was convinced that was what was happening to penny arcade when they started working with that robert dude or whoever and now they're the only ones in all of gaming making any money, so maybe she's onto something.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

btw, Outkast's "Hey Ya" is probably the best song of its decade

no it's weird shrill nonsense that only gained traction because of that Charlie Brown video and nobody in Outkast has ever had a healthy stable relationship

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Ghostlight posted:

You are correct and I apologise for my unnecessary use of the term.

thanks for making good on this, buddy

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Spinz posted:

Sorry its Christian Science actually

sorry but until they setup an international Child Rape Absolution Factory it's still catholicism by a country mile.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

xcheopis posted:

Taking a religious vow not to have sex with white women is a bit odd.

yeah but who else are straight white men going to marry?

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
there's a surprising number of "lolcows" like faye king or CWC which are actually basically collaborative writing projects involving one person donating pictures of themselves while other folks assist in generating content for it. i'm fairly certain the "tails got trolled" guy and i collaborated on one of these in the not too distant past.

edit- fetlife was a hotbed for these, especially the more outre ones. if you ever saw an account which had a few nonspecific photos of a shlumpy looking person accompanied by walls of text about being like the anime tulpa to a horses' pulsating rear end in a top hat, that was one of ours.

PHIZ KALIFA fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Feb 4, 2020

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
it's kind of wild in an "american accent is closer to traditional english than current british accents" sort of way but old SA was a feral bitch palace basically indistinguishable from current day KF or 4chan, it's just that everyone who stuck around figured out how to socialize, while everyone too embittered on their own ugliness to get along began pidgeonholing themselves into smaller and smaller communities of indistinguishable miserable turd-goblins.

to them, we're the normies.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
for sale, baby MadKatz, never used

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Telsa Cola posted:

Haha seriously?

yeah, goons were touching the poop, posting photos from his website and such.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
ugly in the morning, paging dr ugly in the morning, i made a new worst thing iv'e ever said: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3914849&pagenumber=1#post502620413

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
okay, okay. i will invest in a handle of everclear and go tell CSPAM what i think of them.

i just want you all to know, if i get banned in doing this, it will have to have been a pleasure for to have being posted with you.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

The forums have lost their magic ever since Bum the Sad quit getting "being Bum the Sad" as reason for his probes and bans

requesting this hobby be applied to me when i inevitably get probed again in 3-6 days

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
let he who has lived without cocaine inspired child orgy call the first "hack."

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Ugly In The Morning posted:

PHIZ is one of the few goons I’ve met IRL ages ago, back when LAN had active threads that weren’t NYC, and they’re hilarious offline too.

Still waiting for another good quote to red text them with.

B) we gotta get gyros again sometime soon

Pastry of the Year posted:

:emptyquote:

Phiz is funny and good (to me) and I wish he'd (she'd?) stop gettin' into hot water because that cuts off the flow of posts.

i have never encountered a situation i didn't enjoy exacerbating to my own detriment. brb gotta change a diaper.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
the best hot dog beer is a warm Narragansett chugged rectally from a beer bong

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

amenbrotep posted:

it's one of the funniest threads in sa history imo. good palate cleanser after the creepy mine craft guy

holy poo poo. holy poo poo i knew that name was familiar. You won't beleive what happens next.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
this user has only one review, and it's this one: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Kelkador/recommended/321060/

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
SWAP.avi

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
worth noting that the renaissance was largely a product of that totally above-board and reliable organization you might know as The Catholic Church, famous for having unimpeachible motivations for gazing at a child's rear end.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

goatsestretchgoals posted:

This is why you were the best admin.

God help Cyrano, he was good and cool before he got a red star.

cyrano is the reincarnated form of a monk who won Miss Cloister 1664, sent to earth to admonish those who fail to properly reshelve rare manuscripts.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
and, that. . . that's good, that's a good thing to be.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
moon slayer what's it like knowing that you can never kill the moon because i already did so

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
- hop
- eat seeed
- peck at dir

#justbirdthings

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

truth. she also leads the charge on #feetsfriday which is a lovely distraction full of kitty peets and weird bird talons

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Given the unofficial Avshalom approach for years has been "let her post until she misbehaves," as it is for most goons, the admins chatted and decided there was no reason not to make that approach official. The permaban was typically invoked only when she'd made a post she would have been banned for anyway, so we felt that lifting it would effectively change nothing. Conversely, we could think of no compelling reasons to keep it in place.

(i nod and slowly lock eyes with the Ask/Tell mods, conveniently offscreen) Oh Word? Good To Know Thanks For The Update.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

ChubbyChecker posted:

Those white Berniebros are the most toxic posters on this site, and if they don't rereg it will be like a breath of fresh air to this comedy forum.

reread this post in a Hedonism Bot voice, lols upon lols

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
thanks for caring, it's been handled

PHIZ KALIFA fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Apr 9, 2020

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
considering i'm a hermit crab and already do that, is there a different thing i could try?

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Desert Bus posted:

Have you tried the "Message" button under her posts? That's my normal go-to when I want to message a fellow goon.

i just assumed she lost it due to getting Multiple Bans.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
the name crumpet (anglicization of the french Crumpette) means "little crump" and implies the existence of a larger, unified Crumpus.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
I tried journeying to the wilds of France in search of it myself, but I was waylaid by savage natives and had to abort my journey. Now I run the Royal Antequarian Crumpodlean Society, assisting younger adventurers in the logistics and financing of their journeys. No success yet, but we issue a quarterly magazine summarizing our findings.

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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
(i frown so hard the wax tips of my moustache droop) sacre bleu. . . .

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