SA's Greatest Sagas: Start reading on page 302 (turt)

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Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Ravens are awesome. I always love seeing them hop around, watching people or messing with each other. Probably some of the coolest animals around.

bad collision geometry on that 2nd pic

# ¿ Apr 2, 2020 01:56

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 13:16

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

22 Eargesplitten posted:

No joke I remember someone coming in and yelling at a poster for saying tranny. They obviously had just been searching the forums and going in and yelling about it without reading the thread. It wasn�t even a joke poster, just some weirdo making a forums crusade against any use of the word.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 03:47

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Pick posted:

Announcement: crabs

well, go to the doctor and get them treated

# ¿ Apr 25, 2020 08:15

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Remember when abe had goons date each other? Now that we're 30, anyone wanna cop to marrying their GLITBL date?

I'm straight, I don't date GLITBL people

# ¿ Apr 25, 2020 08:24

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

The Saddest Rhino posted:

weapon brown guy

Is this a new racist term

# ¿ Apr 28, 2020 04:48

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

pentyne posted:

when I'm in public and I see children approaching me I tense up ... (I'm going to molest them) ... never done anything wrong. What? My sister is struggling and needs help so I offer to spends hours and days alone with the child"

A shocking revelation from community leader pentyne

# ¿ May 5, 2020 03:13

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Ghostlight posted:

really disgusting how nobody talks about black people's appropriation of what we all know to be a cultural touchstone of white people, *checks notes* having rhythm, which can be seen especially displayed in their *checks notes* religious traditions such as in the *checks notes* call and response singing associated with christian gospel churches that the *checks notes* extremely cosmopolitan and religiously tolerant nations of new spain, new france, and new england allowed them to come here and found.

There's definitely no history of forced conversion in Islam either, just ask the Sikh

# ¿ May 5, 2020 05:15

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Ghostlight posted:

the ottoman empire formed what would we come to recognise as the first modern standing army. the bulk of its membership was composed of slave children from controlled christian territories who were forcibly converted to islam.

also islam is for some reason a singular and monolithic faith with no deviation because of its early establishment of ongoing scholarly interpretation and dialogue with its foundational texts while christianity is a multi-vocal and faceted faith because the catholic church couldn't stop people reading the one book with all the answers.

Yes, there's a reason Sikh carry those knives

# ¿ May 5, 2020 05:36

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

bell jar posted:

For shaving

Well they need to take lessons

# ¿ May 5, 2020 07:21

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Drunk Nerds posted:

Yeah this.

Keep in mind that in order to support my family and keep my young children from freaking out about a severely mentally unwell person constantly invading our boundaries, I had to act like it was all totally normal. It happened so much that it literally felt like I was an actor in my own life, playing the dog that says "this is fine."

Watching goons freak out about it allowed me to sort of freak out by proxy. So while there's probably some valid criticisms of my eagerness to share, they aren't as important as me being able to be there for my loved ones.

PS I like what that other poster said about current drama discussion enabling the argument to spill into this thread. So I won't be addressing that negative post that was recently made about me here, at all, please don't ask. I made a thorough rebuttal in that thread if you absolutely need to know.

Do you still have the salty bitch mug?

# ¿ May 7, 2020 00:34

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

FilthyImp posted:

Concept: C-SPAM goon sets up a no-questions-asked Socialist Goonerocity Fund to help out struggling posters.

Potential Reality: Goon transitions the project into a pseudo-PAC, pissing off donors, running afoul of campaign finance law, tanking the politician's campaign when the media notices donations by WeedLordxBonerHitler and links foreign national cash to the donations, and finally causes Lowtax to shutter the forums.

"My nigga have you tried structured payments"

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# ¿ May 7, 2020 01:35

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

that does not seem reasonable.

# ¿ May 8, 2020 21:21

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Pick posted:

To be honest, most of this website's problems would be solved if every post that somebody made instantly resulted in a six hour probation no matter what it was

# ¿ May 12, 2020 00:21

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Dixville posted:

My grandad was a cop. I think about that sometimes when i see people posting poo poo like "kill all cops" my grandad was cool gat dangit

My great grandad was a german cop In the thirties (really high position by the time he retired) and I hate all the ACAB poo poo. I didn't see much of him before he died since he retired in South America but I bet he would have had a bunch of fascinating stories

# ¿ May 12, 2020 02:49

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

maybe make it like /r9K where each user gets a timer, like your first hundred posts are just a 10 minute timeout, then it rachets up.

nobody on /r9k rachets it up

# ¿ May 12, 2020 08:19

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Pick posted:

Aw hell, just the autoban

did you say autobahn?

# ¿ May 12, 2020 09:46

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Captain Hygiene posted:

What's left, Godzilla?

War

# ¿ May 21, 2020 02:31

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Tashilicious posted:

With underaged incest fart porn.

To be fair, the underage element wasn't deliberate

# ¿ May 30, 2020 10:38

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

barbecue at the folks posted:

I usually liked avs' less lovely shitposting, but it's just not... a good look when you defend someone by saying that they just had such a heated avshalom moment that they accidentally copypasted underage fart porn into a mental health thread without vetting the fart porn first

I mean, could happen to anyone, right? Right?

the fanfic said it was eighteen!

# ¿ May 30, 2020 11:56

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Pick posted:

caring about things is good. manipulative pearl-clutching is tedious as gently caress.

This is so problematic and white

# ¿ May 30, 2020 21:04

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

pentyne posted:

So completely unexpected from someone who is both a Biden and a cop apologist.

that was manipulative pearl-clutching, you weren't supposed to agree with me

# ¿ May 30, 2020 21:55

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Total party diap

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 20:55

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

oldpainless posted:

Congrats pal you just got reported. The mods will deal with you.

More like old modless

# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 04:40

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Solice Kirsk posted:

Try pressing Ctrl + Alt + down arrow

# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 03:23

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

More like oldchillless

More like oldfriendless

# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 12:53

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Antivehicular posted:

This eventually left GiP and started popping up in non-slur forms, the best of which was probably SALT CURES HAM. Extremely doofusoid poster, really good username.

Personally I was always a fan of ACES CURE PLANES

# ¿ Jun 7, 2020 03:10

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Inceltown posted:

Throwing up an error that it's an invalid username wouldn't be too hard though. Of course making someone who uses a slur as a username in TYOL2020 spend to fix their idiocy is a better idea.

How was I supposed to know that GAS CURES PROTESTORS was an offensive name???

# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 00:53

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Grandmother of Five posted:

These style of posters blend together for me, but he was aggressively bad, and unless I misremember, was so desperate for attention that he posted nudes of himself where he was holding and sucking off a condom filled with poo poo. I guess maybe he had some humiliation-fetish, but who on Earth knows.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 11:01

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Has anyone made a joke about "bear nuts" yet :mrapig:

# ¿ Jun 12, 2020 02:24

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Dell_Zincht posted:

The gently caress is this poo poo?

I believe the commoners refer to it as a 'joke' sir.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 13:21

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Moon Slayer posted:

As long as we're playing derail chicken, I don't think you should have kids but if you do and they're a boy you should definitely circumcise them. Also Pick is a good poster and I'm glad BravestoftheLamps was permabanned.

I actually do believe 3/4 of the things I just said. Try and guess which ones!

you should also circumcise the girls, it will keep them clean, physically and spiritually.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 13:53

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Snow Cone Capone posted:

nobody said they hated Pick for god's sake can we please stop derailing to talk about Pick

I hate Pick.

shovels are way better

# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 14:08

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

barbecue at the folks posted:

Actually, goons just hate Pick because she is a woman. Same for avs before she finally imploded under the weight of her own shitposting like a dying star.

Am I doing this right?

I hate her because she's white :shrug:

# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 14:53

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Peanut Butler posted:

i don't hate anyone
seems like a waste of an emotion better spent on corn in chili

what about hitler?

# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 15:05

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Pick posted:

Orange boys are SO good

Trump 2020!

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 21:00

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Phlegmish posted:

Ah so they've just been lonely and unfed for fifteen years, much better

Truly, death would be a blessing

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 21:14

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

FilthyImp posted:

There's an NES cart sitting somewhere with LINK and his friend BUTT just sitting around, waiting to finish GANNON off for good. They were just taking a little break, you know.

Then one day the batter goes and they think "well, maybe time for a nap." And their existence blinks out as the power fails

As it turns out, they don't disappear. The only things they lose when the power cuts are their senses

# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 05:13

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Ghost Leviathan posted:

He can trace his lineage to the Prophet Muhammed, iirc.

IIRC he was pretty proud that no one could really peg Bashir's ethnicity.

the children of one of his victims?

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# ¿ Jul 11, 2020 11:18

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Penny stocks are where it's at

# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 02:30

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 13:16

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Elviscat posted:

I only use desktop for my stupid gimmick account, everything else is Awful App.

So what's your normal account?

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 08:48

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