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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Does anyone remember the thread where a bunch of TFR goons started staging pictures of stupid tactical stuff. The one that jumps out to me is somebody put a bayonet on a bullet.

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

pentyne posted:

In following up on my "1 trick posters" I present WickedHate

https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=203591

Not entirely sure what her gimmick was but it was a ton of weird attempts at defending underage anime porn and incest coupled with absolute broke brain takes on "nerd" media in general.

I think she was also the one who jokingly mentioned being run off of lots of other anime forums, or that might've been the anime weirdo who couldn't stop obsessing about every single male-male interaction in anime being gay subtext and comparing it to a specific gay anime; also ended up getting banned with a "you clearly need help but you won't get it here"


When it came up FAU didn't want to ban her and be the reason she killed herself she followed up later with this

At some point she got banned twice in an hour and then a third time twelve hours later.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

The uncrustables is only funny because 3O is an elitist snob powergay in 99.9% of his posts but also randomly likes lovely cheap frozen food for picky eaters.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

DoctorTristan posted:

I think that was two different people but I can’t be hosed to go check. One of them might have been the one who accused someone of paedophilia for posting obsessively about Van Halen.

But yes, despite the Irish having several boatloads worth of historical reasons to dislike the English, the two of them can barely keep their genitals out of each other.

Don't remember the thread, but that was a tiny brontosaurus rereg getting mad at somebody during a derail about Billie Eilish not knowing who Van Halen is.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I watched part of a single episode of cinema sins once. He listed a prop being made from some repurposed item as a sin as if it wasn't filmmaking 101 to use whatever you can get a hold of to make a set.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I'm going to take a shot in the dark just in case you're serious. Are you the keyboard goop guy?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Tashilicious posted:

My favourite part is when the chili guy dismisses criticism by calling it "menstruation"

It's funny how "chili purists" are all white dudes who coopted a native american dish as an excuse for their toxic masculinity.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Caves of Qud developers have been posting regularly in it's thread for years.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I don't know how gang tags work but I would love it if we had a "not involved with human trafficking" gang tag.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Ugly In The Morning posted:

It was from the 30 rock thread. A bunch of people thought it was a race thing instead of a joke about the elevator stopping at nearly every floor.


Someone remind me to buy one of these when the sale is finished.

To be fair the New York City Transit Authority is a racist joke.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Almost definitely

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Ghost Leviathan posted:

didn't a writer for something actually admit to this, that they looked on reddit and saw some people had figured out the twist so they changed it to something they hadn't seen anyone predict, even if it was so stupid no one would expect it

GRRM threatened to do it when everyone guessed right away who John Snow's parents were.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Alaois posted:

oh that's who's rereg you are lmao

The last time I saw someone make a Muhammed is a pedophile reference turned out to be the guy in charge of something sensitive.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

purple death ray posted:

There's probably a post somewhere of somebody making the first "more like old(whatever)less" joke, just like somewhere, some human being was the first person to say "23-skidoo" and someone had to be the first person to put impact font on a picture of a cat. You'd never really be able to tell for sure though. That's just how memes and mass hysteria work. Look up dancing sickness. People are just weird when it comes to the stuff their fellow humans are doing.

Historians are actually able trace the origin of the phrase kiss my rear end back to the guy that Guts from Berserk is based off of.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

A raccoon climbs up my fire escape to look into my kitchen window sometimes

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Moon Slayer posted:

PETS ARE OVER

What about back alley raccoons? Phillipe is a free man and no ones pet.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

So let me see if I have it straight:

How long will it take to capture FYAD? 2 days
Will Lowtax be killed? Yes
Total GBS casualties: 500 dead
Total FYAD casualties: 3000 dead
Total queer illuminati casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the lunch thread regulars hold the lines? No
Will CSPAM fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Lowtax launch attacks on women? Yes
Will Lowtax launch attacks on someone his own size? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Lowtax sacrifice his patreon (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the forums make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Pick do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Lowtax burn 20 years of goodwill? Yes
How long will the Jeffrey be negotiating the sale of the forums? ~15 years
Will the vice article catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this shitpost be good or bad for the world? Good

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Shoulda replaced Israel with Uwe Boll. Didn’t he KO Lowtax in that boxing thing?

gently caress I can't believe I forgot about that boxing match. It feels weird googling it and finding a 13 year old youtube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

What did Tashi do? How does an asexual sexual predator work?

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Len posted:

I wonder if Discord receipt guy has any good ones about why she followed herself around like her own personal bard

Awfully trusting of you to assume the discord guy wasn't another sock puppet

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