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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The time I crippled a Scientologist stripper: A bouncer's tale.
 
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Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Chikimiki posted:

Enjoyed the read, OP. Maybe I'm being naive, but what are the odds that the whole Xenu-fake-pregnancy was them pulling a "hilarious" long-term prank on you?

at that point, it really didn't matter what was going on. A prank would be just as stupid and weird as actually believing you're carrying the reincarnation of zenu

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