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Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !
I'm trying to change James Bond movie titles, to fit a plot where Bond must kill a rogue Royal:

Queen never dies

Live and Let Harry Die

From Buckingham with Love

Assassino Royale

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Harrypussy

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

On Her Majesty's Line of Succession

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

He is probably being stalked by a white Fiat Uno as we speak.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Never Say Monarch Again

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
To Canada With Love

Barudak
May 7, 2007

A Quantum of Solace

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Can't he kill Andrew instead? Actually wipe out that whole group of fancy hillbillies.

Edit:
On her majesty's secret shitlist

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house

Biohazard posted:

Can't he kill Andrew instead? Actually wipe out that whole group of fancy hillbillies.

Edit:
On her majesty's secret shitlist

on her majesty's secret pedophile ring

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Assassin's Markle

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Harryball

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

M: Bond we have a Code Black situ- oh wait that's kind of a double entendre in this situation, isn't it? Haha, oh my. Anyway we need you to kill Harry and his black wife.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Quantum of Sussex

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
*Sean Connery enters the room*

Shorry Harry, but her majeshty dictatesh, that itsh time for you to die.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Bond: I've told you M, I'm done with MI6. The betrayal, the bloodshed, I'm through with it. I plan on retiring here in my villa with my girlfriend, Christmas Jones. My country doesn't need a worn-out soldier like me anymore...

M: Not your country, Bond. Your Queen. *M slams down a copy of the Daily Mail with the headline "MEGAN MAKES KATE CRY"*

Bond: I'll get my things.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Bond: Tell me Princess... did you ever get hosed in the rear end?

Meghan: Did you mean to make a double entendre there commander Bond?

Bond: "rear end" also means "donkey" :heysexy:


- from 2020 hit movie Bond: The Prince that Lived Has Come to Die

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

The Man Who Ruled Too Little

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

1redflag posted:

The Man Who Ruled Too Little

Lol

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

The movie is a blockbuster sensation in the UK and Tyler Perry becomes an international superstar thanks to his portrayal of Megan Markle, Duchess of Sussex.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Canadian Royale

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
A View To A Kill (Harry, that is)

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Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Duke? No

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