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2 penny bottle imp posted:Once, I was in a bathroom stall in a strip mall food court, and someone came in and immediately shook the door, demanding that whoever was inside 'wake up, some people have to use the toilet around here!' It's spelled cacaphony
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JK Fresco posted:I go for powerwalks with my powerwalking group Tell me you people call yourselves The Speedfreaks and you have matching jackets with your group name and logo.
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Milo and POTUS posted:It's spelled cacaphony More like kakaphony amiright?
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Literally A Person posted:Tell me you people call yourselves The Speedfreaks and you have matching jackets with your group name and logo. Trying to find out if your friends also post on the forums?
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Jan 11, 2020 22:43
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Peanut Butter posted:Was in a shopping centre bathroom today and there was an empty box for foot fungus cream just lying next to the toilet. I guess treating your foot fungus is a Fun Thing to do at the Mall and I can't be sure THEY want us to know about it. Just lol if you think that's what he was doing with the cream.
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Milo and POTUS posted:It's spelled cacaphony p sure he's taking about a caucasian dysphony
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Dont Touch ME posted:Trying to find out if your friends also post on the forums? Being a member of the Speedfreaks is a bond beyond friendship, beyond family.
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The pizza at Rocky Rococo's is quite good. Their italian sausage is stellar.
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2 penny bottle imp posted:Not sure about that second bit but finding a secluded toilet for a relaxing bm amongst the hustle and bustle can be quite enjoyable! This but the authentic glory hole experience
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If there is a grocery store inside the mall you can pick up some deli meats and fresh buns and make a couple of nice sandwhiches to eat in the food court. Don't let other people's busy-ness impact the pace you move around in!
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'They' don't want you to know about what really goes on at the crispy cream after the mall closes. But you had a hunch and hid in the janitor's bathroom until after hours and now you'll get to the bottom of it all. Unless security gets to you first. Are you bad rear end enough to find the secret of the dark mall? Or will you join the rest of the mall rats who weren't... Mall That. Coming to a mall based Cineplex near you.
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Spray the Bath and Body Works Scent upwards in front of you and walk directly into it, burning your eyes and scorching your senses. Leave the store with recovering senses that will soon heighten, to enjoy a Great American Cookie Cake Slice 
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80's movie robot ultra-violence. Noice.
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You want to start by buying some chocolate covered pretzels...
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Milo and POTUS posted:It's spelled cacaphony Also the thread title uses a pronoun without defining an antecedent. Bring back GBS 1.0! Seriously, though, you're going to call that out but you have nothing to say about this: JK Fresco posted:I just watched Security where Anronio Bandetas plays a matine anf he fefrnds a mall from mercenarie si si was ok. Nit bad not guud Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Jan 12, 2020 |
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The local mall used to have a Pizzeria Unos, and the bartender Steph was amazing. My friend and I were loud drunks, which I guess made her shift better. So our bill would be $30, no matter how much we drank and ate. 6 beers, 3 G&Ts, and a pizza for me, 7 beers, three shots, and a pizza for my friend? $30 total. There was one other regular who was a dude in a suit in his 40's who would stop there after work to avoid his wife and get hammered, lol. I figure he discovered the secret shortly before us, and was glad to have some company. So the secret is find a mall bar and befriend the bartender - even a drunk goon is going to be better than 95% of their customers. E: lolll that old dudes toast every night was "if you can't come in her, come on her". Can't believe I forgot that Slothful Bong fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Jan 12, 2020 |
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Jan 12, 2020 19:09
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Crosspost from the new Australia thread ('Shopping center' is Australian for mall).
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Jan 12, 2020 19:11
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Outrail posted:Crosspost from the new Australia thread ('Shopping center' is Australian for mall). lol we also have westfield brand malls and they are also extremely trashy. We use shopping center too but its more generic and could be just an area with a bunch of big box stores or a strip mall.
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Jan 12, 2020 19:14
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Lick the display phones at cell phone shops while looking the salesperson directly in the eyes. Now they're legally yours and you can sell them on EBay!
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Jan 12, 2020 19:19
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Jan 12, 2020 20:34
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The service corridors in most malls aren’t restricted and often have quiet bathrooms/break rooms available
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Jan 12, 2020 21:03
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the mall near me is getting a coffee shop where all the people working there are hot shirtless dudes I guess that’s kind of interesting
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Ziv Zulander posted:the mall near me is getting a coffee shop where all the people working there are hot shirtless dudes Do you live in bizzaro Chile?
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I just posted about this in another thread but I've always loved malls. I've always especially loved dead malls. Like, even when malls were busy, if you went to one on a Wednesday afternoon in April they were dead. And something about all those wasted resources; the air conditioning and lighting and muzak, appealed to me. I never worked in one but I wish I had. I'm going to miss them when they're all gone (later this year probably)
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