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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Savage For The Winjun posted:

This doesn't seem fair to your children as their disposable income is significantly lower than yours?

You’re reading comprehension is worse than my wife’s spelling

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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

I come home to this today.



There’s more signs in the house. Other topics though. That’s a well formatted double column word docx with an embedded table. She likely made this wearing leopard print.

How do you passive aggressive people get your kids and so’s to be not animals?

Please make me signs I can post around the house.

Whelp she's doing dish washing wrong. You stack them up so that you know how to properly allocate dishes/silverware/cups in the dishwasher. That way you don't have to rearrange things later if you've made a miscalculation and can better maximize your dishwasher usage.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Duck and Cover posted:

Whelp she's doing dish washing wrong. You stack them up so that you know how to properly allocate dishes/silverware/cups in the dishwasher. That way you don't have to rearrange things later if you've made a miscalculation and can better maximize your dishwasher usage.

Nah kids are lazy, girl in particular. Son rinses all his stuff then neatly stacks, girl chucks a rice bowl half full of food into the side thing. Thrice a day. She’s the toothpaste cap bandit too. She laze

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

Nah kids are lazy, girl in particular. Son rinses all his stuff then neatly stacks, girl chucks a rice bowl half full of food into the side thing. Thrice a day. She’s the toothpaste cap bandit too. She laze

Being lazy is an important life skill.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
War crimes photo she took



Those are my coffee cups.


I feel like donating to UNESCO now

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Pay her with your body

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Who What Now posted:

Pay her with your body

Get some boudoir photos done up. Something tasteful.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

War crimes photo she took



Those are my coffee cups.


I feel like donating to UNESCO now

Get a bigger sink. Those plates shouldn't be in the sink each one having a spot so that same sized ones can be stacked. The bowl should probably at the very least have water in it. Tumblers shouldn't be in the sink but should be on the counter top. I have spoken.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jan 12, 2020

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Duck and Cover posted:

Whelp she's doing dish washing wrong. You stack them up so that you know how to properly allocate dishes/silverware/cups in the dishwasher. That way you don't have to rearrange things later if you've made a miscalculation and can better maximize your dishwasher usage.

Trying to optimise dishwasher usage more than just having a vague spot for big/small plates is not really worth it when the point is to make washing dishes quicker and easier

I've gone from homes with a dishwasher to homes without and I don't see what's so hard about putting dirty dishes in the dishwasher when you're done, but maybe I had my neat freak tendencies taken advantage of early on

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Everyone knows you just put your dishes in the sink then make the kids take turns each night washing them. Duh

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

free hubcaps posted:

also this thread raises the disturbing fact that there are Sexual children

My dad is Mr. Sexual, call me Pnurtis

Ruffini
Oct 2, 2018
Lol loving owned

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ruffini posted:

Lol loving owned

It’s humiliating, it’s my thing

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Burt Sexual posted:

I come home to this today.



There’s more signs in the house. Other topics though. That’s a well formatted double column word docx with an embedded table. She likely made this wearing leopard print.

How do you passive aggressive people get your kids and so’s to be not animals?

Please make me signs I can post around the house.

wtf is that counter, there is no sealant and it looks like formica

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

let it mellow posted:

wtf is that counter, there is no sealant and it looks like formica

My nuts are in the pic

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Burt Sexual posted:

My nuts are in the pic

all I see is an exposed screw on something, congrats on ur screw

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

let it mellow posted:

all I see is an exposed screw on something, congrats on ur screw

It’s granite or whatever

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
clean that poo poo and seal it, it’s really gross looking and it isn’t granite

e: seriously it looks like either mold or filth under whatever is screwed in (a faucet? Idk) and hopefully it’s just filth because if that’s mold then you have a real issue

let it mellow fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Jan 12, 2020

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Burt Sexual posted:

My nuts are in the pic

just do the loving dishes you nerd

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
holy poo poo, just put them in the dishwasher

Ruffini
Oct 2, 2018

roarpower posted:

just do the loving dishes you nerd

Hey now. Keep the anger in the anger thread

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Ruffini posted:

Hey now. Keep the anger in the anger thread

look at the top left of his pic, there is angry filth on his sink

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I’m feeling attacked in my own thread, please point me to a diy thread here

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Are you creating an environment where leaving dishes in the sink is the lesser hassle to the kids?

For example, there's certain dishes I won't put away because my wife doesn't like how I do it. Then sometimes I get yelled at for not doing it. But that's less likely than getting yelled at for doing it "wrong."

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Burt Sexual posted:

I’m feeling attacked in my own thread, please point me to a diy thread here

https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Your-Child-to-Wash-Dishes

Send it to your wife and tell her to just mentally replace any instance of "child" with "husband".

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

FogHelmut posted:

Are you creating an environment where leaving dishes in the sink is the lesser hassle to the kids?

For example, there's certain dishes I won't put away because my wife doesn't like how I do it. Then sometimes I get yelled at for not doing it. But that's less likely than getting yelled at for doing it "wrong."

It’s a huge area. Double sink. It’s just easier for them to drop them in an have mom clean it. I work at home and clean earvry drat dish of my lunches . I don’t deal w them upstairs at snack time. 330.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Resting Lich Face posted:

https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Your-Child-to-Wash-Dishes

Send it to your wife and tell her to just mentally replace any instance of "child" with "husband".

Lol wtf is that

Unhelpful posting in gbs

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

So is she attempting to appeal to their empathy for their father's wallet? Or indirectly pushing you to correct their behavior? This has mutiny written all over it.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Burt Sexual posted:

Lol wtf is that

Unhelpful posting in gbs

What? You asked for DIY.

poo poo. I didn't think I was supposed to be helpful in GBS.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo


Is that enough space to do your own way and rinse. It’s a double sink thing. Put the toothpaste cap on too you cretinous animals.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Why isn't your counter covered in old mail, phone chargers, and whiskey bottles?

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

FogHelmut posted:

Why isn't your counter covered in old mail, phone chargers, and whiskey bottles?

He's married.

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
I wish my mother knew how to make tables in Word

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

FogHelmut posted:

Why isn't your counter covered in old mail, phone chargers, and whiskey bottles?

Shocked the first comment wasn’t on my backsplash

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope u didnt pay for that kitchen backsplash OP

overall:

:yikes:



e. lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ANUSTART posted:

I wish my mother knew how to make tables in Word

Teach her you ungrateful child

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.

Burt Sexual posted:

Shocked the first comment wasn’t on my backsplash

I did not want to be mean. It looks like Target proprietary brand packaging but for walls. And maybe you enjoy that in your Life.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Burt Sexual posted:

Shocked the first comment wasn’t on my backsplash

How the gently caress didn't I notice that?

Oh no...

Oh god!

Do I have terrible taste too?

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.

Burt Sexual posted:

Teach her you ungrateful child

She will not pay for Microsoft Word subscription and hell, I wouldnt either.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chinatown posted:

i hope u didnt pay for that kitchen backsplash OP

overall:

:yikes:



e. lol

You don’t know how to have fun irl, just online

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