Paladinus posted:

That's not going to help with saving his species!

Sir Not Appearing posted:

Speleothing posted:

Funny story about Diego - he was so eager and excited about sex that the biologists at the conservation center thought that maybe he could teach Lonesome George how to gently caress, as George was the last male from his own island and had never mated with any of the five females he was kept with.

Turned out that George hated sex so much that he attacked Diego and knocked him off the female being mounted.