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punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Professor Shark posted:

there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island.
But the desirable shell-dweller had so much sex he helped boost the population to over 2,000. The Galapagos National Parks service believe the 100-year-old tortoise is the patriarch of around 40% of that population.]

Doesn't that mean he had sex with his daughters? What a creep.

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