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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
:monar:

Pick posted:

No joke. I don't get it at all.

good artists typically have wait lists that are three months to a year long, bad ones have no wait at all and make impulse tats very easy and very regrettable

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OMFG FURRY posted:

:monar:


good artists typically have wait lists that are three months to a year long, bad ones have no wait at all and make impulse tats very easy and very regrettable

Add onto that the fact they'll drop everything for the chance to work on a celeb and it's a perfect storm, tho tbh that isn't even the best explanation because a lot of celebs have consistent artists they like to get work done by and it sucks poo poo.

I've had literal nightmares about going to a tattoo studio and having my body suddenly covered with child scribble Ed Sheeran poo poo.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Add onto that the fact they'll drop everything for the chance to work on a celeb and it's a perfect storm, tho tbh that isn't even the best explanation because a lot of celebs have consistent artists they like to get work done by and it sucks poo poo.

I've had literal nightmares about going to a tattoo studio and having my body suddenly covered with child scribble Ed Sheeran poo poo.

We're playing pretty fast and loose with the word "celebrity" here.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

CPL593H posted:

We're playing pretty fast and loose with the word "celebrity" here.

Ed Sheeran is famous as poo poo man like it or not

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
I get a nice chuckle out of Ben Affleck's back dragon every time I see it.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Vastarien posted:

I get a nice chuckle out of Ben Affleck's back dragon every time I see it.



That's not a dragon but yea it's a bitch

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Maybe tattoos are very personal things and everything you think is bad is something they like, but I don't really know, all my tattoos are VERY cool and good so this is purely conjecture.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bust Rodd posted:

Maybe tattoos are very personal things and everything you think is bad is something they like, but I don't really know, all my tattoos are VERY cool and good so this is purely conjecture.

C'mon man these tattoos dont even have straight loving lines or properly packed color saturation. There are plenty of corny rear end extremely well done tattoos, scads of amazing Joker tattoos that are insufferably edgy but these tattoos suck poo poo from the most basic fundamental level of Knowing How to Draw Things smh that you think a lion that was birthed with its face super glued to a frying pan is just a subjectively hideous excretion exuded from the hands of some incompetent flesh artist you monstrous cuboid

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

C'mon man these tattoos dont even have straight loving lines or properly packed color saturation. There are plenty of corny rear end extremely well done tattoos, scads of amazing Joker tattoos that are insufferably edgy but these tattoos suck poo poo from the most basic fundamental level of Knowing How to Draw Things smh that you think a lion that was birthed with its face super glued to a frying pan is just a subjectively hideous excretion exuded from the hands of some incompetent flesh artist you monstrous cuboid

My bad you're right, he should have written in to the national board of Good Art and gotten the very important rubric labeled "Good Tattoo Design" and run it by the Congressional Office of Body Modification first, my bad, it's been so long that I forgot about all the proper channels.

Rich people having lovely tattoos balances out poor people like you and I having awesome tattoos. If rich people got healthcare and scientifically enhanced lifespans and better nutrition and could more easily avoid the consequences of climate change BUT ALSO had nicer tattoos than us, well that wouldn't be very fair, would it?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bust Rodd posted:

My bad you're right, he should have written in to the national board of Good Art and gotten the very important rubric labeled "Good Tattoo Design" and run it by the Congressional Office of Body Modification first, my bad, it's been so long that I forgot about all the proper channels.

Rich people having lovely tattoos balances out poor people like you and I having awesome tattoos. If rich people got healthcare and scientifically enhanced lifespans and better nutrition and could more easily avoid the consequences of climate change BUT ALSO had nicer tattoos than us, well that wouldn't be very fair, would it?

Ideally the rich would get bad tattoos that result in infections with weeping sores fellow poster

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
I didn’t really know who he is until this thread but he sounds like kind of a dickhead.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

I knew of this person on Myspace, back when that was thing.

I thought of this person as a crazy person then, and a crazy person now.

I think this person my have also been an ALOD maybe? Not sure, but deffo an odd ball and I was surprised to hear (years later) that this person made it into the mainstream.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Add onto that the fact they'll drop everything for the chance to work on a celeb and it's a perfect storm, tho tbh that isn't even the best explanation because a lot of celebs have consistent artists they like to get work done by and it sucks poo poo.

I've had literal nightmares about going to a tattoo studio and having my body suddenly covered with child scribble Ed Sheeran poo poo.

Some people get a tat before they can afford quality art, and aren't about laser removal just to put the remastered version in place :shrug:


But :lol: the number of people in the makeup artist community that aren't insufferable assholes can probably be counted on one hand. Keep in mind that a lot of makeup suffers from the "minimum premium quality" issue where if you buy drugstore or knock-off brands, you might find one that's a generic and does it right, or you might be buying powdered lead from China. Putting A VideogameTM of dollars on makeup to get a name brand ensures a minimum quality standard, but that's like the entry point, and you can double that price for something that's the exact same product, but they use a proprietary pink glitter as opposed to none at all.

It's like finding out that women's clothes don't have functional pockets for the express purpose of selling them handbags and purses as well.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Ed Sheeran is famous as poo poo man like it or not

Oh, I thought the "celebrity" in question was the racist plastic surgery disaster this thread is about.

Bust Rodd posted:

Maybe tattoos are very personal things and everything you think is bad is something they like, but I don't really know, all my tattoos are VERY cool and good so this is purely conjecture.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

"Kim Kardashian, who is the half-sister of Kylie Jenner, released contour powders in her palette. When Jeffree Star saw the swatches of the colors, he made the remark that something did not look right. Star responded that Kardashian needed to learn how to swatch properly."

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Telebite posted:

"Kim Kardashian, who is the half-sister of Kylie Jenner, released contour powders in her palette. When Jeffree Star saw the swatches of the colors, he made the remark that something did not look right. Star responded that Kardashian needed to learn how to swatch properly."



OH.... MYGOD!!!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
a lot of cosmetics and palettes now are specifically for making yourself look good on webcam or in selfies. like you don't even wear it outside because it would look stupid. there are even "selfie palettes". i really do not like this. i think young women are getting messed up from this sort of product and messaging.

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


Pick posted:

a lot of cosmetics and palettes now are specifically for making yourself look good on webcam or in selfies. like you don't even wear it outside because it would look stupid. there are even "selfie palettes". i really do not like this. i think young women are getting messed up from this sort of product and messaging.

What in particular makes these cosmetics work different under the camera?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

PTSDeedly Do posted:

What in particular makes these cosmetics work different under the camera?

There's fecal matter caked into each product

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

There's fecal matter caked into each product

Oh hell yes

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Stuff that’s advertised as ‘camera ready’ typically means low reflective or matted tones iirc.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Someone I've been following since his MySpace/music days. He can be a giant rear end in a top hat but has become a multi millionaire from loving nothing, and I respect the poo poo outta that-- twice as I normally would, as a fellow homoqueer.

I love J* he's one of my problematic faves

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




vortmax posted:

Isn't he the "leave Britney alone" guy?

That's Chris Crocker.

Vagabundo posted:

I think he does porn now, so good for him, I guess.

And yes he does/did.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Peter Thiel is gay and a billionaire but i still think hes a piece of shjt

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




I can think someone is a piece of poo poo while admiring what they built for themselves. He's a really smart businessman and super generous with his fans.

He has also been racist and caught on camera being racist multiple times (mostly from the edgy myspace days, but he's had recent controversies as well) and I hate that about him.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I don't admire people foe the kind of greed and willingness to exploit others it tskes to become a millionaire

I think hes a bad person in every way and i wish him ill

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




I respect that.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

esperterra posted:

I can think someone is a piece of poo poo while admiring what they built for themselves. He's a really smart businessman and super generous with his fans.

He has also been racist and caught on camera being racist multiple times (mostly from the edgy myspace days, but he's had recent controversies as well) and I hate that about him.

Imo the fact that he's a millionaire means that whatever he "built" was done using vile methodry and exploitation so I despise him by default.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Also he is racist.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken

CPL593H posted:

It's not very good and is also kinda sad.

Is the porn a bit rubbish? And hey, if he wants to bang hot lads, or get his butthole pounded by them, and then get paid for doing so, then who are we to judge?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Vagabundo posted:

Is the porn a bit rubbish? And hey, if he wants to bang hot lads, or get his butthole pounded by them, and then get paid for doing so, then who are we to judge?

I just looked it up and it's not bad or anything like average quality gay porn imo he was being harsh the dude boning for some moneys I did the same and cannot judge

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
well i just learned that there are both pinball and youtube makeup communities, each with huge amounts of drama apparently

Synthetic Dreams
Jul 19, 2005

by Cyrano4747

Pick posted:

No joke. I don't get it at all.

My retiree friend pays like 1,400 USD or more to get a tattoo from a quality artist she knows(i know that isn't terribly expensive, but the work she gets done isn't terribly intricate either), and she makes like $2,000 USD a month from her retirement check, and to boot, her artist has a months long wait list, aaaand requires a pretty meaty deposit to secure your appointment. Also, Jeffree Star was my friend on myspace and he seemed pretty okay at the time, but I would not be cool with casual racist Jeffree Star, sad to see that he is a vile racist fiend monster cretin.

Synthetic Dreams fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Jan 13, 2020

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




I'm 90% sure the cooking and baking community on YouTube is the only that isn't full of shitheads.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

I'm 90% sure the cooking and baking community on YouTube is the only that isn't full of shitheads.

I followed this recipe to a T and it was amazing, here is how I completely altered the dish entirely !

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



CPL593H posted:

Oh, I thought the "celebrity" in question was the racist plastic surgery disaster this thread is about.




Anyone have the three legged version?

also never forget the greatest horrible goon tat:

Tellaris
Dec 23, 2005


Cat On Rope Entertainment: Random comments since 2004

Is this the guy who had the big kerfluffle that got his pallets pulled from the big brand makeup stores, or was that some other famous beauty guru guy.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

esperterra posted:

I can think someone is a piece of poo poo while admiring what they built for themselves. He's a really smart businessman and super generous with his fans.

He has also been racist and caught on camera being racist multiple times (mostly from the edgy myspace days, but he's had recent controversies as well) and I hate that about him.

The Marge Schott of the makeup world

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Mr. Nice! posted:

Anyone have the three legged version?

also never forget the greatest horrible goon tat:



viletat is truly a monsterpiece that will live forever

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